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what a pussy. Witten had the same thing and didn't miss a game.

You must have stepped out when obiwan fought grievous and started spinning the lightsabers like buzzsaws. Did anyone know who palpatine was other than people who were into the EU? I purposely wasn't mentioning it to anyone back at the time. If you did know without reading the EU, then how? I...

Watching the titans press conference in a restaurant, and I thought the dude in front was the new coach. That beard didn't look as neatly trimmed on TV. Couldn't see the guy's mouth even when he talked, the goatee just got a little longer and wiggled. I figured that might have been strategic...

I guess you didn't read the story when the dude was watching J + whore, and then told J he was a PI hired by his wife.

My uncles told me a couple of times about smoking weed through a barrel in nam and then sitting around with a guitar making up songs. Until I saw this, I kinda thought they were exaggerating. One claims he wrote a song like that with a bunch of other guys, and when he got back stateside, it...

Don't even know what a vons is, but you're a colossal retard if you don't realize the bakers at grocery stores are professionals. Bingo. Even if you ignore the wal mart bakeries, most cakes made by the pros are wedding cakes with fondet icing because those people prefer ingredients that easy to...

You should tell her that you only keep going back to that girl because you're afraid of getting arrested.

"They're" going to find people won't give up their bacon as easily as they gave up their cigarettes. "They" might even lose credibility and wind up with a lot of people going back to smoking.

How about if, instead of celebrating halloween, you spend the day checking out your second house so you can see how bad the last tenants fucked it up. Is that a sign of being old too?

It makes me sad for you that you seem to think professionally baked cakes are the pinnacle of cakedom. Sure some are good, but the majority are dogshit. Dried out garbage with colored plaster for icing. Find a better analogy. The only things I hated about the prequels were the pod race and...

Johnny, remind me why your wife won't blow you. Did you say religious objections, or just cuz prude? If religious, which religion are we talking about?

Plot twist. Johnny finally agrees to meet keg for lunch, and finds out keg is the wolf.

College posts contact info of 5 officials standing by to tell students if their costumes offensive - The College Fix This is sort of the same idea I had for this thread, only the exact opposite. I sincerely hope the typical costume call to these guys goes something like this: Student...

Bengals fans are immune to all kinds of fancy words.

The lost stars books do not show up in the timeline in the front of aftermath. I wonder what's up with that.

This is from the other thread, but you should try to get some of your rerolled bros in on this action. Wouldn't you rather her be fucking friends than total strangers?

So it's a shared FB account?

I thought giving them money was a surrogate for giving them jobs just because they're gay. Not that I know anything about that going on, it's just the impression I got.

Funny, i thought the same thing. But I guess it's not impossible that her body stopped her cycles because of the extreme stress. Plus, don't forget she did run into one of those sandstorms early on. IT just didn't show up. Why? Just the same, it's no reason why solar panels wouldn't work at...

ha ha you mean people put their real info on facebook? Seriously though, I don't know FB, I'm guessing that was on his public messages and that's why michelle saw it? Quite a cunty move for someone claiming she doesn't want to get ugly.

fucking bullshit man. Half of it doesn't show up for me. I got to the point where the crazy white dude Jarret starts punching himself.

I was thinking about this show this morning in light of the SJW and racism stuff going on in star wars, and I realized they replaced the 2 main black characters from the original series with non blacks. Boomer and Tighe are the only black characters I can remember, and in the reboot Boomer...

Not to sound too hipster, but I liked the original series better because of some of the reasons you pointed out. But I really liked the reboot too. The original series didn't feel like it was forcing in grittiness and drama. It also probably didn't last long enough to start sucking. I think...

c'mon man, Vader was constantly exhausted through the entire original trilogy.

Hey is lost stars a comic book? I notice it's got a writer and an illustrator, that usually means comic book. But it's hard cover, 500+ pages and not published by the usual comic book people as far as I can tell.

I'm probably a third of the way through aftermath. The writing is killing me. He keeps talking in incomplete sentences that make it sound like open mic night at a coffee house. I smell coffee and hear snapping fingers. Shit like "Vader. Palpatine. Dead." WTF motherfucker, what teacher...

If you mean the idea for the clones, no, I wasn't trying to say it was Zahn's idea. Lucas was heavily involved with the EU, especially in the beginning. That's why the canon held together so well for so long. IIRC, Zahn was the only one Lucas would allow to write anything about the time...

The clone groundwork was laid with the Zahn trilogy of books. Thrawn had cloning cylinders, clone troopers, a cloned jedi and even cloned himself. So Lucas had it kinda figured out prior to 91.

So everyone was simply wrong from the beginning? Glad we got that sorted out before everyone made up their minds. To be Honest, I forgot it was a model number too at first. Then I was thinking back to my mudding days when I played one called Kobra. Incidentally, Kobra was a space based mud...

Clones age at twice the rate of a human. So in 10 years, they were 20 year olds ready to fight. In 20 years, they were 40 year olds ready to retire. They would have been 30 real years old at the beginning of ANH, which is 60 in clone years. I'm not sure on when rebels happens, but if caliane...

T1000 was a model number, not a name. There's only 1 vader and tons of T1000s.

Hodj, was it a picture of your kid in a Halloween costume high fiving someone? If that was the one, then I think the photoshop was replacing you with a big fat woman bent over as if the kid was about to slap her on the ass. I could be wrong, I have no idea who even did that shoop. I believe...

Even if he wasn't breaking rules, the texans would be better off getting rid of one of those QBs. The old saying "If you have 2 QBs, you have no QB" kind of applies to them. Speaking of the texans, someone in the office was telling me that Arian foster turned vegan and suddenly started...