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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So now you didn't get caught flat out lying about whether you complained about the visuals or just the sound before I called you out? That's what I was referring to. Please highlight the portion of those first 2 posts where you bitched about anything specific to open mouths. Oh and I meant...
  2. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm still trying to figure out what that warning was about. I tried to give my wife a raspberry on her clit once. That's as close as I've come to blowing into her vagina, and I don't even think that counts in this case. For real, someone who did this shit please chime in and explain it to...
  3. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    What kinda super weapon do you think the new order will build for episode 9? Will it be another starkiller base, or can they think of another super weapon? Maybe they can just weaponize an actual star, or a nebula or something. What would be cool is a giant space lightsaber star ship they...
  4. Hoss

    Passengers (2016)

    When they were going on and on about how he killed her by waking her up, I was thinking, be careful with that particular argument. Cause if you convince him of it, then he might as well space your ass and wake up another chick.
  5. Hoss

    Confession Thread

    How much did she charge?
  6. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    wat? WAT? WTF are you people talking about? @Soygen , explain it to me please. I bet you use an air compressor attachement as a toy on your wives.
  7. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I get it, but for me it kind of rotates around all 3 holes. When I get a lot of blowjobs, I start really craving the pussy, when I get a lot pussy, I'll start really craving the mouth or the anus. That was the meaning behind my comment about the ass. If I were in your situation, I'd be able...
  8. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    Scratch that, way more than 11. 11 was just the first page. I scrolled down through like 3 more pages before I gave up.
  9. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    I mean, it's an idiotic thing to argue about. Hotels.com - hotels in Downtown Houston, Texas, United States of America Don't know if that link will work right, but at this moment, I see 11 hotels available if you check in friday and check out monday. Half of them I can tell from the...
  10. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Oh shit, is he going to be available for the bengal's playoff game?
  11. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    With reading comprehension like that that, it's no wonder you can't appreciate a subtle classic such as Rogue 1. I would tell you to enjoy hating everything that is good in the world, but I'm pretty sure your goal is to enjoy nothing ever.
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    Passengers (2016)

    At the end, I was waiting for the other pods to eject and for a bunch of inbred babies to step off the ship because of what I read in this thread. I guess yall were talking about the book or something and I missed that. Why the fuck didn't he jam his heat shield into the outer airlock...
  13. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    You are objectively and provably wrong. 1. Character Development: Now, did you mean character arc, or backstory? A: A character arc is the transformation or inner journey[1] of a character over the course of a story. - There are more than 1 character arcs. Jyn goes from a thief to...
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dirk, I had no idea you were such a bitch when destroyed by words on a screen. You always struck me as the type who would own up to it. Maybe in a few days. How long do your periods usually last?
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    Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

    I'm watching it, but I'm only like 3 episodes in. Enjoying it so far. I agree leah is mostly terrible, but at least she looks good (when she's not pulling a face) and I actually think that raspy voice is sexy.
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    Assassin's Creed (2016)

    Saw the movie this weekend. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't great. I almost fell asleep during his last trip into the animus. I'll give the movie props for one thing though, without ever playing any version of the game even once, I was able to follow what was going on and why people were...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I agree with the others that your premise is stupid, but even if it were a standalone movie, it's still good Sci-Fi. Not as good as it actually is, and it would suffer a lot from the apparent pilfering of concepts from Star wars, but it would still be good. Are you not a fan of Sci-Fi...
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I bet you wish you weren't so stupidly opposed to anal sex now, huh? Fuck you. Soon as I read this I knew I was going to eventually try it. It's only a matter of time now.
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Great comeback. Good thing for you there's no way for anyone to go back and check your story out. O wait, there is. First 2 posts, nothing but complaints about the sound. You didn't say anything about the visuals until I called you out for not even knowing what was upsetting you. Just...
  20. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Yeah, like I said, @Convo is really exercising some restraint. It's commendable.
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    This is the regular season thread. it's time to start the playoff shit talking thread.
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I covered all that but I will say it again. Don't believe it because you bitched about the sound, not the sight. You probably don't even realize that your mouth doesn't have to be open to be a noisy chewer. My wife does (or did before the vinegar squirts which I totally just made up because...
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Funny you say that, because in actuality, it is you who has decided to make everyone around you enjoy their food less by bitching about it. They were all having a good time not thinking about chewing noises until you popped off. You should have skipped to step 2 and started eating alone...
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    Doctor Who

    BTW, the bald dude needs to be the new companion. He's perfect. It was killing me trying to remember who he was and where we'd seen him before he mentioned hydrax. I'm still not sure where the Dr is supposed to have met him (because I was asking the same questions in the hydrax espisode), but...
  25. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    Is that $1200 a piece, or $1200 for 4 tickets? What kinda seats did you get for $1800 and $1200? Were they decent, or were those the cheapie seats? Also, how do you find the reputable source?
  26. Hoss

    jaden smith's girlfriend

    Did you register just to correct the record on the smith's and scientology?
  27. Hoss

    Confession Thread

    I'm not sure I have any confessions I haven't already posted. But here's one I might not have. I lost my virginity to a hooker at age 26. While i was pumping her, I told her she was my first. She got a horribly sad expression on her face that I will never forget, and asked why I told her...
  28. Hoss

    The My Mother is poor and dying thread

    @BigDirty , we went through something similar with my grandmother. We easily found both a nursing home and a hospice place who would take care of her for her social security check. Once we realized we couldn't care for her ourselves, it was almost no more money out of our pockets.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    @Convo is keeping it classy, not coming in here and rattling the cages of cowboy fans.
  30. Hoss

    Confession Thread

    That you know what a baby goat sounds like when being fucked should have been a separate line item.
  31. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Have we seen him since the move?
  32. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    Who are you talking about? Someone in the Christmas episode, or the girl we saw in the previews? That's really a tranny? I will say the same thing I said the last time they were looking for a doctor. Richard Ayoade. He's black and every role I've seen him in made him look like a great...
  33. Hoss

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    That's perfectly normal. Companies can't give holiday pay on whatever day you decide to observe the holiday. They pick a day and everyone has to roll with it. It sucks, but the only thing you can do it learn and tell them no next year.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    That's all I heard when his name was called. They had another player name that was fucking killing me, but damned if I can remember it.
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    Houston, moving there.

    @Uber Uberest Hey man, where do you get your SB tickets, and what's it like going to one? Compare it to a regular game, if there is a comparison. I normally prefer watching games on TV (by a long shot) but attending a SB is kind of on my bucket list. Being in an area I'm familiar with, and...
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    You say that was an example of stupid, but the real stupid one was krennic when he ordered him to fall for the distraction.
  37. Hoss

    Will the Queen Die before 2017?

    NM, I guess that's the 1000 year option. I never read the last options in a poll because it's usually tomatoes
  38. Hoss

    Will the Queen Die before 2017?

    Which option do I pick if I think she'll see 2018?
  39. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

  40. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    You got no chance of a hotel, send your tickets to me, because I know people I can stay with. How much ya want? If you're right that shit's not booked up yet, stay in the nicest downtown hotel you can find. As long as the hotel is nice, you're not nearly as likely to get raped and robbed in...