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  1. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    Fuck that, bet on 00 OK if it has to be a color, at least make it green.
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So I looked up jimbob cooter cause his name is awesome, and I saw this story. http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2016/12/29/zach-zenner-detroit-lions/95970322/ "I don’t think you can play a guy 70 snaps at running back," Cooter said. "So we were going to mix and match guys, guys...
  3. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    i was going to say sure, anybody but a parent could get charged rent. When my grandmother moved in with my parents, they sort of charged her rent. In that case, it was just that she handed over most of her SS check and my parents covered all of her insurance and prescriptions. But in your...
  4. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Speaking of failing to grasp simple concepts ... I like how you fail to grasp that you schtick has worn thin and no one cares what you say.
  5. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Somebody take one of those celebrity death pictures and add gravy and woolygimp. Gravy did die in january, right? Or was it late december?
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Saw this yesterday and I wondered if 2016 would squeeze in a queen to complete the set. I was thinking rue paul, or justin beber, or hell maybe elizabeth ... ole girl can't have much longer to go. Then Carrie's mom died, and I guess the mother of a princess could be called a queen.
  7. Hoss

    I am now officially accepting Christmas presents

    I doubt mist could even fake sexual messages. So change step 2 to, find sexual messages boss has sent to attractive employees, copy/paste and send them to yourself. Also, find some child porn to forward from his email address in case he tries to fight the sexual harassment.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I don't know shit about movie contracts, but I'd be more than a little surprised if the contracts didn't include permission to use their likeness after their death just to be sure the family didn't pull some bullshit. Since she signed a 3 movie deal, I would think it would extend to the...
  9. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    They can put leia in a vader suit after kylo nearly kills her.
  10. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    How did you know I was a Disney exec? That's supposed to be secret!
  11. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Shit, I forgot we had a plain ole dislike button.
  12. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    What's the standard practice for last names when gays get married?
  13. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    As far as we know. Some people (including an amod) had personal info on him and verified it through facebook and a local newspaper report. But I don't think any of that was ever posted to respect the privacy of his family. The best guess is that he offed himself because of how the obit was...
  14. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I say they should retire her in ep8 so she can still be in books set after this trilogy.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    I guess I filled in the gaps, because I thought the 3 reasons they needed the dish were 1. It was the closest place. I'm not sure if you were implying they use the ship, but that wasn't an option, what with the battle and the archive vault being all locked up. 2. Power to punch through the...
  16. Hoss

    RIP Carrie Fisher

    If you expand it to the main 4, I actually figured chewie would be the first to die. If you expand it to the main 6, then r2d2 was the first.
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good thought, and tell her the signs are to spank her with. Oh and putting a baby in her is the ultimate goal, I think. At least, it's the only way to deprogram the SJW crap.
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Oh shit, my grieving plans just went out the window. My wife wants to grieve too, and she'll be wearing side buns when I get home. I wish I could dress like Luke Skywalker. Best I can manage is probably obi-wan.
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    He's calling you out for pretending that we're not talking about the thing that we're clearly talking about.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What kinda stuff? Tell her you stole the shit Buy a can of spray paint and deface it and tell her you're a street artist like banksy but you don't believe in vandalism. Keep her tied up all weekend. Literally. And take pictures.
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    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    lol this is a money grab? Ya think? Why the fuck do people think these great movies get made? You want moves that aren't blatant cash grabs, have fun watching nothing but shitty indie films, and realize that those would be cash grabs too if the indie film-makers were good.
  22. Hoss

    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

    Finally finished watching the series. All in all, it was damned good. I liked how the ending was going and thought it looked like Season 2 had promise. Then the real ending happened and it looks like a bucket of suck coming for next season. I can't decide who my favorite characters were...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    That would make me laugh so hard. I know too many texan's fans who have done nothing but trash tony romo. If he was traded there, they would eventually turn on him again, but the short time when they were all aboard the romo hype train would be so so so sweet.
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    now it sounds like you're describing carrie. Anyway, with the large amounts of cocaine, I'm not even talking about secret sex tapes. She was probably into it at the time.
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    Yeah, as much coke as she did, I'm 100% positive there are plenty of good photos and movies of her out there. It's just a question of how many have been leaked.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    it's been a running joke forever that the song was a bit rapey. It's just in the past couple of years that idiots have been taking that joke seriously. That actually sums up a pretty decent sized segment of the population these days. They take jokes too seriously.
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    We all grieve in our own way. I plan to grieve by jerking off to her tonight. Did she ever have any nudes leak? If not, I can work with the picture above.
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I saw the cowboys suddenly start stuffing the run in the second half. That put them into long yardage must pass situations. Then they got behind and even first downs became passing downs. That happens all the time in the NFL. The key is to get them behind the 8-ball ASAP.
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I think that was actually due to halftime adjustments that the cowboys made. If you watched the postgame analysis, they talked about how in the second half the cowboys went to a 3 man line and started giving looks that stafford never figured out.
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I have not seen Tony's comemrcial, but that sounds awesome. Someone, please, meme it so.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    I started a new tradition this year of watching the Star Wars Christmas Special. It was fucking glorious. I was drunk and fell asleep about halfway through. I guess I will find out what happened next year.
  32. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Yeah, I'm getting old and love captions too. Especially when we watch British shows wehre they mangle the president's english.
  33. Hoss

    The Official Netmas Thread: 2016 Election Edition

    BTW trollface, if you want pozloads, post pics of your sister.
  34. Hoss

    The Official Netmas Thread: 2016 Election Edition

    According to adam ruins everything, the oldest christmas traditions are all about debauchery and violence. In this thread we keep those traditions alive.
  35. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    I just wanted to make sure you weren't mistaking zaara for a man. She's the only one I noticed railing against it, and she is one of our few known female posters.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Pretty sure incest babies between leia and luke violate all kinds of rules.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    I didn't realize they were still 2 years back. I thought they were on hiatus to synch up with something in R1.
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    Anyone got screen caps of the easter eggs yet?
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    My thinking is that if daisy riddley thought it was glaringly obvious, it means first impressions are probably right, even if there are flaws with them. The stuff my feeling was based on could also be explained by Han and Leia just knowing her parents.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    No. Not even if it was the cowboy's only shot at making the playoffs. Rooting for a team to lose is different from rooting for their opponent to win, but I wasn't doing either of those last night. Fuck the eagles.