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Info in the first post says 9/1/18

If they have a scene where the kid tries to talk to a mouse to activate the computer ... I will love the episode and threaten to physically fight anyone who badmouths it. But i don't think computers are all voice activated in Dark Matter, so probably won't get that.

Are they going back to a time when sharks weren't extinct so they can jump one?

2018? My dick can't stay hard for this for over a year.

How does that work? Do you both put the same amount in the envelopes? Do you work it out beforehand, or does it take some years of giving to find the equilibrium? Since it's money, I assumed only 1 person gave. Most likely the elders to the youngers.

I'm waiting to see if the play by play guy intercepts him or he throws out his microphone holdin shoulder.

We're laying low until he announces a game. Then we'll start in calling him "announcer of the year" or "future hall of fame announcer."

Since he didn't gobble, it couldn't have been sgt york. But are you sure it was the rear sight and not the front? That maneuver is most often done to the front sight. I don't suppose you recall if it was in color of black and white? It might not have even been a full movie. Back in the...

While that story is super hot, what does it have to do with the topic of the thread?

Agreed. Because of ryanz I have no temptation to visit reddit.

Doesn't that mean it's time to start the 2017 season thread?

Sorry this is late, but your wife is lying to you. What proof do you have that the counselor called her directly? If you didn't hear the call or the counselor hasn't admitted it, she's lying trying to get up on you. She was probably worried that she didn't "win" that session, so she fixed it...

My company switched prescription coverage to express-scripts this year. So far they've been fine, but they lit me the fuck up this morning. I get a call with a recorded message saying to please hold to talk to a representative. They had my name right, and I had just ordered a refill which was...

I like to stick my flaccid penis in the barrel of a shotgun and get hard fantasizing about shooting an intruder. Then I run around the house blindfolded bumping the butt into walls until I finish. If that's a 'gun fetish', then i guess you have a strange definition for fetish!

Also, the english only rule rustled me for 2 reasons. #1, it's Basic, not english. #2 it means it means no chewie or R2.

Old white people do too. Maybe the American Inventors originally got them by jacking old white people Is that because his bald head looks like a thumb? Oh and the first bronco pic was legit better looking. I looked up some more concept pics this weekend and couldn't find anything as shitty looking as...

That last picture makes no sense. How do the lines for Han, Luke, and Leia start before EP 4? I could see saying luke and leia cried at the end of EP3 (if the babies cried, I don't recall offhand), but we didn't see Han at all. I'm pretty sure Yoda wasn't in EP4 either.

I agree. Isn't there a higher chance of birth defects with 40+ year old eggs? Or have there been new studies that say something different?

Send it to me. I will treasure Uncle Gravy's shotgun she's shooting people with it. And maybe some clay. So no reason she should ever consider shooting steel shot. But still, good advice to her. She might not have known to avoid the steel.

Tell her cum is a natural remedy for undiagnosed stomach problem. Best if it goes in from both ends to be sure of maximum effect.

thanks. coming from you that must mean I'm on the right track.

I will be buying one of those. But probably not one of these.

The terms of the parole won't require him to stay in nevada?

I clicked the button 5 or 6 times and that site really hurt my feelings.

It's possible you're missing a sense of humour. But it's more likely that I messed up by shortening it because I couldn't find a good version on the interwebz to copy/paste. It's an old joke that for some reason I think everyone knows. It's much better when there are 3 friends and the first 2...

Is mayweather known for pushing those rules? That's what I meant by the question.

What are the realistic ways in which mayweather would get himself DQ'd? Can conor get in his head and make him keep punching after a break or something?

I just got done watching 3 seasons of The Ranch. Ashton Kutchner and about half the cast of That 70's show (OK so most are basically Cameos). Along with Sam elliot and Debra Winger (who is a surprisingly bad actress). No Donna or Jackie but they have a couple of other hotties. Elisha...

Don't get me wrong because I watch Legends too, but if you're watching that, you have plenty of room in your TV schedule.

It's only Murica that hates women.

I'm always telling my wife she must have cheated on her taxes in a past life. Eventually I had to tell her this joke. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to marry a stupid, ugly woman. A few days later, as Tony’s walking in the...

I don't follow betting much. Is there a realistic chance of it getting up to +1000 on mcgregor?

Concentrate on banging the hot teachers.

List everything on your plate. Maybe we can help you figure out what to drop.

That's one of the things those 20 somethings with old guy fetishes will be looking for.

Whenever I'm feeling down on myself, I just remember. I'm somebodies fetish. Seriously, there are 20 yr old chicks out there who dig older guys who look like you.

Probably not. Last time I watched boxing willingly was when Roy Jones Jr was doing well. Floyd was probably still on his way up back then. That's disappointing if true. But I'm going to watch anyway.

He probably already has. At least, that's what she's going to tell him 2 weeks after he breaks it off with her. This.

Debauching a child. LOL. 90 days seems about right, she's cute. According to that article 16 is the age of consent, so 90 days is actually pretty harsh.

I don't watch fights (especially boxing) to watch a competition. I watch to see someone get their asses kicked. I'm pretty sure I'm going to see someone get their ass kicked.