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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Actually there's never a better time for you guys to get an easy playoff win off of us since we're in a tailspin and coach fat ass can't seem to see the forest for the trees. I would be excited and nervous in your position to, but I think you guys have this easily.
  2. Phazael

    Star Wars: Battlefront, as told by Dice on Frostbite 3 (PS4?/XBone?/PC?)

    A kid who works as a student aid in my department wanted to sell it and the game store would not give him ten bucks for it, so I offered him 12 out of morbid curiosity. It is a horrible game and the laughs my wife and I got out of the tutorials were not worth the 12 bucks. While not an utterly...
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    RE: Bellicheat- It wouldn't be the first time he manipulated the injury report to get an advantage. I expected another shit show from the Packer Offense and that's exactly what I got. I really hope a complete fucking meltdown happens in DC next week so that a serious push to get rid of...
  4. Phazael

    Your Movies of the Year list

    This exactly, minus Man from Uncle.
  5. Phazael

    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    Isn't this basically the living arrangement you and your mom have now, minus (maybe) the scissoring?
  6. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah any woman who is adjusting her tit size like she is tweaking the air pressure in her car tires should have set off a red flag. Sorry for what went down, but I think you know that there were plenty of warning signs along the way that this was going to blow up. Thanks for sharing, though.
  7. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Is there another kind?
  8. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Andy Serkis did the part and I am sure the mocap for it as well. I am in the camp of thinking that he is the wizard of oz thing and actually looks completely different, with the hologram being mainly to confuse/intimidate people.
  9. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Actually, I would say Fury Road and for the opposite reason of taking a step in the opposite direction and using more practical effects. Matrix was definitely a movie that changed the industry in its time, though, as was Fellowship of the Ring.
  10. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Sure, Mangina, but only one of us will actually be enjoying the holidays with their wife and family. You are going to be sitting in your cube railing at people on this board who seriously made a real effort to cheer you up (repeatedly) while the rest of us are getting drunk and laid with people...
  11. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Did all you hipsters picking this one apart even enjoy the originals back in the day? Its fucking Star Wars, not some hard science Hamlet. As a Star Wars movie, it hit all the marks, without taking a giant shit on the franchise in the way the prequels did. Its not going to be in my top movie...
  12. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    This times one million. Imagine what it must be like being around you in the same room during the holidays? Its a good thing you are a lesbian (or forever alone tranny dude) because your whole personality is like a giant can of penis repellant.
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    They both have a reputation. Beckham deserves the suspension. The other guy should get fined for the extra curricular shit at the start of the game. And both coaches and the refs should be nailed to the wall by the league for letting that shit go on past the first quarter, let alone the...
  14. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I have learned two things. Apparently Keg is a bigger momma's boy than I originally thought, and that Mist has a fascination for giant black dicks.
  15. Phazael

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Tarrant, seriously go back and rewatch the originals with a critical eye. You are being a joyless twat and Misting up this thread. Anyhow, I went in with really low expectations, lowered by freshly watching RotJ and noticing how dumb parts of that movie were. I was very pleasantly surprised...
  16. Phazael

    Laptop Computers

    Wife and I were in the market for a new gaming travel laptop as well and settled on another one in that Asus G752 series. The one you are describing is the DH74 and it is indeed an amazing deal for the price, but its a bitch to find available since its relatively new. The version we ordered...
  17. Phazael

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Just wanted to chime in and confirm that the Disgea style "tactics" rpgs from NIS are dogshit games, when compared to the likes of FFT or Tactics Ogre. They are strategy free grind fests designed to appeal to the special class of neckbeard who owns an anime loli pillow. Shitty game engine...
  18. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Yeah you guys pretty much zeroed in on the flaw in the "rape epidemic is real" canard. Your average rape fearing closeted puritan bigot SJW like Moon Bat or Mist do not understand the distinction between sexual harassment, sexual assault, and actual rape. They also do not grasp the entire...
  19. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    Wrapped up my second run (pro Institute). Now that I know how to cheese the happiness trophy, its just a matter of if I feel like loading my point of no return save and doing the Brotherhood and MM endings to platinum this. Really looking forward to the DLC, as for all its flaws I have not...
  20. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What Iannis said. You thought you were special Noodle and ignored the warnings, but now that the fuck trophy is out of the oven, you are locked in. Good news is that chunky women give great head. Bad news is now it will be the pool boy who gets the hummers.
  21. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    As someone who constantly tries to skate the envelope and live on technicalities, you know that occasionally you are going to get busted for being an asshole, even if you did not deserve it for that specific instance. In sports parlance, it is known as the makeup call.
  22. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    Its in the room where Preston firsts spawns and the first time you enter the room it forces you into several scripted conversations. You could just ignore all of that and leave the Deathclaw running around Lexington for lulz, I supposed.
  23. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I picture Mist looking like Wizardhawk with less facial hair and slightly larger penis.
  24. Phazael

