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Yeah it would have been one thing if he had settled down and then got married. Two people trying to go through that sort of transition at the same time and same pace is a recipe for disaster. At least he had the good sense to go legit before having kids, which I respect a lot. I can...

I much preferred WL2, but that comes down to personal taste and liking turn based tactical combat over pause/click/pause/click combat. Both games are excellent. My only issue with the game thus far are the completely craptastic stat and skill builds of the scripted companions and the class...

Its a think women like to do, for whatever reason. And its all subconscious psychological warfare. My wife is not a makeup or dress up person and it still takes her AT LEAST five times as long as me to get ready. Mind you I take long showers (fat guys have a lot of real estate to cover with...

I guess the question I would ask is was this bun in the oven planned and what were the conversations leading up to deciding to have one. Hard to judge things without knowing how the future kid figures into it, but really the child has to be priority one.

Unless they are fast on putting all the teams in, I wont be rushing to jump over. I stopped playing the tablet version of BB1 because it was boring as fuck with 6 teams only.

So, if I understand you correctly, the Ren Fair girl shared her financials with you but you are not telling her what forum you post on? How did this go over?

So, Dumar, how does knowing your mom is a whore affect your views on capitalism and religion?

Quoted for posterity. Single best post you have ever made in this forum.

Think you have me confused with someone else dude. I am actually pretty much in the middle of the spectrum. I did mention in the MATPOD thread (which you trolled) once or twice that mothers often transfer their insecurities into their daughters and that the daughters often keep a tight radius...

When did I even remotely say something like that? I am about as far from that Red Pill shit as it gets.

Not saying this will happen, but hypothetically, if Ex Mrs Horns decided to take him to the cleaners in court and came across this forum, I can't imagine it would help his court case very much to be posting both pictures of his kids and the shots of all the crazy he has been railing. For that...

Don't forget Dumar's Norman Bates routine of "all women are whores but my mom is different" mental disorder.

Or women, apparently. I wonder if Mists one ever girlfriend yelled "ITS OVER 9000" when she was fingerbanging her?

So you, Dumar, and who else are we talking about? Seriously, go get laid. Khaine and Gavin are right. You are just a miserable cunt who is pissed at other women getting action when you are busy hiding under mom's skirt. Even Shelly managed to get laid when she wanted to. What's holding...

Part of committing to someone is accepting that risk. These are concepts foreign to Dumar, of course.

Someone has to watch the house while your mom is out whoring.

Mist is a textbook psyche major self loathing fun hating cunt. Its not enough that she is miserable and only ever got some stink finger from some weeaboo, but everyone else must be as miserable as her. I'm pretty sure she is female because she acts almost exactly like my lesbian sister in law.

I am a cynical asshole, but I am not willing to stand by and watch some dude crater his life for my own personal amusement, much less encourage them to do it. If that's hard to understand and you want guys want to play enabler to someone in order to get your rocks off to their self inflicted...

Mechanics can be refined. The big issue for me is going to be the camera. No one likes playing a game where you fight the camera more than anything else.

And it didn't catch on your horns? Reason for Winner status: Girl: Meets horn haired dude at Ren Faire fresh off a divorce a year earlier, clam jockeys younger girl (was it her friend?) to get access to horns, and decides to dump husband next week. Sharing financials is a nice plus, too...

This was my thought as well. But if we take Onoes at his word, they both sound like winners.....

Played the demo last night. Wife autobought FF zero (holy shit is that game bad) on Amazon for some reason, but it had a code for the demo. The good: Seemless open world is nice, though it comes with some heinous load times when you first load a save. Character animations and graphics are...

Plus lets be honest here. Onoes is not known for his discriminating nature. He went from tattooed psycho high school crush girl to banging a weirdo married woman in the blink of an eye. He pretty much lives in the moment and lets the Horns do the talking. I am a little surprised that the...

Red pill shit has no place in this thread, but given the maturity level of those involved he is probably not wrong.

Miami freeing room makes sense. Vikings are definitely cutting AP then I guess? That would make sense since they are probably about two years from putting all the pieces together.

Your glossing over the part where she sent tit shots to one of his friends while married (and cutting him off) and then followed that up with trying to step out with a random bar pickup, again while still married and before the divorce process started. Blowing the cop happened after the...

Yeah I'll get off of your dick Onoes. Some people are not meant to be saved from themselves and the majority want to entertain themselves watching you make bad choices. But Splok actually has a legitimate point. You better not ever piss off the ex, because you have given her tons of ammo...

Yeah just to recap here, Mrs ex Onoes tried to fuck around with one of his friends, then tried to setup some random dicking on the side with her party pal when she got caught doing that. Prior to that she spent a long time getting into shape, which kind of suggests premeditation on the...

@Wombat= Definitely some truth to that. And really, my relationship is not in any way the traditional mold Khane is suggesting, anyhow. The wife and I are both nerds, she makes way more money than I do, and we don't do any of the traditional role shit. On top of that, we spend all of our...

What is antiquated about her fucking around on him and then taking advantage of him? That's not a 1950s thing. If Onoes were a woman and making dinner for an unfaithful ex husband, I would be saying the exact same shit. Seriously, go reread that car thread. His ex has hippy enabler parents...

Get back to me on how awesome the Fins are when they break 500. At least my predictions for my team actually happened, aside from lasting one round longer in the playoffs.

Consider that I am trying to put this shit into terms to be grasped by a 30 year old man with horns who drives a Jurassic Park truck around. He needs tough love on this. And he knows he is fucking up, which is why he is clamming up about whatever nutty tattooed 20 something daddy issues girl...

Chip is going to turn the eagles into the Raiders of the east. There is no way all of this crazy doesn't blow up in his face and screw them long term.

If the cop she blew let Onoes off on a ticket, I could see this being a fair situation. But in all seriousness, she is abusing the privilege. She gets all of the husband shit out of you without having to put out for you, since she prefers yoga boy for her deep dicking needs these days. Its...

If it looks like a duck.....

Good point, but Philbin is no Harbaugh.

How exactly did the Bills D confirm anything at the end of the season? Because the Pats layed down when Coach Vader had nothing to play for? They might be better this year, but there is no way a team churning its entire coaching staff and that much roster competes for even a wild card. The...

Wait a sec.... Mrs Ex Onoes has some other dude she is banging and Onoes is still the one helping her move? When she ropes some other dude into putting a ring on her finger are you going to help pay for the wedding too? I think I actually feel bad for making fun of him now.....

Suktek, Go look it up. I'll wait it won't take long to count AFCE wins that don't include the Pats. And we all know that it won't take long to count the south. /elevator music Ok, so Jets with four. The Jags chipped in one (which is more than the Bills and Fins combined), and the Texans...

Good for you, but we will see how long that continues. I figure one of your devil horn friends getting a BJ from her and making your kids call him daddy or her deciding to soak you for money when she wants some more free stuff and rapes you in court will change things. I hope that never...