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They're idiots, the kickoffs are far from the least interesting play in football. Extra points take that title. Followed closely by any FG under 35 yards. I think punts are more boring than kickoffs. The onsides kick alternative is lacking too. There needs to be another option like if your...

I know this is from a couple weeks ago, but the saying is 'queer as a 3 dollar bill'. It plays on the fact that queer also means strange, and it would indeed be strange to see a 3 dollar bill. I don't know if it was misused on the rogan show or if you misheard it, I just wanted you to know...

Sounds like more proof that redpillers are onto something. She may have self esteem issues though and that's why she was playing the "you're not interested in me" game.

We're going to need to see a transcript of your interactions with these girls to tell you what you're doing wrong. I always found it helped to reassure them early on that i wasn't an axe murderer. YMMV

I renewed my vehicle registration online and instead of a convenience fee being added, I get an internet discount. Discount was only $1, but for as long as I can remember they've been charging me convenience fees for practically any way I tried to renew.

Why do the people on news shows keep using imprecise language? I mean, they all studied communication in college, why can't they communicate better? It was a little thing this morning. They said a new design was going to be revealed that NOBODY (emphasis theirs) had seen before. WTF, how is...

Apparently 3 dollar bills are really happy.

Re slow mexican drivers. They are using Kilometers. Next time you're behind one, check it out on the alternate markings on your speedometer and you'll see they're doing the right speed but on the wrong scale. It bugged the shit out of me when i was working in the Rio Grande Valley a number of...

All avacado really needs is some salt. But the only time I eat it by itself is when I cut into one and my plans for whatever I was making change. Have you guys tried florida avacados? They're kinda sweet. Not good for guac, but better than haas on things like salads and sandwiches.

What is this? Is it actually called 'fancy' ramen? I like Pho too. That's where I got the idea to add jalapenos. The place i first tried pho tai had noodles, beef, bean sprouts, and jalapenos on the dirty dishwater. To that I just added soy sauce.

Just top ramen (maruchen or something like that). I haven't even tried anything else. Currently I put crackers, pringles, milk, turkey lunchmeat, avacado, and grilled jalapenos in mine. People I've been talking to do things like hot dogs, beef jerky, peanut butter, other types of chips (the...

I don't really follow this thread, is this the right place to talk about how we doctor up ramen noodles? I always thought i was a weirdo, but lately I've been talking to people and found out lots of people seem to do weird stuff to it. I wanna find out what you guys do.

Pretty sure the doctor's oldest son is going to be a wesley.

In that case, ezra/snoke and sabine can have a daughter named rey.

Having my wife's car re-upholstered. I liked the owners when I went in initially. But when I finally brought the car in, they had an oxygen thief working the front desk and answering the phones. It was supposed to be done in a day, so I called her yesterday to check on the status and she said...

Sure. As long as she can close her mechanical fingers as fast as she closed her real ones it's a total upgrade. I can't think of any indication we've had that she can make other things work faster though. Even when she grabs a person and relocates them they don't know whats happening.

And they name her Jaina so we have jacen and jaina running around again? I was expecting to see someone who could be snoke in this series. If we did, I must have forgotten.

I figure the blonde chick is an LMD too. The only way I can see yoyo's arms being cut off like that is if her body was inside the chakra while it was cutting her arms. Still not very plausible. I don't even remember if the chakra was big enough for that to be possible. Either that or she...

What happened to the talk of the browns hiring fisher? They wanna turn the team around, that's the best way to do it. Instant 8-8 until you get tired of it and fire him.

I sat down and squished mine the other day. Tell your wife it means they're getting too full and she needs to empty them for you. Works for me usually.

fucker from AT&T called me last night offering to bundle my phone, TV and internet for $99 a month. I already have Direct TV (which is owned by AT&T) and am paying more than $99 just for it, so i was like hell yeah! I asked him what kind of internet we were talking about, like how does it get...

LOL if i'm not careful I'll get cramps fapping.

She bought him marijuana. She went too far. I'm in favor of legalization, but not for kids. Throw her into the men's prison.

I missed recording the first couple of episodes because they changed the name, and I never watched season 2. Glad to know it's on netflix. I was planning to look for it eventually.

Were there 2 episodes aired back to back? I only got the wolves and a door one. Did I miss World between worlds?

If i remember the stories right, the chick had gone to that school and was a legend. The best athlete the school ever produced, or something like that. Like al bundy returning to polk high, only at 22 instead of 42. So she was back in her stomping grounds 4 years later. The one thing the...

Was she actually his teacher? I didn't see any of that in the articles I read and the people with the torches and pitchforks never seem to care. It's not like we haven't seen cases of teachers getting crucified for fucking legal aged students from other schools.

Just found out I got a raise at work. Over 6 months ago. Boss forgot to tell me. It was like $1.50ish an hour. I guess I just don't look at my check stub that closely. I only found out because I filled out some paperwork wrong that got submitted to payroll, and they told me.

That's what high class hoes with 2+ homes do. They bed the young studs. The bitches we're used to fucking with 1 or fewer homes are the ones who ride the bony pony.

They boned at her second home. Pretty good for a 22 yr old. Only reason she's teaching is to meet guys.

Pretending to work is work.

Oh man I know that guy, he used to be my boss. We kept a list of retarded shit he said. I wish I could find it today. Here's what I remember "I hate these pedofiles" (talking about people who peddle shit on the side of the road) "This is a critical process we can't afford more than 90%...

Fuck HOAs. Mine is voluntary and I didn't volunteer. Last year they were trying to change the deed restrictions so we went to the annual meeting and gave them hell. There were about 6 other people there (out of maybe a dozen total) for the exact same reason. Only showing up because of the...

I stopped reading before my HIV turned to aids, but that guy isn't really down on the dysons. he even said dyson is best if you're stuck on bagless, which my wife is. Seems like his main complaints are that he doesn't like bagless and he thinks dyson used to be better. I think they all used...

When I started playing football I got a lot less violent in the rest of my life. Maybe it's cause I didn't use steroids.