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I got my wife a Retron 5 for her birthday and we own most of the original games on the cartridges. I might have to go back and replay a few, once FO4 burnout fully metastasizes. For the record, I played every non MMO FF game up until the ending of FF13 broke me. I tried 13-2 for a couple...
  25. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    There is no way to get the Endurance Bobble without doing the Museum and starting the Preston shit. I avoided it forever and realized that I had all the bobbles except END this play, so I advanced it to the point where they settled in Sanctuary and immediately stopped. I had stripped the place...
  26. Phazael

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I actually liked 8. It had numerous flaws, but the cutscenes and music were top notch for the time. I would not place it above 4 or 5, but it easily holds its own with the other above average entries of the series (for me, 5, 7, 10, and 12 fall here). FF9 was a good throwback, but I could...
  27. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Universal Battle is the only place I ever got a game of it. Now that GW killed their own game, I still use it to test KOW armies, but it lacks the social aspects of wargaming that draw me to the hobby in the first place.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Are you good enough at pretending to be a woman to take a couple poz loads for the bucks?
  29. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah and Minnesota's pass defense is not exactly stellar, either, as the Packer game amply proved. The Vikes are a lot like the Pack; an above average team made to look better by an easy schedule. The major difference is Bridgewater is not experienced enough to overcome a shit day by his...
  30. Phazael

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    If we are ignoring Tactics: Lion Wars (and Tactics Ogre), then personally the combat in 6 and 12 were hands down my favorites in any FF title out there. Story wise, 4 (aka 2 in US) is my hands down favorite, with 6 (aka 3) being a close second. If this remake turns into another FF13 real time...
  31. Phazael

    Photoshop request

    The Lord Bisi works in mysterious ways. Like Jesus. Except he is a real person.
  32. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    Yeah that is the one issue with the BOS is that they have literally become a feudal knighthood, with the familial line of succession. If you go with the direction Bethesda has taken them, they basically went from hiding tech to protect the world to hording it to preserve their domination.
  33. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    Considering how much more effort went into developing the MM stuff throughout the game and that its the one faction that the others do not require destroyed, I agree that the MM ending is likely the official one. So MM ending with elements of the other factions surviving in the future. We will...
  34. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    A tip about building uber bases: If you find yourself hitting the size limitation, you probably used several prefab sections where one would have sufficed. That is to say, try and use the prefabs with walls and ceilings already incorporated into the specific pieces when possible, rather than...
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    NFC Championship game from last year should make my reasons obvious.
  36. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The sad thing is I would take Fischer in a heartbeat over McFatass for a HC.
  37. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Yeah I am really hoping that the Valeyard makes an appearance. Next to the Rani, he is one of my favorites in the old series, but any chance of getting her back probably ended when they made the Master a woman.
  38. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    They also use it as sort of a Minority Report device for busting rogue Time Lords (Trial of a Time Lord story arc for 6th Doctor had a lot of this) before they do something. Its also how they keep history straight in their records when there is literally an entire segment of their race...
  39. Phazael

    Fallout 4

    Fast travel in W3 is intentionally a PITA and the combat system is fairly annoying. Really what it has in its favor is better voice acting (predetermined protagonist helps) and more story.
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    Doctor Who

    There is also a small chance that they are going back to the "Master Plan" thing they were working on during Sylvester McCoy's run but never got to pull off. A lot of the early ground work for the time war shit and the Doctor being the man in the middle began during that time in the series...