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Don't read too much into it mures. 'Oh I love you' from a woman who is probably older than your mom doesn't mean what you think it does. It means she's impressed with something about your work ethic or cleverness. Unless you know for a fact she's a cradle robber, don't worry about her. I...

What do you think the IRL story is? Is he going to wind up fighting crime in a monster of the week type series?

How often does it happen? Maybe you just need to stuff a midol into some peanut butter once in a while. Proper husbanding demands you keep track of stuff like that. Oh and you need to keep track of her orgasms too. See if you notice her getting worse when it's been a while since you laid any...

I've never seen it put so well. I'm definitely on the lore end of the spectrum. What keeps me sane is remembering that some characters can lie, fake evidence, or just be wrong.

Nope, but side note: My mom has a chihuahua that sucks his own dick. To completion. If you play fetch with him, he'll fetch 2 or 3 times, then lay down and suck himself off. I, and everyone else who has seen it finds it disgusting and hilarious. I bet tiggle's girl would get aroused by it...

Wait, uber was at superbowl 49 too, wasn't he? Uber is a foreign word of some kind. I'm beginning to see some dots that need connecting.

In this case, it doesn't matter. Boy was 17, in Texas 17 is legal. The law specifies under the age of 17, not 17 and under. The only potentially illegal thing here is that she was in a position of power over him. Also, she was teaching anatomy. Easily the sexiest high school subject next...

What the fuck is wrong with her? She looks cute, but she also looks like she's out of proportion. Is she a midget?

Not unless it's opposite day.

That reminds me of a book in the EU where Luke ran across someone who claimed to know his mother and went on a search for her. When the prequels happened and his mom wasn't a member of The Circle, canon junkies went apeshit. But the fact is, in the book you never got any evidence that the...

I discovered El Rey Network about a month or 2 ago. They have great old shows and the old cheesy kung fu movies I grew up watching. This past weekend they had an Alien Nation marathon. I had forgotten about that show, but dammit, it was good. Even 20 to 25 years later, it holds up better...

I thought the episode was short, apparently I wasn't alone. I liked the battle, that's closer to how most real sword fights would go. It's not surprising that OB1 knew who ezra was. In the EU kenobi was keeping very limited contact with Yoda and some resistance cells. I won't be surprised if...

That's not surprising. AFAIK, I made it up.

She wasn't the one fucking her dog? Thought we saw a video of her getting peanut butter licked out of her sarlacc pit. Taboo is where it's at. No matter who you are, you have some limit of what's acceptable, and things just on the other side of it are exciting.

Yes, unless they agree to take less.

Not the exact situation, but the house I just sold I had an offer from a guy who had no agent, and then wound up selling to another person with no agent. So I know the answer. When I signed the seller's rep agreement, I agreed to pay 6% agent fees, to be split up evenly between the agents. So...

OK. Well thanks for the input everyone. I have some things to try next time.

Wasn't that this thread?

That was great, but he's even better in agents of shield. I'm assuming since they're both comedians they will be writing some of the commentary.

ohnoes had a JP pickup. I don't know if anyone had a jeep. He got it after the stripper fucked him over on the title of another car and his soon to be ex wife had to straighten things out.

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When my mexican girls started moaning, it sounded more like Que Rico. I asked what it meant and all I got for an answer was a raspy 'trust me its good baby'. Well no shit it's good, I just wanted to know if you were really saying how rich. Or it might have been one word, something like...

I got private dances from a russian stripper / porn star (katarina Kat), and I had her talk dirty to me in russian. She said she didn't know what to say, and I was like "So, I don't speak russian anyway, just recite your fucking shopping list". I'm with you, it was so hot. Even though Russian...

Those 2 are hilarious, and I loved MST3K. Expectations are high! When can I find the new episodes? OK, I'll admit, felicia isn't hilarious, but she's pretty enough to make up for having the 1 schtick.

for those people just say dra. So if his name is Dr Chris, call him drachris. It makes them sound like vampires.

Holy shit, dirty talk gets me going, and dirty talk in foreign languages gets me even harder. But dirty talk in that slag british dialect ... makes me release my pollen piss flaps

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT! THAT IS AN OLDER GUY IN THOSE LATER PHOTOS! WITH DIFFERENT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! #woke

That's why I said he got dick zoned. He no longer has a choice.