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  1. Hoss

    Archer

    The season ender kind of redeemed it all for me. Now they can go back to the spying shit.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Stop and think about what you're saying. You think that trannies who have had the dickectomy done are dealing with people wanting to know how big their dick is? You're flailing bro. Spiraling out of control. Just open the door and come on out the closet.
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    Shia LaBeouf protest of Trump

    I hope it said "Shia is dividing us"
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. Glad the suicide attempt(s) failed, bro.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I thought I was never going to get my wife trained to check pockets. I wish I could pass on some tips, but I don't remember how I did it. I think I just kept threatening to do my own laundry.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I need a reminder. Why are you looking for fat dudes dicks? And whatever your reason, have you tried blowing in their ear or tickling the balls? My guess is that it starts with pegging. You do that for a while and then you start thinking you'd like to try a real dick instead of a plastic...
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    we have already seen vanessa dick. Scroll back through the thread, I think it happened pretty early.
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    The Fishing Thread

    I'm not much of a trout fisherman, but I've been told the key is to make your lure look like whatever insect they are currently eating. The real pros will check the banks and figure out what's in season. The one time I went trout fishing, I'm pretty sure we used corn on a hook. The guide...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not to sound cold, but you probably want someone healthy who will outlive you. Beyond that, the criteria is can you have fun with them for years to come.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I was new I had a boss who kept promising customers the moon. I'd be in those meetings taking notes thinking "cool can't wait to learn how to do that". I'd go to his office after the meeting with my list and go " ok so how do we do this?". He'd say "I don't know I thought you could do it"...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Another guy had to do a job that I normally do. Now I'm out installing it and holy shit. I don't know how this thing passed the customer testing, much less internal testing. I do jobs just like this all the time, he just had to copy one of my previous projects. But he clearly didn't...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I don't know that "teachers are crazy" needed proving. The scientific study that needs to be done is whether the teaching leads to the crazy, or the crazy leads to the teaching.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    sodomy? Was she pegging him, or is she being charged with sodomy becasuse she let him fuck her in the ass? Kentucky, after all. Maybe they're still sore that the #1 sodomy kelly is named after them.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm having the same issue reading articles about bitmining. I see something talking about the best cards to use or whatever ... and it's fucking worthless without a date.
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    What to do when you're on the wrong side of the DMV?

    Shit like that goes straight into the shredder so I don't know how many they send. But the PDF is always available with USAA and they will fax shit for you anytime.
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    What to do when you're on the wrong side of the DMV?

    Dude how do you only have 2 proofs of insurance? When you use non shitbag companies you can just get a pdf and print as many as you need. Do you not have access to a printer? Even in the olden days I don't remember having to ration my insurance cards. Wtf man.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I remember nick becoming nick at night and then later tvland in the evening. So either you're so old your memory is shot or you just remember a time earlier than I can. Either way you must have been around when dirt was new.
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    Archer

    This season is better than last season's fever dream at least. They could do one thing to fix it. Bring back krieger as krieger. He doesn't work as a bird. Should have made ray the bird if you really needed one.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My favorite part of that post. Come to think of it, it might be the only one I've never heard.
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    What to do when you're on the wrong side of the DMV?

    Last time I renewed my car tag I noticed I got an online discount. I thought sweet that's a far cry from the fucking convenience fee they used to charge. So I was looking at the cc bill this week and I was still charged a $5 convenience fee. I need to look back at how much the online discount...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Be honest. How long did it take your wife to find your penis? For some reason every chick I ever fucked knew right were mine was.
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    ThunderCats Roar - Proof there is no God

    Holy shit. I heard about it this weekend and was excited. I thought the people saying shit like "They're ruining my childhood" were just being drama queens. But fuck, man. For the first time ever I understand that sentiment. Why? Go back to the anime version (which was never given a fair...
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    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    If you made it to pg 20 of 90 then you should already know the cliffs notes. Both are trash. Both cheat on their spouse. Both use kids to hurt the other. You might have missed that Trexx's lawyer read the thread and said tyen would be fucked for it and that she needed to stop posting. Not...
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Yeah I was about to say the same thing is happening to etherum (they're coming out with an asic for it) but etherum isn't going to change their algorithm the way monero did. Instead they're going to continue with the plans to move away from the proof of work model. I have no idea what the...
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    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Not going to spoil anything right now, but I liked it mostly because of all the references to EU stuff that had been turned into 'legends'. Can't even remember them all. I'll have to make a list next time I see it.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Wish i could say nice save .... but it really wasn't.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If only there was a way to get a milf with no kids. And I guess zaara's state might call the state agency IRS too.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You can't check the status on IRS.gov? They made me take a paper check this year because my bank account had a red flag. My experience on the phone with them was pleasant, but then they have a special number to call specifically for people who get that letter. Are you talking federal...
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    Buying it is no fun though. So I see there are options to run those ASICs on 120V instead of 240V. I like that because it won't require me to rewire my house, and I'll have more flexibility in moving them if I don't like the first location I pick. It looks like I'd need 2 power supplies...
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    Poll Tyen vs Trex - Choose Your Side!

    Based on what was posted here, one of them got bored and turned out to be a cock hungry whore. But I'm not telling which one. You'll have to find the thread and read it yourself.
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    What about antminer? Those are on amazon. What do you look for in a good asic? Power consumption and speed, i'd assume. The antminers are 4-13 Th/s (I guess that's the price difference BTW) and draw 1-1.3 KW. How much does yours draw? I'll have to figure out the power cost, but we have...
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    What do you guys use for a miner? In the early days people were just using their PCs, right? But now the purpose built things seem to be all the rage. I was looking at them the other night and I couldn't tell what was different between a $1200 miner and a $200 miner other than that the $200...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That was luke skywalker from star track, dumbass. Do you even scifi?
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    Bitcoins/Litecoins/Virtual Currencies

    I apologize for not reading the entire thread, but is anyone here actually mining any of these coins?
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    Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

    If the movie isn't 6 hours long I will be disappointed.
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    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    All I can say is that I should have worn my white pants.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Reminds me of when I was in massatwoshits with my boss on a work trip. He talked me into visiting some old mansions in our free time. We got into the dining room of one and they were saying how back in its heyday you'd have to be 'old money' to have been allowed to this part of the house...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't get what's wrong with being bisexual and polyamorous. You are acting like she said she identified as an attack helicopter. You're putting off the wrong signals. I can't help with that on a forum, i'd have to see how you actually handle yourself. Maybe you can do some reading on body...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lying political ads. I don't mind political ads in general, but the ones that are flat out lies really rustle my jimmies good. I know we can't pass any laws about it because of the first amendment, but dammit it ought not be legal to lie in a political ad. In a perfect world, we'd have real...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did they get the PIN too, or did you have one of those fake visa debit cards? If it was a fake Visa, then won't visa help out and do something quicker? I thought that was the point of banks being willing to use their network.