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  1. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Thrawn's original story was that he was sent to the outer rim because he was non human but the emperor liked him anyway. That could still happen and would explain where he has been in the movies up until now.
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    Weather

    Yeah I don't get why people are thinking this was embarrassing for the weather guessers. Did the hurricane not hit land? Was it not a big motherfucker when it did? I don't know what cat it was when it hit, but they weren't exactly saying it'd be a cat6e. The worst prediction was the number...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Well first of all I said he wasn't doing it well. Second, he got just enough of a hand on him to keep dak safe. The chip that witten laid on him that made him stumble was more important, but you can see he slowed down and leapt because of that hand. He probably expected that tyron was about...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    He's a future hall of fame broadcaster, isn't he?
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    Weather

    What was her answer, I couldn't make it out. I imagined the answer was something about drugs and that she just fucked her 4th cousin. But something tells me the real answer is probably funnier.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bullshit. Steak is healthy as long as you don't get shit like potatoes or soft drinks. Go to a high end restaurant where it's all ala cart and it's easy to just get a wedge salad and a big chunk of beef. At a place like an outback, you may confuse the order taker but it's also easily doable...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Thanks bro. I was right, but he wasn't doing a very good job of blocking them both. It was just enough. I wonder if someone fucked up or if they were counting on getting it out quickly enough. I remember seeing a profile on an eagles lineman (boom boom or bam bam?) who they counted on to...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Don't know where else to put this. Because of irma, they had to remove the shit that was blocking the view of the new star wars land entrance. Maybe this stuff has all been seen somewhere else, but I hadn't seen it.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Where do you guys get clips of the games? On that beasley catch, it looked like tyron smith was blocking 2 motherfuckers. I wanna see that again. I know the NFL tweets some. Can you make requests for things like that?
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    Master Race

    Its OK, "Who built the most supercarriers" can be the deciding factor if that's the arbitrary standard you wanna use. I bet more negroids worked on building those things than cockasians
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    This is an acceptable celebration dance only if the defense scores an actual safety. Tell me someone did that.
  12. Hoss

    The Orville

    I am excited that critics don't like it.
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    Dark Matter

    I don't want either show canceled, but killjoys seems to be at a better stopping point. If we never heard from them again, we could just assume they killed themselves while killing the lady. But fuck man, this one was smack dab in the middle of a story. They need a movie at least if they...
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    Master Race

    Well shit, if you want to base it on outdated things that don't matter, why not count up the number of warships made of wood?
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    Master Race

    Pretty easy to win a contest when you get to arbitrarily decide the criteria for winning. Lets see the charts on dick size, total population, height, strength, or speed.
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    College Football 2017-2018 Season

    I saw that. I flipped it over and decided I didn't really want to see La Techs starters score on Mississippi's 4th team and switched back to the OU game. Right as i switched the snap was sailing over his head and by the time I could switch back (fucking Direct TV reacts slow) he was down...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    LOL texans. Savage won the job and lasted a half. That's just poor coaching. On an unrelated note, i hope sports center devotes an entire show every week to end zone celebrations. Have there been any good ones yet?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me too. I just wanted to know for science. I've had friends who got into swinging to 'save their marriage' and it didn't work. Turned out she just wanted strange dick. This sounds like a totally different situation. Though if it doesn't work out, maybe I can introduce lindz's ex to my...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol if this is real. Was it s slow jerk or a fast one? If you really want to know, contact a real estate agent and tell them you want to buy the property. Don't tell them anything else about the homeless people. Just, "I want to buy it, figure out who owns it and what it's worth."
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    Weather

    Oh I never saw that. With shit like "we're efforting that" I thought for sure it was all original chuk.
  21. Hoss

    Weather

    It was kind of dumb up until "The end of all cubans"
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    Weather

    You probably wouldn't have nearly as many people trying to hunker down and ride out storms if they didn't prevent residents from going back in for so long. I'm fine with making people prove they live in there, but let people go back and see how bad it is for fucks sake.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Almost better than the results of the game are going back and reading all the gloating posts by pats fans from the start of the game. Good job Kansas City Gravies!
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Doesn't work. Technical difficulties with the host. It's been down for a couple of weeks if memory serves.
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    Thread request: High IQ Politics

    Paging @Mario Speedwagon The code of conduct has been violated. Someone is discussing internal moderator matters in public again. You know what you must do.
  26. Hoss

    Home buying thread

    holly shit
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Buck up fella. Did you notice that she said part of it was "a particular circumstance". IIRC, part of those circumstances was that a former guild leader in another town who she had flirted with was available. You're halfway there. I asked that question and she skipped it. She probably...
  28. Hoss

    Home buying thread

    What vacuum did you buy?
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    Thread request: High IQ Politics

    I guess they deleted all the bad posts potato3 made. I just went back through the last couple pages of politics and other than the post where he got warned with a highly informative warning (this is what I think of it), his posts look as well thought out as anyone elses.
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    Thread request: High IQ Politics

    Why can't I use the supertater rating in this forum? Fuck, Trump and catler are missing too.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    It would be OK with me if they had a scene like that with vader in every single one of these anthology movies (assuming the time period is right for all of them, which it might not be for han solo). Wouldn't even have to make sense or fit into the story being told. Just at some point cut to...
  32. Hoss

    The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)

    Thought it was great. Best part of it was salma. Second best part was when mace made the argument that he was the good guy because he shot assholes while deadpool was the bad guy because he protected them. The biggest problem with the movie was not enough salma. I hope the sequels feature...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I can't be the only one who reads that and thinks it's sex worker related.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Thanks bro. That got me there. I used to have a nextel phone # that had previously belonged to a drug dealer. Probably 5 times I heard that chirp in the middle of the night with some dude asking if I was holdin, or whatever and wanting to make a buy. I fucked with them in various ways...
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    Home buying thread

    You can find a 'key' for that water meter at home depot for a few bucks. You can do it without the key, but i don't like sticking my hands in those holes. Note that I think the water company has another valve they can use when you're cut off. So having the key won't mean you can steal water.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Anything is better than what they did with new orleans and the giants. They just gave the giants an extra home game that year.
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    What tickles your pickle

    hour and 15 minutes before I really started feeling guilty. Then I thought "I wonder if there will be makeup sex". Then after 96 minutes I hear the cunt pick up the phone and hang it up before I can deliver my line. Bitch didn't even say hello and ask who it was or anything. This was very...
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's hooker lingo of some sort. Right?
  39. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    So About 15 minutes ago I get a call from an unknown number. I decide to act like I'm a mexican maid so I can do the whole "no no nooo. missa hoss no here. no. nooooo. no" But it turns out its a butt dial because I head a car door open and ding and close. I think this is the second time...