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  1. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    What types of movies are those? Is it a specific genre?
  2. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Sweet, that means my 40 lb box of rape is worth almost $160.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Is that really what he said? Flying Spaghetti Monster dammit, that is literally 10x worse than what manzel did. If the pats* have any integrity, they will bench him this week.
  4. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What hotels don't have wifi today? Maybe he's living under a bridge now.
  5. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    I was joking. Though, like others have said, he's definitely in the movie, and its certainly possible he was in the trailer and just really tiny.
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not unless brady and montana won a couple superbowls under different names. Cuz wiki says they each only have 4. But hey, brady has montana beat in super bowl losses.
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    You should post some pictures of your wife's friends in the who's that girl thread and let royal find a porn star that looks just like them. Cross that line soy.
  8. Hoss

    Fantastic Four

    fan 4 stick. I hadn't heard anyone say it like that
  9. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    He was there in the trailer, he was just really really tiny.
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm so sorry for your loss.
  11. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    No man, I already said his story won. You can't take that away from me. I mean, for fuck's sake, he watches TV! How can me having ex con friends possibly compete with that?
  12. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I've had dry heaves, but no dust. I've had blood too, but it was coming from the underside of my dick where I rubbed it raw. This is not a 'getting old' issue though, it's more of a 'young and so horny I had the shakes' issue. So it probably doesn't apply.
  13. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    OK buddy. Your anecdotal tale trumps the reports I've heard specifically about this from 3 different people who spent time in the penn.
  14. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    In this age of self identifying, there's no reason for anyone to not enjoy "white privilege". If they don't it's basically self flagellation. I recently started calling myself white. I expect to be called into my boss's office soon and either get a raise, or get fired since I no longer...
  15. Hoss

    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    That was at the beginning. So the trailer had you for 0 seconds? I thought that was million ways to die in the west. Though, lets be honest here, the indians will probably get butthurt over this one too. They pretty much get butthurt over stuff and run casinos these days.
  16. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I know I have empire on betamax. Interested?
  17. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    My wife thought lash might have just told them during his interrogation. I guess that's possible, but it seems too compressed. BTW, I don't remember if I've said it here, but I'm leaning towards astronaut dude being the inhuman in some way. It's possible he doesn't realize it, but there's...
  18. Hoss

    Arrow

    I don't see how it makes the fights more real. Sure, in real life our heads would be bobbing around like that. But our brains are able to filter and smooth that out to give us a steady image when it's our own heads moving. We can't do that with a picture.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    No, the secret power is the inhuman on the other side that they're trying to bring back. How did he know shield brought gemma back, anyway? Was that something rosalin knew?
  20. Hoss

    The Flash

    Not to mention that with the way everyone constantly hollers BARRY while he's running around as flash, eventually she'll just fucking hear it even if she never susses it out for herself.
  21. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    I don't think I've seen lockup, so I can't comment on that. People are probably targeted all over for any and every reason in prison. You wanna whoop someone, you come up with whatever reason you like. It happens, it's just not as consistent as we like to pretend. Not everybody in prison is...
  22. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    I like to take the new boyfriends out to the back 40 and have them dig a hole. 6 ft long.
  23. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Jait doesn't realize that people is plural.
  24. Hoss

    suck hitlers dick or go down on hillary clinton

    I've already murdered so many knuckle babies to hillary. It's not even a question. I wonder if I could get her and martha stewart into a 3 way.
  25. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    The only people I've ever known who went to prison told me that no one really gives a shit about child molesters. It's just something we like to tell ourselves. One of those people was actually in prison for videoing under aged girls in the shower and fucking his step daughter. Though to be...
  26. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Seeing as how the cowboys have been signing all the castoff seahawk running backs, this makes me happy. Hoping that sometime soon rawls or a healthy lynch comes available. Oh and in case this hasn't been posted yet.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Where is the cowboy offensive line that was supposed to be so great? Also I think lynch said 'home cookin' more in that broadcast than any other announcer I've ever heard. Couldn't even tell if he was joking on all of them. He called the rain home cookin.
  28. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    FYI, I just rewatched episode 1, and that's not what happened. The reaction to their transport being destroyed was to pull out lightsabers. When they smelled the poison gas they put the sabers away and held their breath. Sabers were re-deployed after the droids opened the door to 'destroy...
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    As I said already, no this is the wort part of being a Cowboy fan right now. Cuz no romo and cuz division sucks, we can't go into the 'rebuilding mode' excuse. We still have fucking hope!
  30. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I think jooka thinks charlie is J49's real name.
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I obviously don't know how to read twitter. All i saw romo say was an emoticon. What was idiotic about that?
  32. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Gravy, are you reading the comments subforum? People want to do something to honor/memorialize you. Do you have any ideas for what you'd like to see? Cuz, right now you could probably make any crazy request and have a good chance of it being granted. Even if it means work for amod.
  33. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Not sure why, but I thought it was funny earlier today when i heard about how 0 was poppin off about people popping off. Feels like an xibit meme. Yo dawg, I heard you like poppin off. So Imma let you pop off bout the prez poppin off about people poppin off.
  34. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Maybe if he gave it to sheen. Be on the lookout for a sheen story where he shared some whores with machine gun johnny.
  35. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Need a pic of the parking job. What you're describing doesn't make sense.
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    You know what I learned just now? The search function in firefox will not search inside of unexpanded spoiler tags. That's why i couldn't find it.
  37. Hoss

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    He has had no surgery. There is no difference between a man who wants to be a woman and what he is. As soon as he said it, that was it in the eyes of SJWs. He was identifying as a woman.
  38. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    You don't know what you're talking about. That one time I made a bad post, I was shamed for it and I stopped.
  39. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    My company just started engaging in parking shaming. I doubt it will keep up, but I'm going to pretend it's official policy now. Earlier today we got a company-wide email saying basically, we know parking is tight, we're building more parking lot, but everyone needs to park right. Then it had...
  40. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not a first down. Funny how they got 2 generous spots in a row. I don't get why the call was upheld. it looked pretty obvious to me he was at least a foot short.