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  1. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Women are just as capable of wanting a fuckbuddy as men. Its just cultural and religious upbringing pounding bullshit into them as kids that makes it less likely.
  2. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Well, pre-emptive Fuck you and congratulations to the Seahawks before they rape us at that giant rave hall they call a stadium. Packers did came further than I thought they would this season (Thank you Peppers and Nelson), so either way it was a good year for us. Here is to my last couple days...
  3. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Rodgers and Brady don't play in mop up, even when healthy. At that age a guy has to know his limits and pace himself if he is going to play 19 games in the season.
  4. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't be a Column. You know what I am talking about. If Pey Pey is rolling a fucking losing team by 3 scores in the 3rd Qtr, there is no fucking reason he needs to be in there at risk. Favre (my mancrush in football) did the same stupid thing and it contributed to him running out of gas down...
  5. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He has the same will as Favre and will likely go out the same way, one season too late and broken to shit. He will likely come back just to claim the last few records he lacks and get knocked the fuck out towards the end of the season. Denver fans, take a good look at the last 5-6 years of the...
  6. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    At least he has something to put on the mantle this year. I would be more proud of that than the NFC East title, honestly.
  7. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Are any of those guys aside from White in the HOF? Butler deserves to be but isn't. And the packers weren't even the best D in our own division back then. Are you even a Miners fan? If you were you'd recall our D getting burnt repeatedly by your team with Young or the Cowboys. Just ask any...
  8. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Packers have been proving for a while that its entirely possible to be good with a HoF QB and a shit Defense, especially if most of the weakness is concentrated in the line and not the secondary. Outside of White, none of the 90s era defensive players were anything memorable and Rodgers SB run...
  9. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Well one thing Jimmy Mac had was swagger and leadership. He might have been a mediocre QB at best, but he did bring confidence to that team. Cutler, on the other hand, has arm strength and ability, but inspires absolutely no one.
  10. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That Clay hit was a cheap shot and I hope he gets fined out the ass for it. There is no place for cheap bullshit on the Packers team.
  11. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Tell that to the Texans. Or Dolphins.
  12. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Julius Peppers..... after he put on a Packer uniform.....
  13. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I am subscribing to the "let it burn and blame it on Fox while we quietly rebuild after the Cutler Cap stops fucking us" school of thought on this one. The Bears are in a really rough situation. The Cutler contract is stifling and there is no way in hell Jay will restructure it, given how the...
  14. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Speaking as someone who makes a lot of sweeping generalizations, there are always outliers. @Selix- Lawyer up and take all of his/her advice. Let them handle everything and go about your business. The fact that she is stringing you along while secretly lawyering up pretty much means more...
  15. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think the people who think that they would not be pissed at the other guy are being unrealistic. I pretty much agree with opiate's view. It would be nice if the average man respected the institution of marriage enough to not bang married women, especially given the vast amounts of available...
  16. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    The D stunk it up most of the season, but somehow became godlike in the playoffs. That is sort of Capers MO. He keeps things vanilla in the regular season and starts getting tricky later on. This is probably as good of a D as we have had in a while though. We desperately need a replacement...
  17. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    It has been a long time (7 weeks?) since Seattle has faced a competent offense and even longer since they have faced a capable defense. I think that unless our game plan sucks, we can probably put up three scores on Seattle over the course of the game. McFatty being predictable or cute with...
  18. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    If I am being honest, that call could have gone either way. If I were under the hood, I think I would have let that catch stand. But I completely understand why it was overturned by the rules. This is not anywhere near last weeks flag pickup. I am not looking forward to Seattle trashing us...
  19. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    There is always a worry with Rogers. When they brought him in one of the main concerns was that he had a bit of a rep for having a glass jaw when he was a Cal Bear. I am not too worried about his mobility being impeded this week or next, as both of those games would/will come down to his...
  20. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I don't think anyone thinks he is a shitty QB, just that (in past seasons at least) he makes suspect decisions at crucial moments. And has insanely poor luck in the clutch situations. This year does appear different, though.
  21. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I was wondering what Aanima was up to these days....
