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Seriously. Someone do me a favor and give haus more likes for that link. I killed the rest of the day yesterday trying to remember where all the secret rooms were.

So what you're saying is, you're not surprised they gave up either. Sludig, you totally need to tell her that if she doesn't take back the ultimatum, it's over. But I can't help you with the rest. If you want us to talk you into caving on the crotchfruit, head to the parent thread. Maybe...

Did Tyen show us his bank account number? I can't be assed to check if that's an account number across the top of that printout, but it kinda looks like one.

Get yourself a blackberry keyone bro. I stuck with a droid 4 until last year because I refuse to use those shitty touch screen keyboards. Only problem with the keyone is that the keyboard goes across the narrow end instead of the wide side. I'd rather they just make a damned slider again like...

You say this as if he's the one who is wrong.

@trex , I need you to tell us which if any of those texts we saw were done sober.

Don't knock the big noses. I like how they massage your balls when she's blowing you. I was looking for a white knight reaction to his schtick. Settled on the brony

My fist computer was a commodore 64. I wish I'd had a fucking disk. Had to enter the program for the game every time someone unplugged it. But mainly I wanted to say, wolf3d was the shit. If I had a computer that could run it, I'd still play it today. I wonder if tyen could turn it into a...

If you like her voyce, you should apologize. Just make sure it's for something you did wrong, or at least that you could do better. Like "Sorry we didn't communicate well, I should have waited for a confirmation from you and been more explicit with my plans" If she doesn't apologize right...

What the fuck does that mean. Top result in google when i search for jtrh-nbt is an article on the warning signs of domestic abuse. I don't think I blame her for blocking you. I hope she called the cops too.

Forget the portal, how about a blade? Iron man had some kind of energy blade, and I figure starlord was still carrying gamorra's blade.

What was the racial makeup of the audience?

Well, I don't know what the fuck an androgynous cable is. Does that make me too old or too young for that post?

By the time he's in the HOF nobody will remember who hated on him. But if he ryan leaf's it, everyone will remember you saying how awesome he is.

How about some typo lessons while he's at it?

They should have had another stinger where deadpool was watching the movie, looked at the camera and said "WHAT THE FUCK!" Cause that's what i was thinking.

I have a feeling that they will be losing people from their group.

I've put socks on while standing and while I don't like it, I never thought of it as a challenge. I use the shoes and socks time to stretch. I flex the hips while putting on socks, then put the leg straight out to tie the shoes and warm up the hammies for the day. Underwear always goes on...

Is this going to tie in with the avengers movie?

Cowboys need a WR. I'm hoping they pick up Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown He's supposed to be one of the top 10 WRs in the draft, and he could be there in the 3rd round. I want the cowboys to get him just so I can hear announcers say his name every week. His brothers are named...

Daughter came in last night and said "Hey i checked the mail a while ago and i guess it fell under my seat and i forgot about it until just now when I was cleaning the car ... so here's some mail" The only interesting thing was a check from my company. from 2016. Apparently they held out too...

You thought he was winning if he didn't get KOd after the fact? IIRC my personal score card had him winning 1 round. I wouldn't have been surprised if he'd won, but the other guy seemed more likely to get the decision.

I came here to see gifs of lee wobbling around. Am dissappoint. The prelim where they called it a KO after time expired was bullshit (can't remember the names). Dude was getting up and the doctors shoved him back to the mat. How do you call that a KO? Even if he did go out after the fight...

In a word, it's safer. I don't care how good you think you are at backing out of a spot, it's safer to not back up in a busy parking lot. If you can't see that you're a moron. Secondly, if there's not an opportunity to pull through, it's safer to back in than back out because you have better...

And pictures of the twins.

Not sure where to post this question. I need some suggestions for audio editing software. Most important thing is it's gotta be good for a fucking luddite like me. Second most important thing is that it's free. But to be honest if I have to pay a small fee for something good I will. I have...

Getting more hilarious, you mean. But I wouldn't know. I'm willfully ignorant of FB and stopped at the welcome screen on quora. Somewhere out there, I have a FB account that's doing nothing but spamming the NSA with notifications about my progress in games. Would be great if someone could...

Pretty sure that melody from under pressure is a ripoff of a george jones song. White lightning.

I don't understand the question. He somehow found her there. I don't do quora and when I went they wanted me to log in with my FB account so I stopped. Maybe that's how he got caught. It showed up in his FB feed that he was searching for hookers. Harlem HS? So she got some jungle fever...

It was not. Since it was on the other side of the house, the only thing feeding into it is the toilet that rarely gets used. We didn't look at it, but it should have basically been empty. Now that we know that, we'll make a point of keeping that bathroom usable instead of covered in cat litter.

My septic has been backed up for like a week. I started out trying to snake it with the 20ft snake I own. Didn't get the clog. Then I rented a 75 ft snake. Still couldn't get the clog. Then I hired someone to snake the drain, he got it, but it started running slow again the next day. I got...

I assumed it had something to do with orgasms being the best cure for cramps. Either that or she's letting you know that when the front porch is being painted, the back door will be unlocked.

No matter how big the tree, a 10 mile shot is something to be proud of.

Mass texts. Im in on one now with one of my karate buddies. Usually 4 people work out with us, but there's 18 people on this one. One of them asked "I'm sorry who's this" Another one answered with their name and the first person responded with "sorry" again. It's all I can do to not fuck...

The one downside to Trump's economy is that this isn't true anymore. I never understood why they do that shit either. I try to make all my shipments "no signature required" because this was happening. It shouldn't be hard to come up with a system that's both fast and reasonable. Like...

I don't know if you wanted to vent or wanted help. But if you want help, I guarantee there are people here who can. We just need a lot more information. First piece of advice is lose the stigma about paying for it. You always pay for it one way or another. I was downright scared of girls...

Your wife is cuban, right? I thought hitting and throwing stuff at their man was the status quo for latinas.

At first glance I thought your boss was telling you that.

Just got a call from one of those smart recordings that hears what you say and responds to it. Those don't really rustle my jimmies much, I more amused by them. But this one fucking lied to me when I asked if it was a recording. She said "There's a real person here" Next time I'm going to...

They found out when she turned herself in. So she probably found jesus or something and that look is the guilt being lifted from her soul. Also, finally a 'victim' who isn't a rat. He only talked when police came and asked him directly about it.