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Didn't watch it, but my gut is that most of these people probably don't even watch the NFL and prefer 'real football', the international stuff.

This is a title match? No way. I figure if conor loses, he starts talking shit and says everyone knows if it'd been a real fight he would have won and mayweather agrees to meet him on his terms. If conor wins, he still talks shit, mayweather demands a rematch and conor tells him only if he...

Is she cute? Maybe you should go buy a dog too.

Pretty sure 99% of the people who think like that work in hollywood. I mean, it's something to keep in mind though should you ever become a super hero. You might want to lock up your porn collection (if I was a superhero, that would be the source of my power) behind a shitty lock and some...

Are they talking about an MMA rematch after this fight, or is that supposed to be a surprise?

Pretty sure quoting the dictionary is racist now. FYI I don't want your statue to get pulled down.

Then I still have a right to be pissed that the self-righteous dipshits don't take it down when the kid isn't in the car. It could cause someone to risk their life for a baby that isn't there. I'd like to hear from a first responder whether they actually pay any attention to them. It seems...

Can't remember if I've ever bitched about these before, but they've rustled my jimmies since the first time I saw them. "Baby on Board" signs. I mean first of all, what the fuck are you trying to accomplish with that? Do you think it lessens your chances of being rear ended? As if people who...

Do you think that lizard gets a big royalty check every month?

Is it only 5 yarders? OK then you're saying if there's a play with an O line holding (that's 10 yards right?) and a roughing the passer, those would offset? If that were true, I would expect ndamukong suh to be headhunting every time he noticed the offence got a penalty. Cause hey, free...

I don't know, I think I see that on facebook all the time.

That's doesn't counter what I said about you needing verbal affirmations. If it was, you wouldn't be sitting there in a vacuum trying to interpret what he's not saying. Everyone expresses love differently. Be it verbally, with acts, gifts, time, or physical touching. They're all valid...

Yeah, that's a different situation because it's after the whistle and the fouls are no longer during the same play. But I know I have seen instances where the ref announced that by rule the minor penalty was waived off and the personal foul enforced. For instance, if there's a play where a...

But most of the money is still on Mayweather, right?

Just wanna say that shit right there is dangerous. Sometimes you will interpret good vibes, sometimes you will interpret bad vibes and you'll be either happy or pissed at him for things he didn't do. If you can't be happy with the silent type, you need to either get out or find some way to fix...

Turn on the vibrating bullet. Also you can look at the link i posted for noodle to see it on a dildo.

Sorry, I forgot the images didn't maintain the original links. This is where that pic is from. I got mine from adam and eve, but that website doesn't work on my work computer. CalExotics Dual Clit Flicker Cock Ring in Pink

First off, it was a crazy theory to begin with. Unless what you mean is concentrating on a single woman and not cheating on her, it makes no sense. Good sex isn't going to sure autism. I mean, if you have to be a failure at something, kudos for failing at proving that theory. Second, it's...

The question I have is, were you simply infatuated and ignoring all this shit before, or are you getting scared and sabotaging it?

This is what I use. We used the buzzer once, but it was too much. My wife really liked the little tickler on top, so when I wear it I make sure to grind the clit good. It's soft and stretchy enough to fit around my arm, so it should work for any size. It's got a second ring to go around your...

Marketing and sales go hand in hand. I can't even say they're 2 sides of the same coin because for the analogy to be accurate, they'd have to be on the same side of the coin.

Engineer at work keeps having meetings with customers telling them what my software can and can't do. He thinks just because he specs out the hardware that he has an intuitive link to the software and it can magically do whatever he thinks it oughta be able to do. No need to do any research or...

Are you going to be able to get a refund on her ticket, or do you have to find someone else to go with you?

The Eclipse mania is giving me good chortles lately. Especially the hysteria about insta blindness from looking at it. I keep saying things to torque the concern trolls off like "Don't worry, I'll just drive with my eclipse glasses on to be on the safe side" and "During the full eclipse when...

Might be the same person who does the pre-commercial teasers for Vikings. That fucker will spoil shit that's been building and is about to come to a head on the other side of the break.

I coulda swore that in the situation where both teams had penalties, personal fouls trumped all the rest. In that case it was 2 holdings, a block in the back, and a personal foul by one team; and a holding by the other. The only way the personal foul can be canceled out is by another personal...

No he won't unless he's the book. His odds were locked in when he made the bet.

I think it's the anniversary of his guild. He probably doesn't remember when he got married.

Sign up and then cancel on thursday Be sure it's legit and not a surprise party for you. Cause that whole after hours on friday thing sounds fishy as hell and way too coincidental that it happens to be your birthday.

it aint just women dumbass. Bonkowski is a hell of a name. Sounds like what they'd name a polish fuck machine character in an austin powers movie. Can't find any good pics of her. She might get life in prison.

Should have whipped up one of these.

I wonder who buys most of these things. Bars will still be buying it even if it was $200. My family is all gathering at someone's house and watching it. We normally only do that for UFC fights. But to tell the truth, if there's a way to steal it, the place we're going will be stealing it...

I didn't think it would be new but maybe .. hopefully. I just did a search for trailer park sex on my favorite porn site and it's a bunch of daddy/daughter and mother/son stuff. I'll check again in a couple weeks and see if it changes.

"Trailer Park Sex" It's in quotes like it's a thing. I've never heard of it, but it's getting me excited.

You are correct because that is not a titty pic. It's not even a cleavage pic. It's a pic. Similarly if you had said you were going to post a picture of a gallon of ice cream and posted that, we would have been mad because it's not a gallon of ice cream. Although to be fair we would have...

"covered up titty" is irrelevant unless there is an uncovered titty pic. If I only have 1 gun and want to go hunting, I don't say "I'll bring my small gun for this trip"

I don't do that anymore. In my younger days I used to work in laptop repair for compaq. The other people there had terabytes of porn they'd reclaimed from client computers. One day I ran across a computer that belonged to a "bear" apparently, or maybe someone with a bear fetish. Later that...

So far she looks good, but I'm intrigued by this statement which seems to imply you have some uncovered titty pictures you had to wade through first.

I'm investigating the more benign reasons before i start throwing around accusations. BTW, how did you find my address?

I'm not trying to accomplish anything. I just noticed that the level is going down and was wondering if it was possible it was evaporating after 10 years.