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I legit thought you were between 300 and 400 lbs because of what's been said on the forum. I just want to point out that you not being flexible just further proves my point about what an idiotic standard "touch your toes" is for determining health or fitness.

I wholeheartedly disagree. If a chick twerked at me, I'd assume she was coming on to me. Knowing the kids sexual orientation is an important piece of the puzzle to determine if he's coming on to your son. If I were you I'd be most disappointed in the school that the kid wasn't sent to the...

Which post did she change the font on?

I thought the elevator joke was telling. When they went with an awkward joke instead of someone cutting a fart, I knew this was going to be a show for highbrow humor.

Hard to imagine. Is it the design of the desk or clutter underneath? Can you post a picture of that torture device? Maybe lean back and put your feet up? Ask for a sit/stand desk? Standing would be better than sitting with feet flat.

You don't need me. Even my 3rd stringer Alex can handle light work like this. HOF worthy work Alex. Good job.

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic too. Of course locker room poison would cause those things.

They only blew those leads because kasperdick is such a terrible leader and locker room poison.

Hah you got me. I thought I said a month. Interesting video. He said pretty much everything I was going to say, only he said it better with technical terms. I think the most important part was the first 2 minutes when he was talking about why your hamstrings are so tight. Stretching for 15...

I did 23 and me and I agreed to participate in their research. I got to a point where they want me to do a cold pressor test. Now, I didn't know anything about it but it involves ice water and is supposed to help researchers gain insight on pain responses. So I get to hurt myself for science...

You must be very pleased.

That stings.

ESPN filter? Does anyone see the video?

Oh snap, I just got it. You're butthurt that cartman saw vag before you.

Went to lunch today and the guy at the next table was either getting fired or turned down for a job. Made me sad panda. I wanted to give him a hug because he sounded so dejected. The only reason I heard given was because of where he'd worked before. Sounded like a bullshit excuse to me.

Funny you summoned me here. When we were talking about it in politics, I was 1 post away from saying this shit needed to be taken to the fitness thread. Obviously there are more details that weren't relevant to the political discussion of using "touching your toes" as some kind of benchmark...

Not really allowed. "This Bullshit" was taking steps to hide it from the NCAA. I mean really what do you think the NCAA has on these kids who have new cars? They'd have to go through each and every one of them and prove it was an illegal gift. Way too much work and too many rabbit holes to...

I thought for sure people would still be pissing and moaning that south park would never be the same. I came here today prepared to pity those people.

Really? funny i didn't heard that on the news.

I'm slipping. I only have 2 1. Makes you think, or makes you hope? 2. That's probably a more important piece of information to you than it is to the rest of us.

I think you're reading too much into my post. I couldn't tell what beer it was, but it looks like it's probably a big name brand. Even if it's not it's still closer to her. So I'm saying she's practically 2 fisting beers to be able to stand being seen with him.

I thought it was a magnifying glass to help him read his newspaper.

I forgot about the pics and texts (but mostly the pics). That's the other thing that's starting to enrage me about this. WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PICS OF HOT TEACHER SNAZZ?

This morning I heard a report about a teacher getting arrested and I thought it was my sister in law. The name and the name of the school were very similar. But the next time I heard the report I caught the right names. In my head, I was thinking about this thread and preparing to do an AMA...

I haven't been fishing in a while, but I still get fishing licenses. Hunting / fishing licenses are one of the few taxes (hell maybe the only one) I gladly pay. They go directly towards conservation efforts.

Looks to me like she's thinking she needs more beer. She's only got 2 in front of her right now. The bottle doesn't look like PBR so I'm guessing it's not his.

That you know of. This means she is 100% using facebook to cheat on you. FTFY. Remember that pic he posted was of the second or third cousin he fucked.

Damn. I forgot about universities getting public funding. Have any private universities been involved in this yet? I don't even think the criminal cases are the real story here. I was just curious about why the FBI was involved in what seemed like (on the surface) an internal NCAA matter...

OK. Is bribery illegal if it's not of a government official or dealing with government contracts? I mean, I don't see where bribery in this case is defrauding anyone. No one gets arrested when there's a $100 rebate for buying a specific product, or when car dealers give you free sodas and hot...

Does anyone have any favorite ways to cook backstrap and tenders? We usually fry it. This past weekend my wife wrapped it in bacon and broiled it. One time she put it in a jalapeno with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon. That was delicious, but we figured out it was just as good without...

Will it be a bloodbath or will it just wind up with college players being paid above the table? Also, can someone give me the cliffs notes of why actual law enforcement is involved? I thought these were just NCAA rules.

They pull that shit next week when I'm at the game, I'm going to boo them too. Pretty sure this is what Aryans was thinking. Get the TD now, and maybe after the on sides kick you won't ever be close enough to FG range to have to make the decision. Just start throwing hail mary after hail...

I'd tell him in case he finds out later so it doesn't look like you're flirting. And since it's become an issue (IE people trying to set you up) I'd set up the status and change it so people leave you alone.

I guess it's too late now, but I was going to say it's only unreasonable if you insist on driving back that night instead of getting a hotel. That cuts into her time with her family. You should probably feel insulted. I have 2 spare bedrooms. Can't fit a bed into either. So that's the...

Wipe the rim before you put the jug up and prevent the dingleberries altogether.