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  1. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    While I may gladly rape a different woman every day, I still give money to my local Animal Shelter. So I ask you this: If two people rape women every day, but one of them also donates to charity, who's worse? Case closed.
  2. Xarpolis

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Best description I've heard of this show thus far.
  3. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It's especially low if the rumors of Sony planning on selling 5 million systems by December 31st are true.
  4. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Nanny Cam that you have set up for your kids.
  5. Xarpolis

    Homeland

    AQ 20 or 40?
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    South Park

    Well, first you punch a tree...
  7. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Serves them right for waiting so long, I guess.
  8. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I really wish I had pre-ordered more than one PS4. I now know full well that they're going to be hard to come by because there have been SO MANY pre-orders. I fucked myself on a quick buck or two.
  9. Xarpolis

    Android/iOS/Browser games

    I downloaded the "next" Kingdom Rush game. Kingdom Rush: Frontier. It's very similar to the previous ones, but they've added a few odds and ends. Changed the weaponry a bit, and the hero's are now upgradeable. Also, the tower upgrade system has changed a little bit as far as the type of...
  10. Xarpolis

    [Manga] Naruto (warning: spoilers up to current chapter)

    Wouldn't it be more realistic if a bad guy just used 100% right from square 1 to almost embarrassingly destroy the would be heroes right away, rather than dick around with them for a while?
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    Watch Dogs

    Really looking forward to this for the PS4. It's probably the first game I'll put in my new console.
  12. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    You could always have them check ebay.
  13. Xarpolis

    [Manga] Naruto (warning: spoilers up to current chapter)

    Wait, it isn't?! Oh, we're totally fucked now. Hey Naruto, can you give all us lesser ninja even more of the Chakara you should use to actually beat the bad guy? Please?
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    Breaking Bad

    Nah, she was a fat, unfuckable mess. It wasn't cortisone, it was chocolate.
  15. Xarpolis

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I watched episode 2 today over my lunch break. Despite being a huge comic nerd, it really annoyed me. I would say the biggest culprit of said announce would be the big orchestra number any time an action sequence begins. It feels like I'm watching an Indiana Jones movie.
  16. Xarpolis

    [Manga] Bleach (spoilers to current)

    So reading this last chapter, they want you to believe that Sui Feng and Hitsugaya are now dead. I guess time will tell for sure, but the chapter didn't do anything for me. "HAHA, I only used 1 finger before... now I'll use *2* Fingers!" dumb.
  17. Xarpolis

    [Manga] Naruto (warning: spoilers up to current chapter)

    The entire chapter consisted of nothing but EVERY character in the series felating Naruto. "You're the best! You brought us together! We're strong because of you! I want to be like you!"
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    Parent Thread

    I build IVF equipment for a retailer in New Jersey. Heated Lab Tables, Cryogenic baths... that type of thing.
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    Breaking Bad

    At least he died doing what he loved. ...getting shot in the back with a ricochet from his contraption of death that was designed to murder all of the evil Nazi's.
  20. Xarpolis

    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    And they've just hit the $4 million goal, with 10 minutes left in the Campaign.
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    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    They're around $80,000 from the 4 million goal now. 54 minutes to go.
  22. Xarpolis

    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    Ok, It looks really cool. I love the idea of a high res return to the old 2D side scrolling games. Especially a game like MegaMan, done by the guys that made the old MegaMan. Just modernized a bit. BTW, they've passed the 3.8 million stretch. Down to the 4 million one. Roughly an hour...
  23. Xarpolis

    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    Yeah, they added 2 more stretch goals. Kickstarter is showing only $3,585,000 on the page, so they must have received a lot of donations in the form of Paypal. Only 3 hours remain at tjos [pomt/ $3,800,000: OPTIONAL RETRO-STYLE CHIPTUNE SOUNDTRACK + FX! You've seen the names of the...
  24. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    It will be when they release the PS4 version of GTA5. But not until then.
  25. Xarpolis

    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    That looks awesome. I dig.
  26. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Tits and a five o'clock shadow. He's clearly not "all in" on his tranny-ism. It's probably not even tits, just a padded bra or some shit. He clearly has NOT taken estrogen pills.
  27. Xarpolis

    Breaking Bad

    Ok, I'll finally guess (again) at the finale. Walt: Oddly dies by his own hand after an assault on the Nazi compound. I'm talking about you Mr. M60. Jesse: Kills Todd and gets his freedom. Skylar: Tells Walt she doesn't want his money. He tells her where Hank is buried. Walt Jr: Still a...
  28. Xarpolis

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Here's the X-Cutioner's Song crossover if you feel like reading it. X-MEN X-Cutioner's Song and CABLE Fathers and Sons COMPLETE (download torrent) - TPB
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    How about cross-overs of the past? When I was a kid, reading comics constantly, I *loved* Maximum Carnage crossover. That was a pretty interesting set of books. It was contained entirely within the 4 Spider-Man comics (Amazing Spider-Man, Web of Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Spectacular...
  30. Xarpolis

    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    Up to $2,965,000 now. 45 hours remaining.
  31. Xarpolis

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Comedians *SHOULD* be able to blast anyone they want. In the context of comedy only. We don't know the bits he was doing, when referring to the tranny as he, it, him and that. It could very well have been funny and the tranny was just a hyper-sensitive douche the way so many other people are...
  32. Xarpolis

    Breaking Bad

    I think that was a bit of comedy, more than anything else. I know people that leave their keys in the ignition, but they never put it in the visor.
  33. Xarpolis

    Breaking Bad

    It was as we expected, but incredibly bad ass none the less. Awesome episode. I thought I was going to win with Walt technically living in the end, but no such luck.
  34. Xarpolis

    Breaking Bad

    Shit's going down really soon. As a result, I wanted to throw out a contest question, just to (hopefully) prevent any bitching. I would assume you're going to do this on a point system, with 1 point for each correct guess. What if there is a tie? Are certain answers worth more than other...
  35. Xarpolis

    Breaking Bad

    download it illegally within a few minutes after it's over.
  36. Xarpolis

    Mighty No. 9 - Megaman Spiritual Successor

    Ok, this Kickstarter campaign is coming to a close with 71 hours remaining. The donations are up to $2,825,000. Here's the latest set of stretch goals:
  37. Xarpolis

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    New Coulson is either a robot (Vision?) or a clone. Case closed. I bet he becomes vision in one of the next avengers movies.
  38. Xarpolis

    Song of the year '13

    It's been around 2 weeks since I last posted about the Fox song. It's up to 65 million views now. It just doesn't stop. WTF?
  39. Xarpolis

    Breaking Bad

    That's a great prediction, Trollface. I hope you win.