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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Any game that he doesn't ride home in an ambulance is a win for him.
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I can't believe I am saying this, but the Bears might not be the worst team in the NFC North this season. I am not sure how the Vikings had so much falloff from last season. This should have been an easy win for them.
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    We'll have to see the entire game, but the Broncos/Ravens and Fins/Deadskins game were wall to wall failure and sadness.
  4. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Sadly, this might not even be the worst game this week.
  5. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cue the Benny Hill Music. My 16-3 prediction might be too generous.
  6. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So much ineptitude.
  7. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Say what you will about Kaeperbro. The dude knows how to pick apart NFC North Defenses.
  8. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Are those throwbacks or are they trying to look like a 1950s AFL team?
  9. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I think the niners are wearing those uniforms in the hopes that people will mistake them for the Raiders this season. Fuck someone beat me to the punchline.
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    16-3 Vikings. This game has all the excitement of a Jaguars Texans epic showdown.
  11. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah and that's because they got to play another NFC LEast team, and still nearly pissed the game away. I will say this, the whole division is entertaining to watch shit the bed, unlike say the (insert conference here) South, which are just sad.
  12. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Here comes checkdown king. At three yards per pas, you only need 30 plays to win this thing. And.... Ballgame! LOL Eagles.....
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Atlanta returning to their midseason form in the second half, i.e. shitshow. Wonder how many times that underneath screen is going to burn them before they figure out there is an issue?
  14. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Matt Ryan doing a nice Romo impression to let the Eagles back in.
  15. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If you want to count the AFC and NFC South games, sure I guess...?
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    No one was hopping on the Eagles bandwagon. Don't mistake people coming to watch a good dumpster fire with actual support.
  17. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Unless Atlanta magically got better on D, I think the Eagles might struggle to match their 5 wins from last season. Pre-Season is over.
  18. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Ask and ye shall receive. ... and the AFC South Shitshow continues.
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah Kelly calling a naked bootleg with glass jaw Sam this early in the season must mean he wants the Sanchez era to begin asap.
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    @ Daz- You did watch that game last night, right? The Cowboys did all they could to lose that game, but failed comedian Eli Manning was having none of that shit.
  21. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    As bad as Dallas looked last night, at least they have a defense. Eagles will crap out in the Wildcard round, if they even make it in with the free 6ish wins they get from NYG, Deadskins, and the NFC South. On the other side, is it my imagination or is Atlanta's secondary a lot better this year?
  22. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If all the Iggles wanted to do was run check downs and miss out routes, they could have kept Foles.
  23. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That college style O is great for beating shitty teams, but not for competent ones. Side note: Sure seems like PI is getting called a lot less so far. I am fine with trading more physical play for the ball in exchange for the defenseless receiver rules. Flacco and Wilson will have to learn...
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't say it was ideal. Ideal would be to drop or reschedule classes to avoid this woman. Wormie has basically said that he knows the logic and can't control himself anyhow, so my suggestion is more about him deliberately sabotaging himself from being able to take Keg's dudebro suggestion...
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The simplest way to end any temptation without causing problems would be to put off plans for a semester. Since you seem unwilling to do that, do something that will require her and your wife to interact, like studying at your home when the wife is around. Having your wife know who she is...
  26. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The fall of civilization was also pretty gradual in the universe, also. Not an overnight nuke fest, plus Australia was one of the last civilized areas to fall apart.
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Frenzied is spot on. You have a perfect marriage, why would you trash that to bang some random 20 something you have little to no history with? Go rub one out or something. Taking a leap into the crazy zone is not worth ruining something like you describe, unless there is more that you are...
  28. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Boomer actually won some playoff games, though. More like Kyle Orton.....
  29. Phazael

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn every once in a while, I guess.
  30. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Mist, there is the military and then there are the Marines (and special forces). I know from personal experience their are women who can shoot and do the demanding shit required by those groups, but the moment they start pushing outliers through to meet a political quota we put the other...
  31. Phazael

    Blunt Talk starring Patrick Stewart on Starz

    I like the butler guy and his boss. Richard Lewis is solid, too. The other characters are kind of weak, though. The show is hilarious on a lot of levels, though. Hopefully it centers on Blunt and they smooth some of the rough edges out over this first season, because I think I really like...
  32. Phazael

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    He was messy when the Report first started, too. If they give him a year, he will find his stride like he did on CC.
  33. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    NFC- North- Packers, because the Vikings are not ready yet and the other two teams are dumpster fires East- Cowboys, because Bradford is made of glass and Chip's offense will be as lame as last year when defenses start giving a shit. West- Seahawks, because not having to try against San Fran...
  34. Phazael

    Mad Max

    That game already exists. Its called Elite Beat Agents. I do like this game, but it has its flaws. Open world post apoc games are hard to come by and this game nails the movie universe. Repetitiveness and mushy driving controls land it in B- territory for me.
  35. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Hopefully this teaches him to never suck Sark's dick again.
  36. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah even if you are innocent of wrong doing you should at least have the good sense not to be seen schmoozing with the judge who let your golden goose off the hook, especially less than a week after the verdict. Brady may well wiggle out of this, but everyone outside of Pats Homers is going to...
  37. Phazael

    The Pinball Thread

    I have played most of the ones on Pinball Arcade in real life at various points. If I had the space for it, I would probably go out and get a Centaur, Tommy, or STNG table. But alas, I have to live with emulation.
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah, rookie move on his part. The fact that he does not have an established disciplinary arbiter lined up on retainer, given the large amounts of general fuckery that go on in the NFL off the field, is borderline negligent on his part. The NFL played the wrong angle here, though. The right...
  39. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    At this point, the NFL has to pursue this to the bitter end. They picked this hill to die on for this issue. Basically, if they don't, then its a green light to cheat in any way you think you can get away with from here on out. Imagine Jerrah and the Deadskins going back and sueing over all...