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  1. Rezz

    i got some bad news guys

    Maybe! But he definitely had gay sex at least once.
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    i got some bad news guys

    To them it would be straight, and since it is a woman (still a woman) fucking a dude (still a dude) then it is scientifically heterosexual. Quite a round-about way for a guy to get his prostate tickled or something, but doesn't really change the underlying sexes involved. The fucker might be...
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    i got some bad news guys

    This sounds intensely personal, Gonzy. And gay. But mostly gay. Banging a tranny after a dryspell is still that: banging a tranny. A dude pretending to be a chick. It really doesn't matter post or pre op; it is still a dude pretending to be a chick being banged by another dude. That's...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    If you guys on Gilg want a FC that does basically nothing, ISIS is recruiting! I basically make anyone who is on a Field Agent and let them spend the company points however, because there is 1.9 million of them. Recruit whom you want, let whomever join. But being honest, if you guys want an...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I talk with everyone all the time, so my PC is basically a must for this game. Granted, I heal everything but Coil (and only because I haven't clicked it on duty finder) so I need to have a bit more hands on approach to my gameplay. Plus it makes it very difficult to tell jokes if you have to...
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    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Syngery. At your levels with FF IV weapons, you should be able to clear at least through Dark Knight Cecil and probably up until the boss. Using Kain/Rydia will make it easier as well
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    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    Wow, Chimera first mob with Gale before you kill it is BS~
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    Smartwatches / Fitness Trackers

    Oh I'm not doubting the business acumen behind it, but it's the whole Apple culture deal clearly feeding into itself. I'm sure the 3rd gen will most likely not need a tether but for early adopters this is basically an Iphone 6+expenditure watch that doesn't expand on feature sets. One thing...
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    Silicon Valley

    I'm covered in dust; I'm a three foot dick. Wisdom.
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    Smartwatches / Fitness Trackers

    The needing to be tethered to a real smart device is a breaker for me. I can understand if it did everything an Iphone did for health shit and still forwarded text messages, but the fact that you need an iphone near you to do so just makes it a retarded purchase. Iphones already do everything...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Eh, aside from getting to 15 so you can start queueing for dungeons, Leves are basically meant for crafters/gatherers. Running Fates while queuing for dungeons/guildhests and working on your hunting log will be faster pretty much all the time. I mean yeah, you can do them, but there are...
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    MMA Thread

    Well, at 115 she is pretty little. She's a 6 who happens to be in peak physical condition, so for people who watch a sport festooned with women in peak physical condition that are usually a 4 or worse, she stands out. Outside of that I have no idea; she's alright?
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    Final Fantasy: Record Keeper - Mobile Gaming Cash Grab

    On the main screen, select party, then abilities. Then assign ( or whatever the top option is) and you can move abilities around.
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    Retro and New Video Game Picture/Video Thread

    Yeah no lie, I beat that game by flying to the upper left corner of the screen through every level. They never lock onto you and you dodge all their attacks. The hardest part was not losing lives trying to land the plane or do the refueling.
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    My new Dating Pool

    The man is making an omelette of hookers; sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to get it right.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Herbal stuff in general has more feels to it than science. This has been true of supplements since time immemorial, as the science behind any of it is sketchy on a good day. re: my post about injuries... MCL dude was 100% told not to lift heavy shit while it was healing, such as squats or...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    re: machine laterals. You aren't using nearly the same stabilizer muscles when using assisted lifts, so it probably most likely wasn't your shoulder but one of the stabilizer muscles used to keep the arm neutral during the lift that isn't needed during the machine lift. I'm always a little...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Convo: Those training days contain -hours- of working out. Like not one or two, but 3+. If you have that kind of time to devote to it, then by all means follow that plan. But yeah, 1150 extra calories compared to a rest day is a shitload and a half for someone whose job isn't lifting...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    So the right diet for GVT is daily injections? Otherwise you didn't read a single word Eidal posted. Not being mean, just that his post clearly shits all over GVT and it has nothing to do with the diet portion of the concept. GVT is cardio while holding weights. Which is fine if cardio is...
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Good to see Skyrim is number 5. Civ 5 was handed out for free with some no-brainer purchase a year or two ago, which might account for its ranking. Might have been a GMG deal, but I was quite surprised since it was a fairly recent game, comparatively.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    If you're on Gilg, yup. It's usually only a couple of minutes, but basically anytime from like 2pm pst until 8pm pst or so you'll probably hit a queue, especially after a patch.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Not to mention that low level roulette is almost always going to be Dizmael Darkhold or one of the three newb dungeons, or a trial. Garuda on roulette with a new tank is not fun!
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I would say it is definitely possible, it is just a full time job to do so. And while internet dollars are a real thing these days, quite a large chunk still have day jobs. Which means that to get the look that sells clicks, they are most likely using some type of enhancement drug. Put...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    The first 5-8% won't be terrible as you would just be getting into "fit" shape for the most part. Once you hit about 14% bodyfat you start getting into the point where you need to keep a much more structured eye on what you are eating and how you are working out. This has to do with riding the...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    He's not talking about your trainer; he's talking about people who give lifting advice in general in video form. Put frankly, anyone whose job is to look like the ideal you need to aim for, is most likely not natural or even close. They are getting paid to present a persona and a physique...
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    Deadpool (2016)

