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Rule number one is Don't Stick Your Dick in the Crazy. Rule number two is Don't Engage the Crazy. Hopefully these experiences have driven this home. Of course if you crack under the pressure and the smelly gash proves to be too much for you, I look forward to future updates.

Both BK weapons are really good when you first get them, particularly the halberd on any sort of caster build. Heide and Fire are decent for a caster up until those become available. Really, though, any weapon with movesets you are comfortable is workable for at least the first half of the...

Vendrick is retardedly easy once you know to keep to the rear left of him. His hitboxes are odd and some swings that look like they should hit you don't and the same in reverse. If the soul you are missing is the one from the Ancient Dragon, there is a major weakness in his AI that would led a...

Not always. I completely missed Luna until after I had cleared everything on my first run.

Bell towers are very fuzy since you can hit them at radically different levels depending on how you progressed through the game. I know the Fire area Bell tower I hit a lot sooner my first run, due to my mage just motoring through that area. Gargs I did way late on both playthroughs, due to...

The only indicator is the massive health drop. I was dicking around with a katana in coop and fending off invaders and never got any indication.

That last one is like an encapsulation of all Fedor pics ever posted.

Like any Los Angeles team, the SoCal people will root for whoever happens to be winning at that time. They should sell reversible jerseys out here. Its a major reason there is no NFL team here, because that requires a level of fan loyalty this region is not capable of.

Chime of Want is pretty awesome, but of course it comes from the last boss.

Spears are good for defensive one on one boss fights, but not much else this game. The reach was amazingly useful on Smelter and for drilling shit in narrow corridors. The Halberd is a much better weapon of similar moves. The BKH, in particular, is a very good option for modest stat...

My wife digs the beard and sucks a mean dick, but honestly with my tiny schlong its not a major challenge. She just hates the prickly stage because it gives her rug burn when I go carpet munching.

Except you caught her texting some other dude that we all know she was most likely railing on the side well before you were on the way to divorcing her. You need to sever all contact that does not directly involve the well being of your kids. Her engaging you emotionally and still lying about...

Pretty much everyone was saying it. Complete cutoff generally means she is getting her hole plugged by someone else. The fact that she is currently shacking up with a married cop is just so white trash clich? that I feel even worse for Onoes. Dude needs to cut all unnecessary contact with the...

Seriously, deleting the Shaw means all of that retardation is going to spill over into the real forums.

What you are forgetting is we are talking about an addict here. Dude happened to be holding an empty bottle when lightning struck once and it went to his head. (credit where it is due, Brad did make the big push for 3d graphics at a time when it was more niche) He starts believing his own...

Was Downfall a German movie? Can't recall, but I thought it was. Das Boat was German made and excellent, so they do exist.

This. Bonus points, when the baby crawls out it is half black.

Wife and I share all the same hobbies for the most part, Warhammer, Board Games, Video Games, Sci-fi, and so on. We play tons of coop games together as part of our "couple time". Really the only hobby I had to drop for her was when we both gave up MMOs because of the time suckage involved in...

Any idiot that uses an important password on a social website of this nature gets what they deserve. Social Darwinism at work.

Yeah, in this game, Dex build really means "enough dex to slot this weapon". Building around STR, INT, and Faith are the better paths for weapon use.

Covetous golden serpent ring and Jester hat ups the drop rate on those to ridiculous levels.

This is just Larson fueled by butthurt over the reboot trying to do things his way. The original series was basically Mormon parable, verbatim. John Colicos (Baltar), Count Iblis, and the theme music are the only parts of the original that stand up to the test of time. The comic books that...

There are some interesting thing they can do, just by virtue of not having to swap to catalysts to get your nukes in. Mastering dual wield in this game is the toughest way to play (my next project) because you have to get good at parry in a game with a much narrower window. I am told Agility...

BKGS and BKHB both scale A when upgraded on Int and have modest STR and DEX requirements, while still being among the best weapons in the game. Watcher GS is even better for a strictly Int caster and requires less in the way of stats to wield. You cannot expect to have all of that magic and...

All good changes, really, though they should probably find a way to make adaptability below 40 useful. Poise is a bit wonky in NG+, but perhaps the hammer nerfs will solve that issue. Sad to see Sorcery and Pyro get nerfed so hard for PvP reasons when its PvE use was already suspect. MLGS...

I am in if needed, but am fine taking a season off since my summer is packed. You guys all have my contact information, so let me know whatever you decide. If we do take a break, I will just ice my teams until we pick it back up.

You have to know about the back door that opens with max covenant status with the chaos mother guild and escort him safely through that part. The back door access to that area also makes that whole zone a lot easier, but it means a big humanity farm to do it.

I think I mainly used terrain staffing (as Dab described) and a spear type weapon against him. If you have a lot of poise and stamina, you can literally beat him down purely by blocking and counter attacking with a longer spear or halberd. Honestly, he was not that hard compared to some of the...

I guess we know how Sam Da Man is spending his free time...

I tried, but that lizardmen team is pretty well developed and I was down two key guys. Plus its not like Funk makes mistakes, ever. Good trouncing sir.

Actually most invaders soul vessel into optimized builds and farm people in the water zones, in my experience. I walk around full human most of the time, so despite no sin on my game I get invaded a shit ton. Usually, it comes down to if you have PvP stuff on you and can slot it before they...

Plus a_skeleton_03 has a bunch of sock puppet accounts, befitting his cowardly nature. Even if you were to ban him, he would be around under another alias. He is sort of like Herpes that way.

I run across a fair amount in coop. Wearing full chaos armor is kind of a dead giveaway on NG.....

Yeah Dragon Shrine and Arie were awesome. I really liked the Warf too. The only area I didn't care for was the water shrine area, but the cheap ass casters are trivial when you farm them from the opposite direction's bonfires. I agree that the bosses were a touch on the easy side compared to...

Wife and I caught it last weekend. Loved it. It really is a comedy from another era, though, like most of this guys movies. Fiennes knocked it out of the park in this one.

Might simply be a busted mechanic, really. And yeah you can play offline, like Lenas, but good fucking luck clearing some of the NG+ fights as certain builds solo. Plus its a lot of fun (and good souls) to coop clear zones with other people. The one major cheat issue is megamule right now...

Killing the client puts you on the naughty list which shuts down any assistance or red messages in the game, so for the bulk of the players not really an option. Disconnecting as an invader carries no penalty.

My understanding is that the Way of the Blue thing is more or less not working right now. And, even if it was, it requires both parties to wear their respective rings which serve absolutely no other function (unlike, say the Sun or Umbral Rings). Most people I run into cooping are (like me)...

It also does not help that you can start buying unlimited urns right after the primal fires are lit, but repel (and indeed most of the PvP related hexes) don't turn up until much later. You can buy a knuckle ring around the time the Urns become available, but they were not even that helpful...

Roger that. You have all my contact information. I will make an honest effort to win, but it doesn't look good.