  22. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He had consistent playoff appearances during his career, so he is probably in the same category as Chris Carter. I would add Tony Gonzolas and Junior Seau to the waste of an elite talent list, though.
  23. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I love how the Cowboy fans are already planning their post season dick waving before this weekend. I don't doubt that this will be a close game, but history, matchups, and home field are on the Packer's side here. My gut says Pack by a field goal, but I also think Dallas has the better shot at...
  24. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Primarily the running game he has helping him and his TD to Int ratio. I fixed the last sentence for you, too.
  25. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    In Lynch's defense, he has not had as good a passing game to balance him out as the Cowboys have, since one guy got tossed to Detroit for boinking Mrs. Ex-Wilson and the other was such an asshole that they traded him to the Jets mid season. If Wilson had more weapons in the passing game, I...
  26. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Sometimes you hire a guy for a couple years with the intention of blaming all the transition stink on that person and firing them later. And I do think the 49ers are going to go through some rebuild. Gore is likely done this year and a lot of teams on the rise are going to pick them apart in...
  27. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Yeah Seattle has the best scrambling game in the NFL, but in terms of designed runs and production, Dallas is the best this season.
  28. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I would agree completely.... except Garret and Romo chronically forget that they have the best running game in football. If I were a Dallas fan, I would rage every time I see an empty set early in a one score game, but it happens a lot for some reason. GB does the same shit, but not as often...
  29. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    This. It has been unseasonably warm in Wisconsin lately, at least in the Green Bay area. The real issue for the Cowboys is going to be if the wind picks up because the wind chill will cut through you like a knife if you are not used to it. It is a mid day game, though, so I would expect...
  30. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Says the one guy who managed to get free tickets to the rickshaw purely from being a tool in this thread. That is your most significant achievement in this thread. Alex is correct. I grew up in Wisconsin and Packers are the state religion there. And for the record it was Deanna Favre who...
  31. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I go back to my comparison with Patriots "fans" and shades of the tuck rule incident. Of course Pats fans are mostly bandwagon assclowns who vanish when the team has a bad game, while Cowboy fans are certainly more loyal (at least the current crop, Aikmen/Smith era was a different story). On...
  32. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Actually not butthurt about the Broncos at all. I like the franchise and its history, especially John Elway. If anything Holmgren's job hunting in Seattle and the subsequent lack of focus in the second SB cost us that game and I completely agree that Holmgren is not a great HC. The Packers...
  33. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I am just going to throw this out there for thought: Whether you feel (as I do) that the refs are slightly in the tank for Dallas or not is not relevant. Detroit has a team with a dirty reputation and a player who should have been watching the game on his couch for trampling someone. The...
  34. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Plus you are high if you think I am rooting for Detroit. Fuck those dirty hitting assholes with a rusty chainsaw. I was actually fine with the cowboys winning that, because it meant another wild card implosion for them. What little class that team had left town the day Sanders retired...
  35. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Well if your team had to play them next week with the same fucked up officiating, you might care a little more. Of course the deadskins stop carrying about officiating generally around week 8-9 when their focus changes to next year's draft.....
  36. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Don't worry, when the Ravens dirty hit Gronkle Jordanski and Brady until they cave next weekend, the haters will be out in force for you Azeth.
  37. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    The guy who used to have his job and no longer gets his paychecks signed by JJ says the exact opposite.
  38. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    I am going to call bullshit on this one. No one who is criticizing that call in this thread is saying Detroit would have won the game. In fact, everyone pretty much admits that they were in full implosion mode at that point. There are just a bunch of Cowpoke Homers who are so far up Jerrah's...
  39. Phazael

    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Yeah I got the homer neg treatment, too. Good to have a reminder of why I never root for the Cowboys: Their fans are as bad as the Patriots fans. I am old enough to remember when this same sort of shit went on during the Aikman and Irvin era, because my team used to get fucked by it all the...
  40. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The 49ers just tried a young guy. Usually teams go in the opposite direction when they fire one, especially if the one they fired was even remotely successful like Harbaugh was. As bad of a fit as Holmgren would likely be, I think two years of him grooming Kaeperbro would do wonders for the...