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  1. Dr.Retarded

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Can't believe you muthafuckas didn't post this classic yet
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    Alien: Earth

    Trying to figure out what the hell Martin was huffing. Looks like grilled pork chops, dressing, sweet potatoes with stupid marshmallows, and maybe a little bit of broccoli?
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    Alien: Earth

    The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know. They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty...
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    Twelve

    Hell yeah! He's going to punch and kick those demons and evil spirits away! He's like the Korean Jackie Chan, it's hard not to want to watch his movies.
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    Alien: Earth

    Like I said it looks slick and amazing, but I don't trust modern day Hollywood to not turn out a turd. I will watch it going in with the lowest expectations, because if I don't watch it how can I not talk about how crappy it will probably be. Hey if I'm completely and utterly wrong, I'll...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I've tried it multiple times, and I've tried to give it a chance. Like I said my wife likes it for whatever stupid reason, v and typically if we go out to eat we always make certain order different things so we can try each other's dishes. Maybe it's been the restaurants we've been to, but I...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Challenge accepted...😉
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Just eat them separately, there's nothing wrong with that, but I don't want God damn half of fried chicken sitting on my Belgian waffle, goddamn chicken grease and stuff saturating what should be a light and airy. Waffles are best with whipped cream and fresh berries. I will also settle for...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Yeah but do you like a ton of powdered sugar or stupid honey on your fried Chicken? That's typically what they do at this restaurants. Why the hell would I ever want powdered sugar on my goddamn fried Chicken, that's not like I'm eating cornstarch out of the box flavored with whatever. Sweet...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    . See I'm totally fine with something like that but I don't want my goddamn fried Chicken which might be some of the best fried chicken I've ever had on God damn waffle. Let the chicken speak for itself, let the waffle do its own thing, but together it's just magician food. Do you think...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Nope. Waffles and any fried chicken are a no go. I know I said I'm cornbread, stupid chicken and waffles was breaking my brain, but buttermilk biscuits are also acceptable, especially when basted with salted butter. Don't get me wrong I like waffles but I just want waffles and your normal...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Wife was doing her volunteer stuff at the library this morning and brought this home fory collection. It's even signed. Not bad for a couple of bucks.
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    Yeah, typo, meant 2020.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    I think the last marvel movie I watched was the doctor strange two thing and I don't remember what the hell happened. Why did I do it, don't remember. I have no burning desire to watch anything new coming from them, I'm not surprising because I saw most of the other movies in the theater with...
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    Predator: Badlands

    No never going to happen. They already had every opportunity to capitalize in the original AVP comic book line, and they tried to do it with the stupid Paul WS Anderson movie, but I'm pretty confident they'll never have things play out appropriately. Yeah might be possible but come on it's...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    No, Chicken and waffles is a dish designed for magicians and hipster faggots. The last thing I think about when I just want some spicy fried chicken is oh my God I want some stupid sweet waffles with some maple syrup. That's totally gay and doesn't work. If you have proper fried Chicken you...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Man, I really miss In Living Color and your annual Wayans Brothers films from the 90s I hope they're all retired and enjoying fried Chicken and watermelon to their heart's content, and I don't mean that as a bad thing because I love fried Chicken and watermelon. My wife bought one on sale...
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    There's obviously a white, racist plantation owner from the Union running the ship in the background, that's why they're able to actually have a farm, that's the Twilight Zone twist...
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    Predator: Badlands

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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I kind of want to watch it just to see how hilariously bad it's going to be.
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    In all honesty that movie might actually deserve its own thread so we can shit on it properly.
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    The Odyssey (2026)

    Probably the biggest reason I haven't gone to see a film at the theater since 1917. What was that 2000 maybe?
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    Aniara (2018)

    I just got done watching this and it was actually pretty good despite the lesbian stuff and the Scandinavian bullshit. Really made me wonder if the movie had been made in America or some other country how it would have maybe played out differently. Way more nihilistic and dystopian than I...
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    Animale (2024)

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    No Other Choice (2025)

    Hell yeah. I watched the Vengeance trilogy again earlier this year. Haven't seen it in a few but it was all on screaming so I made a week out of it. I know he didn't do I Saw The Devil, but same actor, and rewatched that as well. Good stuff, and I'll definitely be watching this one.
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    Marvel Universe stuff

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    The Predator (2018)

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    The Naked Gun (2025)

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    Keeper (2025)

    I like his films, so this is going on the list.
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    Animale (2024)

    It's a demon ghost bull, look out!
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    The Predator (2018)

    I didn't know anything about the director of let alone had seen a picture of him but now this all makes total sense. I stole never saw the last movie and I probably never will.
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    The Predator (2018)

    So it's like a retarded buddy cop predator movie with a slapstick girl android playing to the white person and the predator is the magician? The there's gotta be a coal burning joke in there somewhere. Jesus, that looks horrible...
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    Harvest (2025)

    Hell yeah, MUBI! Hehe, this looks okay, but fucking MUBI...
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    Bleeding (2024)

    Trailer looks as dark as AVP 2: Requiem.
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    The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum (2027)

    I think Jackson is producing / helping him with it, and I'm sure Weta is involved.
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    The Odyssey (2026)

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    Alien: Earth

    Except that movie wasn't fun, it was a slog. I don't even remember what the hell happened. I'd rather go watch Alien Resurrection than that piece of garbage, and that's saying a lot. I hope the new series is good, but I'm definitely going in with the lowest of low expectations. How many...