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  1. Phazael

    Tyen & Trex's baby <3 <3 <3

    Does Keg know his little bastard popped out yet?
  2. Phazael

    Is Brian Williams telling "tall tales" a big deal?

    I believe it (thanks for the neg, btw) and you should to, if only for the reason that Fox fought to defend its right to lie and call it news in court (no bullshit there). Having said that, if the left does not want to be painted with the same false equivalency brush then Williams needs to be...
  3. Phazael

    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    Jason Jones seems the most likely option. Maybe Samantha Bee? The guy who I think COULD do it likely wouldn't; Asif Mondi.
  4. Phazael

    Is Brian Williams telling "tall tales" a big deal?

    Politically, he is being Dan Rathered. Basically, if the conservative crowd keeps wailing away on him it diverts attention from the fact that Fox more or less does this day in and day out without anyone blinking an eye. Objectively, he deserves to be raked over the coals and should have...
  5. Phazael

    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    If Lucas took a shit in a box and put a picture of a wookie on the front of it would you buy it, Edge?
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    Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    As a connoisseur of bad sci-fi movies, I am actually now curious to see this movie. I want to see how bad it could possibly be. But there is no way it can be worst of all time (discounting obvious shitty movies with low production), even among sci-fi movies. But based on the Wachowski's...
  7. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Dude got a ring, despite his incompetence. It would be like firing Jesus in Texas.
  8. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Its called projection.
  9. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Well that's mostly the case, but also its the way those central teams play and their roster situations. Steelers are aging out and forced to rely on offense to win in a division dominated by defense. The Bengals (and somewhat Stealers and Browns) are building their teams to win the division...
  10. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    After they started cultivating crops and domesticating animals and figured out how the passing of traits worked, sure. @Cuntasaurus- Modern example: Iraq under Saddam vs Iraq under ISIS/ISIL, how have women's freedoms changed in even that extreme society? Current US with the Teabagger...
  11. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I know you probably don't realize this, with your awesome liberal arts degree, collection of cats, and cohabitation with your mother, but it is actually safer for a woman to engage in an active sex life in modern America than it has been at any other point in time or place in the history of the...
  12. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The whole women as property thing started with the advent of religion and agriculture. We only need one of those two things in the modern era and the other one is still oppressing women.
  13. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Good QBs are in short supply and new ones are long to develop. Its hard to keep the rest of the pieces in place while working up a new guy. That said, I think that Miami might be a stronger contender against NE, but the Bills will play their asses off for Ryan.
  14. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If by jobbed you mean a failmary, a game where our shitty coach pissed away the game, and the season opener where we actually did get straight up jacked, then sure. Our inability to stop running QBs is well known. Chiefs make their noise legit, as does Denver for that matter. And neither of...
  15. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It changes with age. If you are in the 25-30 range, then that is pretty normal in my experience. Your dong is always looking for the next notch on the bedpost, even if your brain is trying to be more long term. Once you start closing in on 40 and your dick controls less of your life, that...
  16. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Yeah, even Azeth is actually far less cuntish than normal, if anything. Of course some of that might be how people in general held their noses and rooted for the Pats just for the hope that Seattle would lose (I am in this camp) making the environment less toxic for him.
  17. Phazael

    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Not sure what you are talking about about DA:O. I had zero issues playing it. Also, just finished a bow rogue on nightmare. Its rough until you hit about level 14, then it becomes fairly routine. The Storm Coast and third Emprise De Lion dragons are the hardest things in the game to beat...
  18. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Non story. Seattle (and the Vikes before them) have been doing this shit for years with no consequence. L2Silentcount. The Guon thing is depressing, because I was hoping we were going to be able to cut Raji's useless ass, but now were back to getting gutted up the middle in the running game.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Except asking her to hold a picture of her sister in front of her face while you bang her.... @Blazin- Have you considered that you might be too tired and this is driving your libido down? Fatigue really can cut into it a lot, especially if you are milking the endorphin high from all these...
  20. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is any of that relationship related? That sounds more like a something to resurrect the GWBYH thread or for the Neckbeard 2.0 thread. You are correct in that you are not going to get a lot of advice on how to navigate being a home wrecker around here.
  21. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He is the exception to the three to four good years rule, not the age 30 rule. The last two decades are jam packed with RBs who had 3-4 solid years and then basically vanished. Rice might be another one to have an extended career, if he had not taken up wife beating as a hobby.
  22. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    They have loosened up calling picks the last couple seasons, as long as they happen in the first 5 yards anyhow. I kind of don't like it because the rules are already so heavily slanted in favor of the passing game. The only reason the Pats got flagged earlier was due to it being a screen play...
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you still finding your wife attractive or is this a case of there are just other things you would rather do in your spare time?
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Remind us again what your contribution to this thread is again? Not to cut too deep here, but you have about as much business in this thread as Mist does, when it comes to actual experience in dealing with relationships.
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_03 is ever the contrarian just to stir shit. I don't entirely blame him, since he is bored at home battling cancer and fresh out of whores to give Vicodin to.
  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Trolling a serious thread with half assed bullshit is ban worthy. I am mad at myself for giving a shit about him at this point and genuinely trying to be helpful. If anything, not being able to keep his lies straight should be enough for some quality time with Dr. Mariospeedwagon at this...
  27. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    About running backs, 30 is usually when the abuse of the position starts to set in, especially for blocking backs and power runners. Having a great QB can extend the lifespan of a RB, of course, but even then you really get maybe 3-4 good years out of them. AP seems to be the lone exception...
  28. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    @Ganlak- Do you think the rest of the Legion of Boom are not going to want to renegotiate for more money ahead of the end of their deals? Defensive backs are some of the most greedy and fickle fuckers around and with good reason. Ones who can actually back up their bullshit (Sherman is in...
  29. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Look, they are going to keep Wilson and probably overpay him to boot. He is the only likeable guy on the roster with national name recognition. But he is a running QB and their shelf life is actually shorter than that of the typical RB. Usually at the three year mark, they either learn to be...
  30. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Depends on how the Lynch situation shakes out and if they overpay Wilson or not. Sadly, Wilson is not worth top QB money, but they almost have to keep him because he is the only positive public face of the team and they already dumped Tate for porking his ex wife. They are kind of committed at...
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait a tick here, I thought your ex invited you to come out to Europe. Is that the situation? Or are we talking about the Pitt girl knowing he is going there?
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Because you are not retarded, just young. We may have had our differences, but I don't wish anything bad on you. I do think willfully putting yourself in a position to bang a married woman reflects poorly on your character, especially if you are consciously doing it. Its hard for a young guy...
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I actually agree with Tuco completely, but then again I hold myself to a higher ethical standard than apparently some of the people in this thread and have never let my dick over rule my brain when it comes to matters of respect and morality. I think Sutekh knew this subconsciously, but need to...
  34. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well look, its your life and I am not there, but I know the sound of a young guy believing his own bullshit and from where I am standing, that is what it sounds like. And it seems like your hangup on the ex is sabotaging other relationships, which is the cause for concern. As I said, I made...
  35. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You do realize what this sounds like, right? I have been completely serious the entire time I have been discussing this topic. You are still hung up on this woman and I know this because I was you (although fatter) 15 or so years ago and this is the closest I can get to building a time machine...
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes it does.
  37. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So, you guys divorced about a year ago which means she has been married to the new dude for less than a year? Am I interpreting this correctly? Seriously, this is a bad idea and you need to cut ties and move on with your life. Not trying to be a dick here, but this is not healthy the way...
  38. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Wilson is not worth 20 mil. His passing game consists of tossing it deep and hoping for the flag. He's good now because he can run, but running QBs don't last long unless they are good at reads and accurate passers. He is worth keeping, but you could have Johny Football handing it off to...
  39. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Stay classy Seattle.