    Not to be an apologist or anything, but the voice definitely has that clearly breaking the fourth wall quality to it, as it is disjointed from the scene. I don't know if it is intentional, but it fits.
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    Retro and New Video Game Picture/Video Thread

    Kung Fu?
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Hah, that number is borderline dead-on with what I've put together through looking at calories in and calories out. I wasn't questioning your ethics, just that a lot of people think that weight loss is going slow when the reality is that unless you are a behemoth it takes quite a bit of effort...
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    The thing is, how many calories are you eating with things that are not carbs? Because it will still (basically) come down to calories in vs. calories out. For personal weight loss, I cycle for an hour 4 times a week at moderate/high intensity, so I know I'm probably burning somewhere between...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    There was, it's October 20, 2009. Looks really good, especially since I remember there being an interview that there's a few minutes of plot suggestion and then it is one long ass adrenaline chase scene for the rest.
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    Bloodborne

    I literally rolled in and just went ham with my cane in cane mode. He was at less than half health after the first barrage, then I rolled, let Eileen tank and rolled into slap the shit out of him for an easy win after my stamina had come back. If Eileein is still alive, he focuses on her...
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    Bloodborne

    Nope! Reread your post, and no, you gotta beat vicar before you can access the Forbidden Woods, where Shadow is. Vicar is a direct pre-req to fighting Shadow.
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    Bloodborne

    I believe there is a set of thresholds for stats and damage, actually. Like I notice that my damage goes up when I level main dps stat on boss hp (one of the few areas you can see the numbers) and it seems once you get past a certain point of damage that you just bowl through stuff in lower...
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    Bloodborne

    Don't forget to explore the surrounding area; you can unlock a shortcut from the "lodge" that is only a couple of mobs away from the lift that takes you to the torch. It saves a -shitload- of time if you have to run back. Admittedly, I one-shotted the boss there, but either way opening that...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    After putting in a shitload of hours into FF:0 and Bloodborne, I can now say with satisfaction that the PS4 was a worthwhile purchase. Prior to that it has been collecting dust since December.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Makes complete sense. I tend to use what I would consider "medium" heat for cooking steaks, in that I really don't like them rare due to mouth feel, but I can totally see needing the pan that hot if you are doing a quick sear for rare. I've used the "if the oil is smoking, it is f'n hot" type...
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    Winter 2015 Anime Thread

    Dunno if it is a good measure, but LH used to be on the recommended anime list to the right on Crunchyroll the entirety of the first season and then until like episode 5 of this season. Then it vanished entirely from it. I need to catch up on the last 10 episodes because it honestly lost me a...
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    Bloodborne

    HAH, that would explain why I am no longer one/two shotting bosses. I had a bunch of the madmen's things, and I just burned them all so now I'm at 63 insight. Honestly I just wanted to see that weird thing clinging to the cathedral, but it appears I need to kill more bosses for that stuff to...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Temping, not tempering~ and yeah, checking the pan temp. I've never seen or heard it, but I've seen some fairly specific numbers tossed around in this thread even as jokes and I'm curious if people actually do that.
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    Bloodborne

    Darkbeast Paarl: