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Those people are called cranks. Years ago when their only outlet was writing to newspapers and businesses their letters would be mocked, crumpled up, and thrown away. Now they are suddenly representative of a gigantic and multifaceted group and evidence that everyone in that group needs to...

It has to be on purpose at this point. They just don't want a top notch digital product for any of their licenses. The 4th edition of Dungeons and Dragons was supposed to launch with a digital table and everything necessary to run campaigns online and that never, ever showed up. Someone high up...

Tanoomba, are you submitting articles to Cracked now? 4 Ways Gamers Still Suck at Dealing With Women | Cracked.com You mind not using "we" so much there buddy?

He's got an asymmetrical Abyss after only a couple turns of hanging out. That's a very powerful effect for not much cost. There's just so many playable hastey dudes/effects coming in with him Mantis Rider, Savage Knuckleblade, Butcher of the Horde, Sarkhan, and Temur Ascendency) that he looks...

Just think. On the draw you drop him down turn four and make a bat. Then your opponent plays Sarkol and activates and swings and you block with a bat. Then you make another bat on your turn and Sorin dies. Then you reach for your sideboard.

You've confused the hatred that Reddit developed for him with how he was regarded at release. Take yourself back to those first weeks. Do you remember everyone being complete garbage with him and complaining about his lack of MR/level?

Yasuo was regarded as being awful at release. No MR per level? On a melee champion? DID WE LOSE A WAR!?! It took a couple weeks for people to get him down. Lucian didn't take off right away either. Neither did Zed. Ori launched as a support. How long did it take Lee Sin to be regarded as highly...

I feel like once a revamp gets planned any chance at other changes drops to zero. You could do something with Sion as simple as removing the health cost per auto with Enrage active and it would be a nice little change so he wouldn't be the only champion in the game that loses health from last...

I don't mind that they have a bunch of irons in the fire. What I mind is when they have multiple announcements and dev posts about something and it goes nowhere for years. When a project is far enough along that it's realistic to expect it is actually going to make it to production then start...

Sion bothers me specifically because he's had a rework with a visual upgrade in the works for a year and a half now. It's not just pie in the sky fantasizing. This was a thing that was going to happen.

More precious developer time being devoted to Soraka? Phew! Wouldn't want those Sion or Shaco revamps to get any man hours. Better work Soraka for the seventh or eight time. Maybe get some skill shots in her kit or something. After that maybe we can give Teemo another rework and maybe a visual...

There used to be a store near me around the Coldsnap time period that still used Scrye for prices. They are no longer in business.

There was a spot with Chyna where she had a couple small surgeries done and looked good but she went too far. Also she has had sex with X-Pac. Gah.

Don't be jelly that I can see the future. It is both a blessing and a curse.

Oh, you got legendary? Let me know when you win back to back 128 man daily events, bitch. IN COMPETITIVE PLAY I HAVE A 67% WIN RATE IT'S UNHEARD OF Client integrated tournamentshasto be top priority. It's the next level of epeen expansion. It would also drag in the least pleasant members of...

I blew off a jury duty summons and got a threatening summons a few months later. I went to that one. The people who didn't show up to that one got warrants issued. Your county may vary.

What they need to add are tournaments to their own client in a manner similar to what MTGO has. it needs things like 8 person queue single elimination where you put up some amount of gold (or pay to buy in), daily events, qualifier events, and so on. All of it automated and incorporated right...

What you've done here is confused "it is impossible to rip me off" (which I believe 115%) with "it is impossible to rip people off." It's actually the opposite side of Dunning-Kruger. You are assuming others have your level of expertise, information, and discipline. They don't. People engage in...

I know you want to defend people who trade for value because you do it on the side but he's talking about the human scum that congeals around game stores. They are a totally different animal.

In the last leg of the film Tom Cruise, having no reset ability, is pretty much standard indestructible action guy and it got me thinking that from the gurney onward the Full Metal Bitch has the reset powers again. You see her fight another of the transmitter class 1v1 and I think that the first...

It's just a hand wave to set up the ending they wanted. Don't worry about it.

It's just a lazy change. +1 power, +1 toughness, +3 mana cost. There would have been nothing wrong with making it the more efficient class card version of Cult Master.

You are large enough for your weight to be a serious health issue and are putting yourself at risk for a myriad of diseases. I don't really want to see a post from you a few years down the line about how you got a blood clot in your foot while sitting at the computer chair and it had to be...

Love is a human emotion. NO IT IS A WORD. WHAT MATTERS IS THE CONNECTION THE WORD IMPLIES.

I read that as "The FGC is the embodiment of aids bro, why were you trying to contract it" and laughed a whole bunch. Bug chasers.

Posting a photo of yourself is indeed a bold move but I have to now even more strenuously ask you to not throw punches at people.

Whomp! comic derail.

Cult Master might actually be better? Dark days.

People always be hating on scorpions.

BETA PROVIDER MALES WIVES SETTLED FOR , DEM USED UP WHORES If I try writing something sarcastic without the caps it just comes off as being dark.

Mana cost increases are just so lazy. In the case of a card like Buzzard I'd rather it was just a new card entirely. Make it the crocolisk that draws a card when you play it or something. Having it trigger on beast death is also more interesting than just fiddling with costs.

If in class you pick a seat because it's close to a cute girl and you go on to never say anything and never do you are orbiting. It's a creepy kind of behavior that is easier to stop doing once you have a name for it.

YEAH BUT DEY WON'T YO

Four games?

Rapid fire posting isn't going to move this along any faster. The souffle will either rise or it won't. There isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

That psychopath couldn't get laid with a Porsche and a father that directed part of the Hunger Games. Imagine for a second how repellant he had to be as a human being for that to be the case.

When you get high enough level you can combine away all of the T1s you bought into T2s and then those into a couple random T3s. Given how long you are sub level 20 and their cost you aren't doing anything but hurting yourself if you don't buy some. If they help you win a couple games over the...