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What was racist about the french fries?

How is that possible? Were cheryl, pam, and dr krieger all left out?

Does it fuel the hate even more to know you're not our biggest rival?

Just got my taxes done today. I went to a professional because I sold a house and didn't want to fuck that up. The house had not been my primary residence for over 5 years so I had to pay taxes. I was worried I'd made money on it (because I didn't bother to look up the actual initial buy...

that is some avatar bet worthy material right there. I like that the cowboys are the entire NFC East's biggest rival. i figured they would pair up the eagles and giants.

what would the cap hit had been if they put him on reserve retired? I'd be willing to bet he decided to retire before they decided to cut him.

I remember it dude, but you can't tell any of that in avatar size and when you're scrolling down the page reading your short posts, that avatar completely changes and makes it seem like 2 different posters. That's all I'm saying.

Precious metals. Gold, Silver, Lead and shootin irons. I've got all 4. They may be good for doomsday scenarios, but that's not all they're good for. it's idiotic to dismiss something just because one of it's uses is for something you don't think will ever happen. Go to your cupboard and...

It's because his avatar changes. it looks like he's got 2 separate avatars. An average looking redhead, and a phone or something going down the toilet.

So what happened with Season 5? Did they find it so quick that no one bothered to tell us about it?

I wish they'd call them "Grounder pounders" some more. I loved that nickname.

It's because he's a greasy mexican and you're a racist shitlord.

I forgot about the tail and the dog dick dildo. A picture of her using those things will make believers out of some of us.

Technically there is no margin of error or "5 free". My brother in law was a cop and he was trained to give people 2 mph to account for the speedometer being off (IOW, 2.5+ over is fair game). If it's off further than that, you need to get your shit recalibrated. That being said, if a cop is...

How else is a fine gentleman such as myself supposed to get a good look at a woman's tits, ass and get a good whiff of her perfume as she passes by?

She does butt stuff though, right? Stick the funnel in, get a pic then take it out. Or pour some water in. Or coke. Or vodka. Fuck, why do I have to think of everything?

Good point. I thought he was just a shape shifter, but your explanation would also explain why he could see (or was it just sense) david and sydny when they were astral projecting to where they had his sister. Basically, he's a mind rapist. That could also explain the apparent bullet...

My take on that was that shadow king has his own telekinetic powers available plus whatever powers were in the host, if he can figure out how to use them. Normally when sydney body swaps they seem to only swap powers, not maintain their original powers, but SK is different. When he was in...

Can anyone tell me if the gap has narrowed in the past few days? Thanks in advance. I need the information for science.

@a_skeleton_02, all ya gotta do to shut up the naysayers is post a pic of SJW chick with a funnel in her but. And don't be sloppy, make sure it's the same funnel we saw in the box of sex toys.

Followup to this. First off, it turned out we (my wife and I) already had an account on her computer and got in with no problem. Second, after failing at her password once, the password hint popped up and i was like "Honey, I've seen this before, what does it mean?" and she knew the PW. I...

Are there any good tools for windows password recovery? My Mother in law is coming over tonight because she forgot her password. I don't know what OS it has, but I'm sure it's windows 7 or newer. I used to have a password reset disk, but that was back in the NT/95 days.

This is my experience. It was due to a windows update and unplugging my wireless mouse allowed it to finish. Now that it's reloaded, go into update manager and turn off the updates as much as you can. They are fucking ridiculous. I only had options to defer updates until later and make it...

Crazy eyes and wicked smiles get you less time.

It doesn't even sound like you live in america.

There's another life in prison unless she's got a bangin bod. The article didn't say whether she was impregnated by the 15 yr old, or whether they were fucking while she was pregnant.

When did he say that? The last I remember hearing about the stars was when the crew went to find the old psychiatrist and they asked im "What did the stars say". The Dr, who wasn't really the doctor instead asked her "You love him, don't you?" There's no way jewfro knew what the Dr knew just...

I'm on the fuck needles train. Sewing needles, thumb tacks, knives, etc don't bother me, it's only syringes. I'm pretty sure it's because of the implications of being able to inject shit into you. I remember the first computer game I ever played, Wolfenstein 3D, there was an end level boss...

But to be honest, "cum on my tits", "cum on my face", and "cum in my mouth" are all pretty hot too. Hell, even "cum on my feet" is kinda hot.

"Don't cum in me" Just remembered that one. Cracked me up pretty good. Afterwards I was like, 'oh shit, I didn't hear you', but we both knew I heard her. That's the kinda thing that needs to be covered in the pre-job planning meeting.

My wife used to do her spanish revisions on her phone ( an app called duolingo or something like that) while I was going down on her. So I guess she was saying some funny things if you were listening in, but it didn't really make me laugh. "El tocadisco es decompuesta" Also, only times I had...

Will it be Extreme Moderation(tm)?

Fuck humanity. It had a good run.

Is that her way of breaking up or is that what passes for baby talk twixt the two of you? Doesn't quite have the punch of shitting on someone's new sheets.

You could read that? Even when I zoomed in it was unreadable because it got blurry.

Wasn't sure if I should necro this thread or start a new one, but @So Lost recommended a website I will probably check out (monex.com) and I'd like to hear if anyone knows if it's still a good place all these years later. Also, @Margo_sl 's dream shouldn't be lost. Anyway, my question is...

When my wife goes on a cleaning spree, my shit's getting thrown away. Ever since the time I ran out to the dumpster to retrieve some non garbage, I get a couple days to go through a pile before it's tossed. Worst part is if she cleans while I'm out of town, I don't get an extension. Hey...

Still would be worth it. You said you like sci-fi. It's a good sci-fi movie even if you get butthurt over the lack of jedi.

That's why it hurts when you hit it with your dick. I know I've had some ridiculous shit said to me in the sack because I love laughing during sex. But damned if I can remember any of them.

Season 2 is coming soon. I think it was the end of april.