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Chick flicks are safe money, is all. They are cheap to make and almost always make their money back, thanks to a bunch of stupid women and friend zoned future pole smokers who flock to this shit. Action, Sci-Fi, and Comedy movies are a bigger risk and fail often with more spectacular fallout...

They should just rename this to the Fault in Our Erectile Dysfunction. Just listening to some of the Harpies I work with talk about it and seeing the previews, it sounds like a Lifetime Original Movie written by Aanima for wide screen release. Not to channel Keg or anything, but I actually...

Unfortunately, the tats are what probably reduced the odds of them being cornholed or shanked while they were in the joint, so catch 22.

That might have made the movie better.

Naw, skinny dude has the creepy vibe down to a science. Seth just needs to work on his acting when there is not dialog being delivered. The banter he had with most of the cast was pretty good. When it was just him reacting to shit without comment, he looked stiff. The scene where he is...

Quineloe, as a fellow German (I am 3 generation removed on both sides), you should appreciate the need to prune genetic aberrations from the gene pool as much as I do. When kids are this defective, they should be removed from society. Arguably, their parents should be taken to task for this as...

People rationalize all sorts of shit to themselves when they think invisible space pope makes them right. But we already have a thread for that side tangent. On topic, it would appear that Brad has stopped being high on pills and is opting to be high on Jeebus instead. You seriously cannot...

The irony is that JMS originally planned on killing those guys off after season one and having that female Narn and Viir take over those roles, but the two characters were by far the most popular aspect of the show so he decided to run with it. The fact that those guys were the best actors on...

The shots were all done pretty much with outdoor lighting. I think he was trying to have the movie look like a traditional western. So, no fucked up hillbilly teeth in it but no shining reflections of artificially whitened ones either.

I would still munch box like a madman, working dick or no. And my sex drive is fairly subdued. And I am pretty happily married, but I had some really shitty past relationships on the road to where I am now. And Old Bass, pull the ripcord and get the fuck out of there. Like now. Move out...

The scenes where he got to play off of NPH and Theron he nailed. The ones with his pal and Sarah Silverman, not so much.

Pretty much this. I said it already, but these twats are a genetic dead end. They need to be removed from society permanently for no other reason than to prevent further damage to society as a whole.

What is the surprise? Two stupid redneck cunts do something like this, it follows that humanity would be better off without them. This community is nothing if not practical.

Law is not what is being argued here. We know what is going to happen. Two white girls? Yeah they will be in juvi for a while then their parents will get them released faster than you can say "affluenza" and become a waste of society. What I am saying here is that the world would be a better...

Beginning was slow, but it ended strong. So reverse of ted,. Wife liked it more than Ted, I liked it about the same maybe slightly less. Mustache song owned.

May as well fucking hang them so that they don't reproduce a hoard of redneck spawn when the system inevitably spits them out. Genetic dead end, as far as I am concerned.

Yeah this is probably a symptom of how dumbed down education in Wisconsin has gotten in the last decade. Thank you Scott Walker for dismantling one of the better educational systems in the country and replacing it with Jesus! I am not surprised this shit happened in Waukesha. Milwaukee is the...

People slammed the shit out of Ted when it debuted, as well, though it did not have Jolie's cancerous mamaries to compete with. Despite all the hipster hate he gets, McFarland has been consistently entertaining in what he has done over his career, so I will give this a shot, regardless...

MY wife wants to see this. I am not looking forward to going to this movie, but Jolie might make this watchable as she has a way of being good in shitty movies (Salt, Wanted, ect).

B5 basically had a similar issue as DS9, in that the supporting actors were better than the main characters, though much more pronounced. Londo, Jakar, and Garabaldi (and later Bester) were worlds better than any of the primary characters and any episodes involving them were so superior to the...

Jesus Keg, isn't there some hairy armpit married middle eastern girl you could be banging? I mean, instead of coming to a nerd board and trolling people for being nerds.....

