Not on what he promised but his hilarious bullshit more than paid off in other ways. Keg finding his dating profile, Trex buying and sharing his hysterical novella, and his fucking YouTube videos were all awesome.
Played a lot of crickett in college, originally only at the bar. Roommates bought one for the house and we used the shit out of it. Due to the combination of inexperienced guests and alcohol we used the shit out of the surrounding wall too.
I don't have an issue with fucking girls in the ass, but I don't prefer it and absolutely nothing about putting my tongue on some broad's asshole sounds enticing, regardless of skank status.