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Is this the thread where I place my order for a pygmy mammoth?

If a smaller percentage of gay guys in the black community are out of the closet, then it stands to reason that the ones you know about would tend to be the more flamboyant ones that can't hide it as easily. I do think that straight black guys do tend to be a bit more flamboyant than straight...

You can't just say "I'm mentally scarred, give me money" though. There has to be some evidence that you are due some cash. If you can convince a therapist to say that her life has been notably impacted or that she is unable to hold a job or something then you might be getting somewhere but I...

So is watching desk jockeys cry about cold when the only thing they do in it is walk to and from their car for 30 seconds at a time. Sunday it was -20 all day long and the wind was blowing like crazy and I was out in it all morning trying to unfreeze water. On Monday the sun was shining and it...

It's probably obvious, but I feel the need to point out now that I am not a professional law talking guy and I don't really know what I'm talking about.

The joke you will hear in any community that has irrigation is "Around here, whiskey's for drinking, water is for fighting over". I did always think it was weird that all over Arizona there are cotton and vegetable fields even though the climate can obviously not support them without massive...

You have to show negligence AND damages to sue though.

Yeah, I have woke up from a sex dream and taken care of business, but never gotten off with zero contact. I did it in my pants once in a strip club, but that was after the chick did nothing but grind on me for like 5 straight songs. Has anyone actually woke up with a bunch of semen in their...

Yeah, basically the worst thing that came of it is that you have to change your number and maybe you paid a fee for a service you didn't receive (which they will probably refund anyway if you ask). Unless you are going to try to claim that your daughter has received a lot of mental anguish and...

Ah I didn't know that. That is good. I don't think Verizon does the same, and of course they don't allow the Nexus 5 either :P.

So you want to sue for what damages?

The issue isn't honey, it's getting food crops pollinated. A lot of farmers bring in bees for their fields and that's getting harder due to the colony collapse thing.

That's pretty big if you can actually pay less if you bring your own phone. Right now it's kind of nuts to buy a phone outright if you're on ATT or Verizon because you're basically going to pay them $500 for a phone whether they give you one or not.

I just ate 5 cloves of garlic from the bottom of a jar of olives. I feel like I could swallow a whole god damn sous-vide tuna right now and not have to go to the dentist OR get cancer for at least 10 years.

No chance that you're just a douche?

But it's nice to know that if someone doesn't like you, you automatically assume that it must be because you are so good looking.

You could have mentioned that sooner. I've been eating non-Scandinavian potatoes non-stop since your previous post and now I'm riddled with radiation.

I think you can make booze from carrots. You can ferment anything with sugar in it, and then you can distill anything with alcohol in it, so I don't see why you couldn't make carrot vodka. EDIT: Yup Vodka - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

It looks great.

So any steakhouse that uses a grill isn't a "professional" steakhouse. They are like amateurs or something. Gotcha. Anywhere else you would like to move the goalposts?

I just said that no steakhouses use grills. This is the assertion and it is totally correct.

Are you guys actually getting viruses? I feel like it's been at least 3 years since I had one, maybe more. Even my dumbest relatives haven't called me about viruses in years.

That's what I do as well. At first I plugged it into the TV because I thought I had to for some reason but it's on the receiver now and that is much better.

Bad news: Plants absorb uranium through their roots and store it there. Root vegetables such as radishes may contain higher than usual concentrations of uranium as a result.

This is totally true and not ass talk at all.

You guys are right. It's a totally practical thing to do and everyone will have one in a couple years. It's totally not the fad of the year for food network geeks.

Boyd sure seems to be killing a lot of people already. I wish they hadn't spoiled the pool shooting scene in the previews, that was pretty funny. I like the red haired Crowe sister. Hopefully we will see more of her.

I'll pass. Good luck with yours though. Don't mispronounce Wylie Dufresne's name in your James Beard award acceptance speech.

Anything Thomas Keller does is the opposite of practical. I doubt too many people are going to make a salmon ice cream cone in their home kitchen either.

It's a large, expensive, unnecessary appliance. I can see having one if you are in a restaurant or a caterer, but getting one for a home kitchen is pretty silly in my opinion. Also, a shit load of steak houses cook on a grill. None use a fucking immersion circulator.

That projector is sweet. Probably not too many people have a wall that big in their living room but if you're dropping 30K on a projector you probably also have a dedicated theater room.

Son of a bitch. I had a tuna sandwich for lunch today. It's over for me isn't it? I hope I didn't eat all that kid's shit for nothing when my real problem was radiation.

Yeah, I think it's as big as a stove and that's why I said in my post that it's smaller than the stove. Great reading.

I agree. GB's record was due to Rodgers being injured. With him in there and healthy they are easily better than the Saints and Eagles and probably most of the AFC teams in the playoffs.

I wish I could give you an internet for this.

Guys I think I have toxins. Plz help.

The part I was curious about was who he was referring to saying that the 49ers are a Superbowl lock. There's been a lot of discussion this season about how dumb the 49er fans are in this thread but then most of the claims that people are mocking were never made by anyone as far as I can tell...

It doesn't taste any different than cooking it the normal way, it just makes it so you can cook it to an exact temperature with no chance of screwing it up. I think if you practice even a little you shouldn't be having so much trouble cooking a good steak that you need to buy an expensive...

What the fuck are you talking about?