How about take an active interest in what he is fucking up to and stop raining Benjamin's on him constantly? Maybe if someone had been slapping this little shit around when he spouted off antisocial anime faggotry he might have had a chance to turn out a little more normal.

Ron Moore had his hands all over the series from Season 3 onward. Seriously, compare S3-7 of DS9 to the new BSG series, then compare S1-2 to all of the other trek work Behr was attached to. Behr spent all of his time emulating Roddenberry, but he did contribute a lot to character writing (he...

Pretty much agree with Fight on this. As a Godzilla movie, it was the best one in the last decade or so. It was certainly better than Pacific Rim Job, but having an actor with real teeth in the main role would have helped it a lot. At least they avoided the campiness of the last attempt.

It is also important to remember that Ron Moore is the guy behind the bulk of the DS9 writing, the same guy who made the reimaged BSG series. Roddenberry's health declining around season two and the series vast improvement are not coincidences. Basically, when Moore got to do more long term...

Enterprise suffered from having too much time travel. When they got away from that, it had a nice gritty TOS feel to it. Of course, the two part evil universe episode was arguably the best episode of the entire series. Voyager was mostly unwatchable for the first three seasons, minus a...

She was a shitty companion with a good backstory. Rory was more interesting than she was. Modern era, Donna Noble and Jack Harkness were head and shoulders the best companions.

This kind of underscores my point. Man Crazy is going hobo and avoiding all human contact. When women get the extra strength crazy, they want to spread that shit around to as many other people as possible.

Ten years ago, I was giving up EQ, moving to Cali, and shacking up with the woman who would become my wife. These days, I have traded MMOs for Warhammer and other more social nerd pursuits. I am fatter, but more active. I am lazier, but more ambitious. I am more jaded, but less cynical, if...

Show me a man around here who would email bomb a chick the way Onoes got spammed (other than Aanima who barely qualifies as a man) and I will concede the point.

Edit- Am and have been with Khaine on this point the whole way. Plus, the only way someone in Onoes mindset is going to learn is either total browbeating or a complete disaster happening. It would be a lot better for him that he learn this shit from a friend than having McSlutty the crazy...

Women say all sorts of shit to everyone, including themselves, to justify all manner of cunitsh behavior. This thread is full of testimonials to that fact. If a woman is complaining to you about the fidelity of her husband, while she is filled to the eyeballs with your jizz and talking to him...

If you go looking for flaws, you are certain to find some. My advice at a glance is to stop worrying about this sort of shit and just enjoy what you have going on. She moved to be where you are and does seem to be both self sufficient and not dependent, so I see no reason to sabotage things if...

Said it before, but my wife would be my best friend if she wasn't my wife. We share nearly all of our hobbies and interests, rarely spending time apart. That and she has a functional level of crazy and a really good sense of humor. Considering the trail of crazy I left behind me, I am...

I pretty much agree with everything Khane has stated. Doing something because you believe you can get away with it is sociopathic.

Assuming Onoes is on the level, I lost a lot of respect for him. Knowing your wife was most likely fucking around on you (you caught her via the phone shit) if not sucking other dudes dicks behind your back while you were still married, why would you participate in that sort of shit at another...

The obvious question is why are you bothering to talk to that nutty bitch when you aren't even banging her? Never Engage the Crazy. Literally nothing good will ever come of it. Aside from other people getting entertainment at your expense, of course. All it would take is for this crazy chick...

Keg is in pure troll mode, which means whatever smelly hunk of mid east gash he has been hatefucking has dried up and he is bored enough to pull this shit again. I can forgive a lot of bullshit, but three things I will not forgive: 1) Nuking the entire history of the old boards- I don't...

I hope he takes the good advice in this thread, but history suggests otherwise. The first time he even replies with "ok" to one of her psychograms he may as well just stick his dick in her and get it over with.

TNG Worf was the punching bag that alien enemy of the week got to beat up to demonstrate how uber they were. DS9 Worf was arguably the most accomplished hand to hand combatant in the entire Klingon Empire. Drago might be a badass, but his sole accomplishments were beating the fuck out of...