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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    So now we're talking about rape as a preventative therapy. I don't know if we're moving forward or backwards, but I do like the direction we're taking.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Use this board as a reference and you're in.
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    amy adams has a clone that does hardcore porn

    Absolutely. To get fully erect, I need to know WHY they're fucking. It's not enough that there's 2 people in the same area, so they have to fuck. I mean, did she not have money for the pizza guy, was she a hitchiker, and if so where was she going, etc etc etc. Yeah, and there's this too...
  4. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Which novel are you talking about?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Are you suggesting we rape the gay away?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    She speaks truth. There have been studies that show asking kids leading questions like that effectively brainwashes the kid into believing it happened. It's based on their desire to please you. After asking a handful of times, they'll tell you what you want to hear and then start filling in...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I guess the only reason we have bull dykes is because all the boys treated them with too much respect. Story checks out.
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    First World Problems

    lol #LIFEHACKS I keep an old CRT monitor under the thermostat in our lab. I had to save this monitor from being recycled about 3 years ago. I managed to hide 3 of them from the GreenStapo, so if it ever dies, I have backups. Maybe all Mrs G needs to do is find the Random CRT in the office.
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    Better Call Saul

    I was wondering the same thing. Jimmy mentioned how Kim came to get fresh clothes one night and left again. That sounds like they are living together and not banging too much because she's working too hard.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You mean a Rusty Trombone, or are they different? That's on my need/want list. Mrs G, to avoid giving bad hand / blow jobs, the most important thing is to not get into a rut. Dudes tend to like having things changed up. Soft, hard, bites, frenulum, shaft, balls .. it's all OK as long as...
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    amy adams has a clone that does hardcore porn

    i was thinking that about Sarah Silverman. I think Sarah is more likely to actually do porn too. But i think she'd use her real name because she's an idiot.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Then you just get to make up a story. Wife tells me I'm not allowed to tell the story about how I proposed or when she first knew she loved me. So I got to make shit up. I used to live under one like that too. They say living too close to those will give you brain cancer and make you crazy...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Isn't that only in remote locations? Stories I heard from linemen were all working out of cherry pickers. Remote locations might very well have higher voltages than what's in civilized areas since they step it up for transmission.
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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    The only code of conduct I ever agreed to was to not fuck any more corpses. And you couldn't possibly know ..... Wait, are you a short guy with dark hair?
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    Arrow

    I tend to respect the previous poster if they think it should be spoilered. For a couple of posts at least.
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    Arrow

    Yeah, that would only be possible on a day that ends in Y.
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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    Real talk. If it's 5 out of 1500 users, then I don't think you understand what the word normal means.
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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    You're not arguing anything, you are explaining yourself. Huge difference. If you hadn't lied to this committee to begin with, this would be over. Do you need the court stenographer to read back your opening remarks?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Was it a time zone thing?
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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    Can't help but notice there was actually nothing in the moderator code of conduct that said not to post private messages. That's what you guys were saying, that he posted private messages. You didn't accuse him of wanting to argue a moderator decision in public. You didn't accuse him of...
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    Arrow

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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    So, he threatened to post what the other amods were saying about a user in the report comments?
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    Arrow

    Nobody thinks they all died, right? I'm not sure why they even bother with a cliff hanger like that.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, wood is a pretty good insulator all by itself. @Cad Literally the only line I remember from Tango and Cash is when one of them handed the other one a little gun and he asked "Why is yours bigger than mine?" "Genetics".
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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER! That was a private communication. Fire and 3 day ban his ass!
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    ZyyzYzzy and the Future of Moderation

    Post the code of conduct here please. a_skeleton_03 already did it before the site went down, so unless he slagged the drives on purpose to hide it, it's obviously OK for us to see it now.
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    Better Call Saul

    Its the only reason i can think of that her story would make him want to do the job. I mean, we all saw the look of determination on his face, right? He thinks he can do something.
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    Fargo

    I forgot about that.
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    Better Call Saul

    I assumed he thought nacho would be able to help him locate the guy. Remember after giving him the advice about swapping the pills back, he said he had to do something for him. Maybe he recognized the area he disappeared as a place that the cartel operates. I didn't really pay attention to...
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    Fargo

    You won't find me by googling my name either. Only surprising thing about that is that there's no one else with her name. But then again, what year is it in the show? It's not unfathomable that there are names completely missing from the internet 7 years ago.
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    Drinking with female co-workers

    Fuck you. XAR and PHARM are right. Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, I don't understand. If you had his contact info, I'd consider going gay to get in on that. WTF is a daisy ham?
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Whoa there. Careful with that dividing by zero bullshit. Are you trying to make suenig's virtual machine go super nova?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No it's not. You did disappoint her though by keeping them to yourself. Do I need to remind you of what she said just a few posts up?
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    Drinking with female co-workers

    Don't be afraid to visit the bathroom often to jerk off if they get naughty when they drink.