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  1. Tuco

    Retard Dumping Ground

    @Zapatta Here's some more resources in your quest to learn how to hold a hammer while smithing: Hammer control question Moose Forge
  2. Tuco

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Oh and @hodj I'm actually lighter now than I was in that pic, stronger too!
  3. Tuco

    Retard Dumping Ground

    What's funny about that is when I took that pic I made two versions: one for my blacksmithing buddies that actually showed what blacksmiths care about (and was more candid) and this was some bullshit my now-wife helped me make for consumption by the uninitiated. Fortunately it's also good for...
  4. Tuco

    Middle-earth: Shadow of War (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)

    I am a little disappointed they got rid of the cash shop though. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my USD, maybe just wait for the next Star Citizen ship to come out to invest it properly.
  5. Tuco

    Middle-earth: Shadow of War (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)

    Can't wait to replay this. I found my save game and still have AZRAL THE DESTROYER aka the best Olog-hai this side of Hogwarts. I might even promote him to a ringwraith. @Gavinmad I guess you can transfer wealth to new games by garrisoning orcs, so I'm going to garrison my top orcs, then blow...
  6. Tuco

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    People looking for refunds for their star citizen purchases are dumb. Not because they are asking for refunds, but because they gave the money in the first place.
  7. Tuco

    Monster Hunter: World

    But seriously someone link me a high skill cap build that is going to be OP at whatever the version pc gamer master race gets at release.
  8. Tuco

    Monster Hunter: World

    Skipped to middle of linked video, player was failing to get drunk at bar. 0/10 would not buy, am going back to eq live.
  9. Tuco

    Monster Hunter: World

    So this looks fun AF, its coming out for pc in a month yeah? Worth getting?
  10. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

  11. Tuco

    Middle-earth: Shadow of War (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)

    They resurrected him as a ringwraith.
  12. Tuco

    Middle-earth: Shadow of War (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)

    So come July 17th Shadow of War is getting a huge (free) patch that really improves on the game. Besides improving specific parts about the game (ex: turning off saviors, reducing beast-slayers, higher XP cap, lines for dark talion, mirian dump via legendary training orders), I think this...
  13. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I got tick the other day. It's a huge problem for moose in Alaska. Some kind of climate change is causing an increase in ticks that moose have a tough time with because they are shit at cleaning themselves. Ticks will basically create a colony on the moose or something, until their entire...
  14. Tuco

    Spend an hour with anyone - who?

    It'd probably be younger me. For better or worse I'm more interested in technology than history, so discovering the truth behind momentous events (ex: seeing the death of julius caesar, the sermon on the mount or whatever), having a casual conversation with someone important / interesting...
  15. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

    Assuming you're talking about the JWST, I don't think so. I think that SpaceX is so massively changing the space-game that by 2025 the strategy and tech around deploying a huge satellite to an L2 orbit will be much easier and cheaper. edit: and it'd be much easier to contemplate a permanent...
  16. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

    JWST is a total boondoggle. They need to just put it into the SLS and blow it all up. By the time either of them launch we'll be getting better space imagery off of the self-aware tesla cars being launched by the SpaceX BFR that are mining asteroids away from mankind.
  17. Tuco

    Retard Dumping Ground

    Bonus shitpost: When the heart's still beating.
  18. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    The lyrics in the made up songs I sang to my kid when I was trying to sing him to sleep would've gotten CPS to take him from me. But on the other hand it calmed my wife down when I sang all the things she was thinking of doing when the kid was rustling jimmies at 3AM. I've been spending a...
  19. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    I spend most of my time at poor people parks where everyone basically dumps their kids off and don lt see them until its time to leave. Im at a rich people park, everyone is never separated from their spawn for more then a few seconds. I think im getting dirty looks for wearing a "merica" wife...
  20. Tuco

    15 years later, still banned

    I'
  21. Tuco

    Retard Dumping Ground

  22. Tuco

    Stupid Parents

    The world is my kid's jungle gym and if any harm comes to him I am holding whomever owns the facility responsible.
  23. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    The future is here.
  24. Tuco

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    How does searing before and after sous vide ruin surface area? I do it before and after because if I only do it before, the texture comes out gross, and if I only do it after I can't get a good hard sear on a steak after the sous vide without starting to over-heat the meat just under the...
  25. Tuco

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    What tempts did they use? I don't sous vide my tenderloin that long, but a 2hr sous vide shouldn't be turning steak into anything like pudding. I also sear before and after. Sous Vide: Beef Tenderloin with Lemon-Parsley Butter Recipe
  26. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Thanks for explaining it zo i dont have to, lol
  27. Tuco

    Cyberpunk 2077

    That read exactly like i suspected, lol. Total clickbait, but it all sounds amazing
  28. Tuco

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey (Greece)

    Ac origins was so boring i cant imagine getting another ac game.
  29. Tuco

    Social Media Propaganda

    Tyen did you ever get a homeless army?
  30. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    very cool! I'm taking my kid to the Nevadan mountains this july, hsi first plane ride, first mountains, first camping etc. Going to be fun.
  31. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    I dont know what purgatory chasm is but it sure sounds like a place you'd want an ankle monitor around your kid for. And probably your wife too.
  32. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    I take my kid to the park / McDonalds an average about 5-6 hours a week. I generally only play with him if there's no other kids there that will play with him. I'm not judging you or anything, but I figure it's better if my kid gets a little independence and plays with other kids without me...
  33. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    also don't bullshit me, you've got to pick one option here: 1. You don't actually take your kids to playgrounds. 2. You are a helicopter parent who follows their kid everywhere. 3. You let your kid leave your LOS and just hope nothing happens.
  34. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    I'm looking for more of an ankle bracelet though. I wonder if I can get an option with some kind of accelerometers so when my kid gets hit by a car it automatically calls for an ambulance, or if the hit is that hard, calls the morgue.
  35. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    One thing I do is listen to audio books while my kid is playing at the park. That way I can actually keep eyes on him and not be bored out of my mind.
  36. Tuco

    Parent Thread

    So im sittint here at mcds eating my usual biggiesises 1 pounder meal (really a gauc grilled chicken sandwich, no ranch and with water a++++) doing some work and checking on my 3 year old every 15 minutes or so. Sometimes he is visible immediately sometimes he isnt. Tons of people here, would be...
  37. Tuco

    Jedi Fallen Order (By Respawn Entertainment)

    Who is ready for another consolitis jedi game full of QTE like Force Awakens, that just makes you miss jedi knight?
  38. Tuco

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I had a lot of success personally with doing 5x8 pullups, where I would do as many of those 8 repititions as pullups, and then did negatives to get to 8.
  39. Tuco

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    You can add padding until it doesn't damage the frame. Especially if your door frame is not a piece of shit like mine.