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Mine asked if we could get the stormtrooper too. I think I'm going to get her to blow me for it. Actually my plan is to take it to my sister's house at Christmas while they are away, and leave it there. We do Christmas at her place every year anyway.

I was thinking earlier that I don't remember him being in a really bad movie. I wouldn't say it was all great, but none of it was bad. huh. I thought they didn't like being called buck.

Its rule 1 of the innernet. If your bitching about someones' writing, proof read you're shit.

Ping pong balls only move fast when asians are playing. That's why I made that comment. Let them get ahold of pickleball and shit'll be moving 100 mph in no time.

The line about seeing it and understanding it less was an early line. I think even the first voiceover. It made me laugh and is what made listen for other naive shit like feeling immune to the dangers. Cities weakening the species caught my attention and made me think she was possibly waking...

So pickleball is somehow in the gap between ping pong and tennis? A gap that I am not sure even exists. What are the reasons to play pickleball over ping pong? Is it just because asians haven't ruined it?

American primeval was good, but 1883 was much better. Her voiceovers were ridiculous enough to be funny. An allegory for modern woman realizing how cruel the world really is and how much she depends on men to protect her from it. "I remember the first time I saw it. Tried to find words to...

You mean the donut holes ....

She should be setting her internal alarm clock to wake up at 4:15 and blow you awake at 4:30. Has this woman never read the bible?

I like it but they get their names before we know who they are. Maybe we can use some of the most unflattering parts of the profile they put together. The balding killer The lives with his mom killer The cross dressing killer The abandonment issues killer The Erectile Dysfunction killer...

It's also not as dangerous so it sucks. Bring back lawn darts IMO. The only thing cornhole has going for it is it's portability. Technically horseshoes is portable too, but you still have to drive that stob in the ground. I watched that once. So fucking boring. Basically whoever missed...

So far, all the superior teams have managed to lose this week. Just goes to show ya. On any given Sunday any given team can beat any other given team.

Speaking of alarms. My mom had one that wouldn't turn off. She had used it for so many years to get up at the same time, hit the snooze twice, then finally get up, that even if the alarm was set to off, it would still go off at the same time. Even if you turned it off again instead of hitting...

As long as I piss twice between my last glass of water and going to bed, I'm good till morning.

I still have both of those alarm clocks but the buttons barely work so I don't don't even use the alarms anymore. They're just pointed in different directions in the room to give me the time from anywhere. Back in the day I needed 2 alarms because I'd shut the first one off and fall back asleep.