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Smash in portable mode is too much for this geezers eyes.

As with any help, a counselor is only effective if you actually want the help.

I just couldn't imagine being in a relationship where you can't communicate problems with each other. Those are festering bombs of resentment.

Ditch inquisition of kozilek.

I think we've hit the tipping point. It's hit the investors in the returns and that won't stand.

You marry someone because you can put up with their faults... some of us come here to bitch about the ridiculous EULA we agreed to.

We share a bank account and all of our paychecks are a pooled resource. But I keep everything I earn in cash jobs as fun money

Triumph makes me want to play 8 rack again.

I deal with shit at work, the last thing I want is my dick in shit too. Just say no to a poop noodle! I will never understand the appeal of putting your dick in an asshole.

If that's living, I'll stay dead.

We have a stray friendly cat at the feed mill. She has been here almost 10 years. Feed her every day and give her a heated cat bed in a shed for winter. Someone must have picked her up by the tail and broke it because she's skittish towards everyone but the people who feed her now and her tail...

Ain't it funny how we're supposed to eat rejection and come back with a smile but you reject them one time....

What ever the outcome of McDJ's tale is, I'd tell Russell Crowe that I was entertained.

And they say life is a miracle...

Noodle your marriage is like a sexual desert with an oasis that springs up twice a year. Go from months of nothing to a stripper routine and sexy nighties, then nothing, boom 3 hour fuckfest.

Dogs that belong to people who can't even care for themselves are just an extension of their grossness.

Most of your "real shit" is manufactured bullshit you both created or were issues you ignored from the get go of the relationship then you both encased the problems with children.

2 to 3 hours is my free time, I can sleep when i'm dead.

When you go home early from work with intentions of playing some of your back catalog of games but you just sit and enjoy the silence instead....

Hold up... you're broke but paid for password management software use? Please lose the custody battle.

Funny enough, boss tells me 4 ton, order form says 5 ton.

Great out here in Wisconsin.

I work outside all day, it's just my general rule to not go through the front door at all on Sunday during winter. Was worth it for the scenery though.

This thread always gives me a new appreciation for my wife. My biggest gripe, she's making me go to some ice castles tomorrow when the high is supposed to be 2 degrees tomorrow.... Other than that for a change of pace around here, marriage is great!

Had a cough so bad I threw my back out in a coughing fit all the while our main maintenance man is on vacation. Only to have our grain elevator plug due to new guy not watching stuff. Spent 3 hours this morning 30 feet in the air scooping 2 tons of sodium bicarbonate out of the augers. At least...

10 predators 90 humans, death respawns you as a facehugger and you must build the hive!

Claw tail claw that's the way we extra life!

The market would be ripe for some pubg style alien vs predator.

I was given this grip and case bundle for christmas. Can't recommend this enough for anyone with bigger hands. Can actually play the switch on the go without the cramps. Goplay Game Traveler Pack,...

My wife recently purchased a water flosser and it's been some solid comedy. Every day i listen to this storm of cussing because she turns it on before it's in her mouth and doesn't turn it off when finished until it's sprayed all over. This is week 2 and she's now moved to doing it at the...

I finally got to the premiere...I made it until I see them wheeling a wagon down the steps into a glass floor. Done, fuck this shit.

No..... more...... cords.

You'll never fill the void.

When fist fights and random dick riding are going down, yes.

Bad decision usually always involve a combination of old friends, booze, and good times.

I'd expect it of myself to leave situations like that, much less my wife. It's ripe for bad decision making and you don't need shit like that in life with children anymore.

I'm rustled just looking at that, I'm sure there's a few violations there you could bring up.

We were down 2 people in a 5 man crew all week at work... just got handed a 350 dollar cash bonus for the week.... now it's worth the aches and pains. Pickle is throughly tickled.

If wired doesn't bother you, I don't have anything bad to say about Nacon Revolution Pro 2. I prefer a heavy controller and it has a combination of weightsto use. Has programmable rear buttons with multiple profile selector. Though it is wired and eats a USB port up.