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You sure that's AI? Looks legit to me.

literally can't tell if he's talking about dicks or soap dispensers here.

The obvious answer is to stand to the side, hold your hand 2 feet away directly in front of it, and karate chop the pump. Repeat until you get enough in your hand to clean up. Leave the rest to dry on the sink, floor, and wall.

The answer to this is to open the dispenser up and dip out some soap. Make sure to leave the top off. When the woman complains about you 'getting the soap dirty' roll your eyes and remind her that it's soap. Soap, is soap. If you can't trust a vat of soap to be clean with a few poop...

Did you miss the part about face recognition?

Padawans get training sabers to start. The training sabers can only stun IIRC. Of course, that's probably EU lore.

Got a question about initiative. One of the members of our party recently paid for DNDbeyond and realized they could create a campaign and let us all create characters using all the paid content. Anyway, I moved my character over last night and for some reason it's showing me to have +4 to...

Start calling your local card / comic book shops. Around here, the only way those places can stay in business is to host games. They usually get like 5 bucks per person per game. Around here the card shops have games specifically for kids. And by that, I mean adults can play but they have to...

Bro, where's the poor people option?

My driveway could use a power washing. Does he take commissions?

Our plan is similar, but we're not going to sell the current house. We're just going to buy duplicates of everything for the new house. Fuck moving.

OK lets use your handy tips. That dog had a high, wide, slow tail wag with a full body wiggle. That means slightly aroused and friendly. I rest my case. First time in the pit bull thread?

Little buggar was just playin. Lookit that tail. I LoL'd out loud when the citizen was like "give me your baton" and the cop gave her a weapon. Did the thread say anything about why the cops were harassing that innocent citizen and her little dog too? Whatever it was, it seems to have...

Let me put it this way. If that happened to me, I don't think I'd tell anyone the way you described. Not my foh gun bros, not my wife, not my karate buddies, no one. I'd tell people about the guy getting in my face and how I thought I would have to put him down. But not how I was weighing...

I'm happy to finally see female dwarves properly represented.

I noticed that our IT department has started using "Blocklisted" instead of "Blacklisted". Removing some of that excess diversity from the computers is a much needed step in the right direction. They still use "Whitelisted", praise gaia.