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a_skeleton_02, I want an invite to the wedding. I promise to get you a great gift.

Tawdry testimony. Do you think jerking off in the courtroom would have gotten you dismissed as a juror?

OK so I guess I'm the asshole when my wife says "If I die first, I want you to remarry" and I respond with "Already checking out my options, baby"

Demarcus ware coming back to the cowboys. To retire.

I don't know what week on the yacht you are talking about, and I know this has nothing to do with what you were saying. But this sentence made me think that he should put his HWNDU cam on a yacht somewhere. Then 4chan can sink it.

whores fuck everyone sluts fuck eveyone but you. Any other middle school jokes you wanna rehash? I get ED from allergy medicine. Maybe she's having something similar, but it's just a lack of libido. Girls get bitchy when they haven't had an orgasm in a while. If you like, dr hoss can write...

Shit, it changed channels? I guess that explains why my DVR didn't record it. i guess that also means when I finally switch it to only record new episodes, it's still gunna get all the fucking reruns that are being played.

If you talk about 'flippin a bitch' around me, I'm thinking anal first, last and always. And not just regular anal. She's a bitch so it'll be rough.

monkey tailed owl looks like vergere to me. I doubt like hell they'll bring her back in new canon, but when those images were first done, I think EU was the official canon, wasn't it? So maybe they will but she won't have anything to do with the vong. Also, ashoka looks preggers in that image.

Remind me once it finally airs so I can come back and laugh about whatever makes "Laura's cocksucking greatest hits" so ridiculous.

Why you talking shit about caprica @Qhue ? That was a great show.

no Did you read the quote from the showrunner? He seems to think the book is a sausagefest. That's what my statement was based on.

Yeah, are we supposed to recognize those? The way she looked at the carved figure made me think it was copied from one of the covers. But then maybe that was just a general disgusted look and those are some kinda hentai. Is that shit hentai?

How the fuck do you get to bitch from u turn? We in Real America (tm) will call it a ewey or jewey. Hold On, gunna busta a jewey. At least with that phrase you can see that the words sound alike.

I'd be OK with this. I don't see the problem in making sure there's plenty of hot chicks sprinkled in with what I assume are hot guys.

What the fuck was that? What b word do people use to refer to a u turn? Did they ever tell us what the link was between this season and any previous season?

Nope they were not acknowledged at all, nor was the fact that bill was a pilot. Given how moffet works, I'm sure this was a one off episode and those will wind up being throw away lines.

Nah. In fact, I'm hoping they do something in his memory. Maybe partner up with big brothers / big sisters to prevent the next crop of aaron hernandezes from throwing their lives way too. it would be a nice gesture.

I almost forgot I was going ask you guys if Jimmy was terrible at subterfuge in BB. Cause he fucking sucks at it now. It doesn't make any sense that he's so bad unless they already made him bad at it in the future. With his experience as a con man, that assignment shouldn't have been so awkward.

No. it was almost a good idea, but No VAT. With getting rid of the deductions, there's no need to add a VAT.

I remember them specifically saying it was military grade tech, so there's no 'probably' about that part. They just said "Fuck you nerds it really high tech classified shit, that's why you don't know it exists"

I thought the blesbian was pretty good. Hopefully they won't try to hammer us with gay social issues. She's ugly, for sure, but not so ugly that she has no chance of growing on me. Oh and too bad they didn't make clara a lesbian. I woulda loved to see her making out with someone. During...

Atop a pile of my dead enemies. Second choice is definitely a whorehouse heart attack. That video in the OP was fucking awesome though. I like to think that's how merlin died. Did merlin speak spanish? Relevant

According to the lawyer in the article, it might. It has something to do with the fact that his appeal hasn't been heard yet. I guess it's easier for them to vacate it than it is to hear the appeal without him. Maybe?

My understanding is that the IRS is about 4 years behind on those things. You can sign up with the IRS to see what has been filed for your SSN. I tried that in late march to make sure no one was going to surprise me with shit again, and it showed nothing. I think the IRS lady on the phone...

Yeah that's weird. I thought this line was weird too. "Hernandez leaves behind his fiancee, Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez and their 4-year-old daughter Avielle." If she's just a fiancee, what's she doing with his last name already?

Little late on this answer, but the cheapest will be free. I used tax act up until last year when my taxes became complicated because one of my 1099's was filled out wrong. There are other free softwares. If you pay for a tax software you're a sucker. If you're willing to pay, go to someone...

You got nudes of the chick?

My truck has 480k miles on it. Somewhere around 50k of those miles were driven with the air filter housing being broke. I kept changing the filter every oil change and it was always clean. Then my mechanic fixed the housing during a tune up, and the next oil change it was so filthy I thought...

I thought you were gay furious. What are you doing with a daughter?

Get the helmet on and one of these days one of those milfs will say "Aww you're just curious. Want me to show you how it all works?" But to answer the question, hold the look and smile warmly at the pretty ones. Maybe even give them an eyebrow to make the smile look mischievous. One of these...

I don't understand why there's a pissing caveat in the poll. Doesn't everyone just stand there with their hands on their hips and let it dance around like an unruly firehose? It's the only straight way to piss.

Weren't they painted into that corner because the original movie was written by a luddite in the 70's. He couldn't imagine any more advanced form of data storage. So it had to be a disk and it had to be transmitted.

What's first tape? I scrolled back to see if you told us what style you do and couldn't find it. But i was reminded that shonuff was in a cult, so reading back wasn't a total waste of time. If anyone cares, I was promoted to 6th dan last month in Matsamura Seito Shorin Ryu. Oh and...

Your definition of 'collapse' is far from a universal definition if you think the government will be able to run around and round up everyone's gold. Besides, since we're not on the gold standard anymore, it's highly unlikely they would feel the need to do something like that again. The...

As long as I wasn't the only one who went looking for the pic and was disappointed. This better be real or I'm banning you.

Why is a safe deposit box not a good idea?

fuck. didn't record it

When will we get viable cloning technology so we can actually start asking hard questions?