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  1. Hoss

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    He killed that woman after he became caitlin. At the time, the joke was that he'd been a woman for a week and was already a demonstrably worse driver.
  2. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    You'll be missed bro. If i had a facebook, I could probably save you by getting everyone to send you prayers. Damn me and my luddite ways. Oh yeah, and when death comes for you, do not embrace him with open arms. Punch him repeatedly in the throat as he drags you away. Be sure to...
  3. Hoss

    South Park

    I look forward to PC Principal saying what happened in france doesn't matter because we have REAL problems with whoever's feelings are hurt this week.
  4. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    This film is not yet rated?
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I swear I thought I read about this here already, but I can't find it. Does anyone else think that's thrawn at the end of aftermath? Do we have anything from disney confirming or denying that? If it's not, it seems like a thrawn-inspired character and would be disney purposely shitting all...
  6. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Hopefully one day Disney will re-master ROTJ and replace the ewoks with wookies.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Flying spaghetti monster on cracker, dude. Are you fucking retarded? Any number of possibilities. She could have found a fake one or even a positive one in a trash can somewhere and just decided to be opportunistic. She might have had her own fake one from 3 years ago because she was that...
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Damn, pats* fans gettin rustled up in here. I worry about your health anonymous faggot. You should crush up some of your blood pressure medicine and sprinkle it on the next cock you eat.
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not sure if you're talking to me. If so, LOL cause we're talking about past failures if anything. But really, we're talking about the NFL being better to watch in the 80's before it turned into the No Fun League.
  10. Hoss

    First World Problems

    LOL @ thinking France is a first world nation. That's second world problems, bro.
  11. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    I already mentioned that fake tests are available today. Hell, some girls even sell the actual positive tests on ebay.
  12. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I figured Coulson was just trying to seduce her to get that bat. Was anyone else expecting something to happen over gemma's shoulder in those videos he was watching? The framing was obviously done to show that mountain. I kept expecting to see the destroyer, or some kind of clue back there...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Well that's what i woulda thought, but you have some irrational hatred for the 80's NFL that I'm just trying to figure out. BTW, being 10 is no excuse, I remember what a joke the pats were even when I was 10. Didn't even realize they played football until 85, when the entire nation laughed...
  14. Hoss

    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    To be honest, I don't understand how netflix makes money on this stuff anyway.
  15. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Oh shit. I can't believe I forgot that.
  16. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    He never used it again after that.
  17. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Just realized today I can appreciate a nice looking chick and have no desire to fuck her. Might be because I was well fucked last night, but when I thought back on it, I realized that I'd been seeing that girl for a month and hadn't once imagined slipping her the bone. Then I saw another...
  18. Hoss

    Ip Man 3 - Ft. Mike Tyson

    I've never even heard of "IP Man". WTF does IP mean in this case?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    And? What was so bad about the 80's with McMahon wearing crazy shit on the sidelines? (I don't even remember Dion wearing anything out of the ordinary, so I'm guessing JM was a worse offender). I'd rather see them crack down on the long hair covering the number than worry about shit like...
  20. Hoss

    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    This looks like it'll be pretty good. Did yall like million ways to die in the west? How about the Apple Dumpling Gang movies? Probably going to be about the same. I'm going to buy extra tickets to make up for the ones who won't give it a chance because it's got sandler in it.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Yes, although I don't think I was able to read it I assume it was positive. But my 2 thoughts are that there are plenty of fake positive tests out there, and second, what's the shelf life on an EPT? Maybe it showed up + because it's gone bad. Quick google search shows that those tests...
  22. Hoss

    The Last Man on Earth

    Who else thinks she's either lying or just wrong about being preggers?
  23. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    flourinated tapwater is a gateway to drinking pozloads.
  24. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    In Aftermath (which is canon for the disney era) a Darth Vader cult is forming right after the battle of endor. Not a cult of force users necessarily (though it might have been started by inquisitors), just people who saw vader as a god and worship him and stuff. So whatever he thinks he knows...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What pay it forward chains do you come across? I'm familiar with the idea and the movie, but I've never seen anything I'd consider a PIF chain. Do you just look like such a loser that people want to dothings for you?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Calb, you should answer some questions in the ask a gay man thread.
  27. Hoss

    Heroes Reborn

    Angela's husband stole powers? I don't remember him, who was he? Did he give them back? We don't know who got to bone the cheerleader, do we?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Who is that in the middle? Cancer guy?
  29. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    You mean stay faithful to capri. I wonder if capri knows J49 still fucked his wife.
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bro if you're going to give up hope, you need to change that badass avatar. Use one of these.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I don't know that either of those is big. I mean, did you not realize they were doing a new trilogy plus a bunch of stand-alones just as a start? Cause that was the word from pretty much day 1. When I read these 2 comments here about trading hands, I thought they were referring to someone...
  32. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Bringing this in from the shaw because I don't normally read those threads. I thought it was because they just don't believe HIV is what 'they' say it is. I got this impression when I first read about bug chasing 20 years ago. The stories about it were accompanied by tales from the gay...
  33. Hoss

    The Hateful Eight

    Self preservation. One side is doing the killin, the other side is getting killed, and you can choose whichever side you want. Not a tough choice for a faggot coward pussy.
  34. Hoss

    Heroes Reborn

    I figured it was a control issue when he was an infant. Didn't peter accidentally steal some powers before he learned to control it, or did he take powers every time he physically touched an evo? I also can't recall if peter stole the powers or mimicked them, but I'm pretty sure he mimicked...
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It was given in the novelization of the movie too. But I don't recall it being that a jedi had just tried to kill him. I remember it being explained as him generally being sickly because his few remaining organic parts were failing.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I was wondering if they were employing the old trick knee defense. Obviously not with Sean Lee, since he was taken out. But everyone else came right back, didn't they? Worst part of it is that cuz romo out, I can't just accept they suck and start the rebuilding talk. They run the table once...
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So, it's not the length of the password that matters but how you use it?
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You mean the "I have seen those eyes" thing? It's entirely possible she's just talking about the desperate or defiant look and not any sort of family lineage.
  39. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Don't worry. I'm sure costas will set us all straight about it at halftime.
  40. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Start with reading that deadspin article. I don't believe a sane person can read that and not realize the girl was playing him.