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  1. Hoss

    The Office

    I've never even heard of the in betweeners. I have no idea what he's on about but he seems really upset.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Are these custom lightsabers basically the same thing you can get at conventions? http://www.saberparts.com/ https://saberforge.com/ https://ultrasabers.com/ https://www.kyberlight.com/ Do any of them have laser pointers built in? That's the only way I'll probably ever buy another lightsaber.
  3. Hoss

    The Office

    I feel like I need to extend an olive branch to Ossoi. The american remake of Red Dwarf was goddawful. As much as I'd love me some more Red Dwarf, I'm glad that didn't get past the pilot.
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Well they say you need 60% for herd immunity, so I guess the people who don't think we're there yet will need to see 60% in order to venture outside. Slowing the spread was a pipe dream and turned out to not be needed. It was developed by people who thought mild cases of kung flu were when...
  5. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On women, Henna or body paint are better.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've been away from home for 3 weeks and I have 3 more weeks to go. The other day I realized I wasn't going to be home for Mother's day, so I ordered some flowers to be delivered to my mom. While there I searched for my wife's favorite flowers which those places never seem to have. They have...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Sucks to hear that. But Lucas gets no royalties. When he sold it to them, it was lock stock and barrel. His only special consideration was reportedly that they not let his outline for the final 3 movies get leaked before they make the movies. Then they just ignored his suggestions.
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    God help me now I'm listening to a podcast series about Tiger King. If we had a podcast section, I'd put it there. I can't tell if this was done before or after the netflix series was released. The guy who wrote it was doing research for years though. About halfway through it and so far it's...
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Been meaning to get back to this. This is what I get half the time when I turn on captions in youtube. Unreadable.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I wanna see a meth head auction show. I just wanna watch them bidding in 5 cent increments on a light switch and getting into arguments when it gets to 50 cents because the owner was runnin it up. Then see them bid $4k on a matchbox general lee. Maybe have a remington bronze statue come...
  11. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Dammit. I could give them a full vial of semen pretty easily. But on the other hand, I'd RATHER have help collecting that one.
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    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    I don't want any business to fail on general principal, but I'd be a lot more saddened by this if every theater in my area hadn't gone to those suck ass leather chairs. If I wanted leather fucking seats, I'd buy them for my house. Shitty leather too, I can't even tell for sure it's not vinyl...
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    No way to order it and do it at home? Thanks.
  14. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  15. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Well, it didn't count because of the holding, right? Of course it was forgotten.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Fifty - somethings are the ones with money though.
  17. Hoss

    The Office

    Did you see the show where Dan Harmon was raping a baby? He was also responsible for Rick and Morty. Did you ever see Lucas's first movie? TXHsomethingorother? That was supposedly pretty horrible too but somehow he managed to shit out Star Wars. Nobody hits a home run every time they step...
  18. Hoss

    The Office

    I did not know that. That was blind luck, I was expecting a real review. But well played. I still haven't seen the girl ghostbusters BTW so his involvement here doesn't mean much to me.
  19. Hoss

    The Office

    Guys. He can't recognize sarcasm even after it's pointed out to him. He is obviously the chosen one to evaluate all comedy everywhere. Lets ask him what he thinks of the new ghostbusters.
  20. Hoss

    The Office

    And you're a complete fucking moron if you think the US office is an actual realistic representation.
  21. Hoss

    The Office

    Dude. Do you think the US version of The Office is set in a UK office? Unless there's a Scranton, Pennsylvania in the UK ... no.
  22. Hoss

    The Office

    The US office was a very realistic representation of working in an office. The UK office was much more stuffy and scripted than a real office is.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think burren is right. Looks like it's a still from a video where she was shaking her ass manually.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'd need an illustration to be sure, but it sounds like you just have a weird fetish. Those poses look fine. Especially if you can see her chest, because that pose will make her tits poke out.
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh shit you were dealing with THE PFY? You're lucky you survived. As I recall, he eventually learned all of the BOFH's tricks and offed him. The lad's a stone cold killer. Hope you didn't cop too much of an attitude with him, he might have setup a surprise for you...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    What is the actual difference between knocking and tapping? Is it just the use of your knuckles vs fingertips? I don't think so because you can tap with your knuckles. But can you knock with your fingertips? So is it defined by loudness? If so, where's the line?
  27. Hoss

    The Office

    I guess in a way, brits are hipster americans. They were speaking english and dominating the world before it was cool.
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    They all look really good except the Cowboys and the Eagles. I wonder if the designer is a giants fan and just hates them.
  29. Hoss

    The Office

    No, it wasn't. It was just first. Fucking hipster.
  30. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I was a pretty big fan back then, I read every post in the highlander usenet group (which was the only fan forum I could find). I had never even heard of the The Raven so I got to watch it for the first time a few months back. It's pretty fantastic. I waited a couple months to watch the last...
  31. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Why do you think she disappeared when she got some authority? Karens don't want to be managers. They only want to speak to managers.
  32. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    That's fine. 90% of the reason I even read this thread is because I keep thinking it says fisting and I dearly want a grown up discussion on fisting. It's been so long since I went fishing I don't even know if my reels still work.
  33. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah, they probably all were. My local UPN probably just happened to carry them all
  34. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Except they do. That's part of the problem. They catch sharks, cut the fins off for shark fin soup and throw the rest away. If they kept the entire shark and ate it, a lot fewer people would have a problem with it, and they definitely wouldn't be able to kill as many sharks with each trip...
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    What tickles your pickle

    When your tech support has to call tech support, you know you fucked it up good. Putting it in the tickle thread because I didn't fuck it up, I'm just taking over because the other guy had to sleep.
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    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    Women get bogged down in the minutia of every single wrinkle and lose sight of the big picture. I'm talking about their looks here, but it might apply in other areas.
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    The Fishing Thread

    Could you do me a huge favor and stop using this word that you don't seem to know the meaning of? Decimate means to kill 1 in 10. Unless we are decimating the populations daily, a healthy population can absorb that kind of loss. But I agree especially on the sharks. I said we both agree...
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    The Mandalorian

    Yeah 90's. It came on the same channel as The Highlander, Vanishing Son, Renegade, and a couple others (all of which I watched except for the Renegade). I'm not sure what the network was called, but it's the one that became the CW. It was possible to watch the simpsons along with these shows...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Or his agent thinks the saints are going to be the next team to need one. I disagree but I can see an argument that they aren't far off.