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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Could this be any more of a shit show than that Giants Cowboys game week one? I will take two bad teams in a cripple fight for next years roster jobs over another baby seal clubbing.
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The Solomon Grundy of QBs.
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It sort of did have a butterfly effect when it happened with the (obviously more egregious) fail mary incident. Seattle is, in particular among NFC teams, in a position where tie breakers are going to make all the difference down the road. At least until the Cardinals lose three QBs in a row...
  4. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If she has been shacking up with you, then she is likely as big of an over-analyzer as you are. Get back to basics; the shit you did when you first started dating. Assuming you want to go the distance with this woman, her continual progress toward her education goal should be enough. She...
  5. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Before last night, I would have said Seattle wins this easily. But this team needed ref help to beat the Kittens at home. Now I am thinking 50/50 if its broadcast nationally, 80/20 Bengals favor if not. Seattle's problems are obvious, but I am not sure how to gauge the Bungles record against...
  6. Phazael

    Rock Band 4

    That's what you get for being on the XBro train for so long. Ultimately, if you want to play the game, Utnayan has the best plan for people in that boat. Plus since the XBone is likely not to be used for anything else, you should have plenty of HD space for the songs. For my part, the wife...
  7. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Actually he has been more overall productive the last season or so, though I suspect having Peppers and Raji in there helps a shitload. I still thought it was a classless thing to do and its a little early in the year to be dickwaving, anyhow.
  8. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Which makes him a cannon compared to Alex Smith!
  9. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If the miners had anything resembling an offense they could win this game. Of course I think we played very vanilla since we did not expect much of a fight.
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Jeff Fischer troll is in full effect....
  11. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Packer fans love shouting Khun and not getting in trouble for it!
  12. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Packers blow a chip shot, course they are basically tackling our receivers every play......
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bronco D is for real.
  14. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Lol Iggls.....
  15. Phazael

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    I guess this is only tangentially related, but I am interested in reading up on tribalism and its affect on culture, mostly to sharpen my arguments with both the tea baggers and SJWs in my life. Any recommendations for good reads on that subject?
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Edit- We all knew wormie had already made his choice before he ever came here. Assuming his wife doesn't snap and do some human centipede shit to him and his home wrecker, I am sure we will hear about it in a month or so when it all blows up in his face. These things usually blow up on a...
  17. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mine is white, but also a ginger, so a soulless unicorn I guess?
  18. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Using German behavior as a barometer of the entire western world is a lot like using Islam as an indictment on all religions. Yeah, every western society/religion has some fucked up things, but the Germans/hard core Islamists are super saiyen 3 levels of fucked up in comparison. I say this as...
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The threads full of racist Yinzers is truly entertaining this morning. N-Bombs galore. I don't really blame Vick for that shit, he made good plays for a backup. That was Tomlin's asshatery all the way through, though Harbaugh tried to top him at a few points. What you Steeler fans are seeing...
  20. Phazael

    The Muppets (new Muppet Show for 2015)

    As someone who grew up on the original show (and first movie), this is just another shitty remake that tarnishes the classic show. No one understands that it was the adult humor that drove the original, with guests like Peter Sellers and Steve Martin being massive hits back in that period. The...
  21. Phazael

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    I maintain that being an asshat requires willful shit posting. Azeth* cannot help himself.
  22. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    1) Its pee. 2) Get a plastic tarp and don't cheap out. 3) Consider banging her other places, like out doors or in the hot tub, so you don't always have to do clean up on isle 4 after the deed.
  23. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Actually, the rumor is they are dropping Nurgle from the game (but keeping Khorne?) based on resources found in the PC files. Balance wise, the undead teams, Norse, and Zons are important to get into the mix as early as possible.
  24. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I think they have checked out worse than they did at the tail end of the Matt Millen era. Everything about the end of both the Denver and SD games makes me feel that way. The team has never had much in the way of mental toughness or discipline, but this season they just look like they have...
  25. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It goes further than that. Favre pretty much outright said it was dumb to copy what he did, because he was a fly by the seat of his pants and make it up guy. Where Rodgers benefitted was in being able to sit for a couple years and observe game tape/defenses while McFatty brought him up to...
  26. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Back when Favre was still here and we had both Flynn and Rogers on the roster, there was actually a lot of debate on who should be the #2 guy. Rodgers was Teddy (the GM) Thomson's pick and he had a track record of getting some real stinkers who he made McFatty start (hi2u Jarred Bush) no matter...
  27. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm not surprised at all. No one I know that was a packer or bear fan during the season where they had a two game lead was the least bit concerned about them then, and now that Donkey Kong is in Miami you don't even have to worry about them trying to injure people (as much). Stafford has...
  28. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    LOL DLC Teams are 8 bucks a pop on PS4. You have to own them to even see them as an opponent in single player. So that's another 130 bucks if you want the game with all the teams. This is looking more and more like a wait a year to buy it game. PS- And now the BB1 servers are turned off...
  29. Phazael

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    I gotta go with my homeboy a_skeleton_03 for his "Ban Me" tantrum earlier this year. But my odds on favorite is Brosyar for doing all he can to weasel out of his Avatar bet. I personally think Tanoomba (and his alts) are really that stupid and cannot help themselves, while a true asshat...
  30. Phazael

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    DF and Tanoomba are the same poster, so he will split the vote on himself. a_skeleton_03 would repeat easily, if his whole temper tantrum quit thing was not so early in the award season.
  31. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Any team with AG3 can work throwing the ball, especially with cheap rerolls. Form a semi cage around the ball or a hand off relay guy, and you can force the defender to assign guys to deal with deep recievers instead of just bum rushing the cage. The cage is not the end all/be all of the game...
  32. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Well the thing is, chaos actually can make a descent all around roster. Most of the squad gets access to general skills and have solid stat lines, so you can build with a focus on moving the ball if you want to. Its just that no one does that, because griefing the fuck out of people by putting...
  33. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah KC is good, just not elite yet. There are plenty of teams in worse situations, tough O-lines take time to build and I am not sure Smith will be there long enough to get a good one in front of him.
  34. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    Well, chaos teams have a rep from the previous games for bee-lining for ClPoMb builds, which even their linemen can easily get. In table top, building a team like that tends to get you punched in the face and/or ejected from leagues, but in the anonymous online world people farm up those teams...
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yes, in McCarthy's case. I think only Andy Reid does a worse job of it.
  36. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Those are Jay Cutler like numbers
  37. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Welcome to the comedy stylings of Mike McCarthy. the dude is terrible about securing wins and is just a lazy shit bag of a coach in general if it weren't for Aaron Rodgers he wouldn't even have a ring at this point.
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Jesus Christ called for the fair catch and don't get killed you dumb fuck
  39. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    There are three types of fans Homers loyal old guard and bad wagon fucks. Suhtek is old guard dolphins so as pissy as he is I have some respect for him. He just has some anger issues from last weekend.
  40. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Alex Smith the king of garbage time which for him usually starts around the second quarter