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That's the best thing about south park and always has been. They manage to be over the top and at the same time subtle enough that people with differing ideologies can interpret it however they want. That's how I know Matt and Trey are back on track this season. I find it curious when people...

If? This revelation puts a huge dent in your legend.

Th house looks like it's got a mustache and a monocle. That's called class you fucking savage. Where is that? i remember an intersection like that around the Lufkin / San Augustine area. I haven't been in that area in 10+ years so I guess I would't have seen the failed attempt to turn it...

I can't put my finger on it. For some reason I just hate you.

Fucking nazi mods trying to suppress my right to talk shit about TCODs by making the first poster in the new thread someone I have on ignore and not telling us in the original thread what was done. I'm enjoying reading how a TCOD should work better in theory as if all of us who are bitching...

Comedy Sci Fi: Red Dwarf Monster of the week: Highlander Regular SciFi: I'm torn between the original BSG and farscape Regular Comedy: Married with Children Animated sci fi: torn between rick and morty, and Futurama Regular animated: Torn between boon docks and south park, but SP probably...

Well, my 21 yr old daughter loved it so I hope that helps. And she dragged her BF to see it. I don't know if he liked it, but it doesn't matter, they got his money. She hasn't enjoyed seeing a movie in a theater for 2 or 3 years now, so that was kind of surprising.

Flying in helicopters out to oil platforms on stormy days will also cure your fear of flying. In planes anyway.

Aren't they saying the california fires are arson too? Or was that just some random nutjob conspiracy theorist? I don't really have time to follow their latest tribulations.

Damn straight. Don't give in on that or next thing you know she wont let you count the 4 hours of begging as foreplay. Speaking of that, I heard about a study that made me think of you noodle bro. They determined that men who do housework have better sex lives. Don't you do all your...

Lenindoritos is on your side in this argument. You can't win. Time to cut bait.

Plan for the long term, keep expectations low. Lotta dudes go balls out on anniversaries early in the marriage and that fucks them over down the road. You take your woman to disneyland for the 5th anniversary, then try to grill some hot dogs for the 15th; she's gunna get it in her head that...

How does that make sense? In America you will never get a street loaded with drivers who are all experts at negotiating traffic circles of death (TCODs). At least not in our lifetime. Set aside that it's a terrible idea, but even if you forced it upon people and made them learn to love it...

Test all way stop, uncontrolled with “traffic cop”, and roundabout (let drivers warm up in roundabout for a half an hour since we’re Americans, arguably not used to roundabouts) LOL more solid scientific research by mythbusters. I can't tell, do you think they wanted a particular result?

Lots of people shoot things and don't even want the meat. I'm talking about the canned hunts or the business meeting type hunts where big wig executives are hosted on someones 40,000 acre weekend ranch. Fortunately on those hunts, there's always someone to take the meat and put it to good use.

Do the game wardens donate that meat to anyone? They don't do it around here anymore because (hell I don't really know why) but where I grew up you could call the game warden with an animal like that and it would be butchered and fed to the homeless.

I'm not sure what you're talking about. Got a link? All earplugs just lower sound. Usually between 25 - 33 dB attenuation. I don't think there are any capable of actually blocking 100% of sound. Technically earplugs are adjustable too. Sometimes i'm wearing them and it kills a little too...

Take earplugs man. Just give into your old age. Hike your pants up to your armpits, wear socks with sandals, and take earplugs to the movies.

Followup to mine. I finally got someone on the phone who knew how their shit worked and told me that the CC company software automatically hashed out (sort of) my verbal password as soon as the card was canceled. All it did was replace the first 4 characters with the corresponding number from...

Wat????

Got a fraud alert today. I checked it out and there's like 8 apple itunes purchases that happened this morning. I don't have apple and I hate apple, so I know it's not me or my wife or kid. I protest it and I find there's been spotify purchases for the past few months that I didn't notice. I...

Zeke's suspension reinstated.

I'm disappointed he never responded here. On the other hand, it does add to the mystique. This thread seems almost like a memorial.

Damn, that reminded me of the one true stank pussy I fucked. She had a small pussy too. I thought she was just dirty talking at first, but she said intercourse was usually too painful for her to orgasm from it. I think I fucked her 3 times to make sure it wasn't a fluke. The final time she...

elaborate please

Was that a new lightsaber Kylo was grabbing? I thought it looked cool, then remembered the shitty one he had in TFA with the lazor hilt. Not sure if I just didn't see the side emitters or if he has a new one.

Its already airing? WTF my DVR didn't record it.

I'm not arguing that with bortus they were going for a worf like character. But he seems more like strax from Dr who

lol slap on the wrist confirmed for the british hottie. So the local morning radio show the other day was going off on some dude who was messing around with one of his girl students. I mean, really fucking going off. Like, 'Life in prison, which shouldn't be too long because you know what...

That song was actually about herman cain? lol. Is there any word on how long wiig and elliot will be on the show? I'm not sure the show can handle 3 people trying to be the comic relief.

He's got enough of a twist to keep him from being a copy. Isaac has an attitude.

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Someone explain to me who those people were in the bar when the original gallahad tried to teach them manners and failed miserably. I would have thought they were just random bar patrons, but they called the main guy "moonshine" which makes me think he was a statesman too.

How did this happen? She was hiding in his room in mom's house and mom didn't know she lived there? You didn't use an apostrophe on mothers. How many mothers were opposed to the secret move in? Is the name it goes by a derivative of michael? Where is it from?

Massively unpopular amongst people who don't vote. If those people did vote, the war would be over already because they'd vote in candidates who wanted to end it.

I really liked how they kept up with the buttsex for saving the world thing, and elton john's part was great. I didn't think it was really him. Dude has a much better sense of humor than I realized. Fuck off to the 2 people who said his fight scene was over the top. That face he made alone...

Just saw it this weekend. I watched the final cut of the original jut before we went (whatever was available on syfy). It was a great movie, my only complaints were the wasted time flying around and the volume issues. I had to cover my ears about a half dozen times because the music got...

I think the teleporter stayed, but I noticed he didn't actually look at it again. I can only think of 2 ways that ending makes sense. 1. If the worm hole being gone means she's never born. After all, that's what the BTTF vanish was, right? He was stopping himself from existing. Maybe...

OK I guess I get to be the one to break the news this time. Your wife is 100% into something shady. I'm not saying she's cheating or anything. But she's definitely a CIA spook or mafia crime boss or some shit. Maybe she was in witness protection when you met her. There are a limited number...

He was a funny motherfucker. I first saw him on Last Comic Standing, but didn't see him much after that. If he turned to shit then I missed those years. I saw his live show once and his wife opened for him. She was funny too and fucking vicious. If anyone is going to roast him, I hope...