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One dude crashes his car because he was going 90 in a 25, so you're going to walk to work now?

It is intense, that's why I suggested dampening it somehow. My wife holds it about an inch away from her clit when using it. I still recommended it in spite of that because I couldn't think of a good alternative. I've just never been impressed by anything that runs on a couple batteries. I...

Why stop there? What levels of arbitrary manliness can we set so that you are the only one that can obtusely humble brag about getting laid on the internet? 2 AM? 4 AM? No sleep at all?

Unless she's extremely sensitive, just get a magic wand. And even if she is, you can still work around the sensitivity issue. No direct contact, wrap a sock/panties around it, buy some of the attachments. I can understand something the size of the magic wand can be forboding. Shit's worth...

lol? Buggy releases is what they're known for.

Hormone imbalance from pregnancy has finally righted itself and life has returned to "normal"? Have you been complaining to her about your job as much as you do to us? I'd be suspicious of the Code Red though...don't you have diabetes?

Of course not. But they have to at least seem redeemable. It's an inherent quality from being a legendary.

I like Spreading Madness in the situations mentioned. I can't help but think there's a slight zoo synergy in Imp Gang Boss, but I'm pretty sure the spawned imps become targets immediately. Yogg is hilariously bad. Have we had an expansion yet with two insta dust legendaries?

Sure, but you're also a guy that vacationed in some dude's butthole.

My wife likes to add oregano and white wine, but that's pretty much the same recipe as Brutul mentioned. We almost always cook it with meatballs or sausage too. The fat helps round off the rough edges from all those acidic tomatoes. Then, at the end, after cooking for at least half a day...

The only thing I'll regret is posting on this message board instead of fucking or sleeping.

Thanks, those are some good options.

Anyone know of a way to buy packs through the Amazon coin deal in a relatively easy manner? Stupid fucking bug that has persisted for almost a year prevents you from installing Hearthstone from Amazon's app store and the bnet authenticator from Google Play(only place its offered) on the same...

I would say it's the pregnancy thing but masturbation doesn't help with that. Directly, at least.

Those parties are a waste of time regardless of your preferences or who is attending. They are glorified sales pitches meant to abuse friendship so you aren't as offended that someone just sold you a shitty vibrator and lube.

What are good looks for if not pussy?

They should make it summon 3 random animal companions. Because RNG.

So close! 12/10 effective worth of stats for 8 mana, 5 of which can charge? Not bad. Not sure hunter has the support to do control. Saw some reno hunters in ladder about a month ago and the meta squashed it pretty hard.

Found J49's main account.

Lyrical is his personal trainer.

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I'll give you that, it's definitely an accessible game. I was telling myself last night that I should really play Divinity:OS, just bought it recently for $20. Got in, stared at all the stats and choices in character creation for a while, stuff that would normally excite me, and just went back...

Tempostorm thinks CW is now a tier 1 deck: https://tempostorm.com/hearthstone/m...oad-to-the-top I'm not anything approaching a control warrior expert, but I'm suspicious of any change in a meta this old and stale. Anyone who plays the deck care to comment? I'm thinking of giving it a...

Sometimes I get to the end of a play session and wonder why I still play this game. The only rational answer is the social aspect. This is the only game my brother and couple other friends play, so it's really nice to stay in touch with them. But holy shit is the salt real sometimes. Had a...

So microwave it. Or soak it in some hot water while you cook your waffles.

Sorry, I honestly didn't think that until I had responded to you.

Well, yeah, you should probably post the card goes with that.

So what are you doing here?

To be fair, I kinda relate to this behavior. I'll say I'm not nearly that bad, but my wife would probably disagree. Anyway, the point is that regardless of her actual skill at socializing, it's sometimes hard to make yourself do it well if you're thinking you'd rather be doing something else...

"End of folder" dialogue is great, it's how you easily get to your next set of nudes without switching context.

What, you mean you didn't like their version of floating combat text? Blizzard's implementation will only track your win rate class vs class instead of decks. Too confusing for new players otherwise.

hearthpwn's innkeeper looks like it has a lot of nice features that hdt is missing, but I haven't tried it yet. Namely, constructed deck tracking looks much easier.

A while ago, we lived next to someone that named their wifi WWJD. But they had password protected it. So we named ours "Jesus Would Share His Internet". Not that funny, but now that we've moved away, it's a great conversation piece for new guests. We password protected ours too.

Thought I'd need to emulate a Kindle device on my computer. Guess not! Thanks.

I think it goes much farther back than 2 years before Night of Knives. Damn this book for making me realize how slow my OG Nexus 7 is.

Lyrical is available for a costly retainer if you need him to sub in. I heard he accepts comics memorabilia and pictures of auto-fellatio.

Didn't they promise 2 expansions and 1 adventure every year going forward? ~3 months for WoG meta, ~2 months for whatever adventure meta, ~2 months + into next year for whatever expansion meta. Anyone know when the preorder deal expires? Been meaning to purchase it through the Amazon coin...

You weren't using some third party software to view photos? Irfanview is pretty nice.

I agree that the real stuff is better from a taste standpoint. I wish it wouldn't soak into my pancakes and waffles and make them soggy though. As for toppings, I usually go syrup and butter. Sometimes honey if it's around and someone else wants it. Nutella or speculoos are great too.