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  1. stupidmonkey

    So, I'm dying...

    I am a Panthers fan since I heard they would be a team. With that being said, may the chiefs win it all.
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    RIP Alan Rickman

    What the hell.............................................. ..
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What a pisser.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    Not just the office this time?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So now you are going to have 37 copies strung around you office that you have to pick up?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This one? Amazon.com: The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up: The Japanese Art of Decluttering and Organizing (8601421528498): Marie Kondo: Books
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lots of Brazilian girls do this. I have a friend from there who is in Sweden right now. Not getting paid much at all but loving it because she can travel wherever and get paid more than she ever would at some crummy job in Rio. If she is lucky enough to get a job at all. Yes, they are all...
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    Laptop Computers

    I just got the Pro 4 at work. Have only had it a few days so will report more when I get some hours logged. The book seems to have a better battery from when I played around with it. This Pro 4 is supposed to last 9 hours but it said 3 fully charged for me. Did an update and tweaked some...
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    Laptop Computers

    Remember to give the backpack back if you leave or are laid off. =/
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    The 80's Thread

    As soon as I scrolled to this video it started playing on my pandora station. Could have pressed play and it would have been in sync.
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    What do you do?

    We don't do any embedded system stuff ourselves but I am right up the street from them. I know lots of recruiters and people in industry around here. If you are interested let me know.
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    What do you do?

    I am but you'd have to move to Scottsdale, Arizona.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    I can't believe I just went through all of these posts. I need to reevaluate my fucking life.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    When you installed git what options did you select? Did you go through these prompts? Installing Git on Windows | Geek Gumbo
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    The Walking Dead

    Didn't know if posted but Negan cast Negan Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Hollywood Reporter
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Got goosebumps watching that one.
  17. stupidmonkey

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba Itzena
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Columnvs. Azeth Tanoombavs. Hoss Delicate Flower vs.I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirunvs. Numbers Tyenvs. Araysar Mistvs. Draegan popsicledeath vs.Itzena
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Columnvs Soygen Azethvs Royal Tanoomba vslurkingdirk- just because Hossvs Tuco DelicateFlower vsTarrant I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vsHodj- Tough choice ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel Nemesis vsKirun Numbers vsTroll Tyenvs Vaclav Araysar vskriptini...
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    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Sid Haig, yes that is him.
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    MMA Thread

    It's Pat and Muay Thai.... yes retarded. Every time I am in the corner I cringe a bit from thinking what he may be saying.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bitches love forehead kisses, just ask Onoes.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    (OMt x OMr) + (YMt x YMr) = sqc Where Old Man Time = OMt, Old Man Rate = OMr, Young Man Time = YMt, Young Man Rate = YMr, Stupid Question Cost = sqc sqc will vary on the length of time spent explaining. Work performed is a different example all together but it is somewhere in the 7 figure...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Got one refurbished for about half that. Had it 5 years and no problems. I only have a rug and hardwood floors but it does it's job for corners and everything else.
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    (PC) Secrets of Grindea (early access)

    This is right up my alley. Thanks for the links.
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    Phoenix & Arizona

    Oh dear lord... I'll start paying off the authorities now.
  27. stupidmonkey

    What do you do?

    It's like Christmas. Send my way if you like.
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    What do you do?

    You can send it my way if you like.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How long until you started this when you were dating? This sounds like a good way to lose all your money very quickly. We used to have kids come in and always put their girlfriend/boyfriend on their cell account and that always went very badly. "Oh, we've been dating for 2 months, better add...
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    The Video Thread

    Link to nerdist. The Cast of DRAGON BALL Z Dubs Classic Movie Scenes | Nerdist
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Faked. Was posted June 18th.
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    Unfair Mario

    Beat level 2, grew tired of premise.
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    The Video Thread

    If they are talking about fat boy and little boy that would be 20 kilotons and 15 kilotons.... so yeah not even close. Tsar bomb (50 Megaton): Payoff:
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When's that kid due again?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Company Raises It's Minimum Wage to $70,000 and All Hell Breaks Loose

    Having worked at Wally-World at the ripe old age of 16, this is nothing new. It was mentioned to me on a few separate occasions from the people who had worked there for a decade or more. What would end up happening, since we are talking minimum wage people, is that Wal-Mart would basically give...
  37. stupidmonkey

    Best resource to learn SQL?

    Had this with Peoplesoft. Had two consultant firms. Neither could do the upgrade and gave up. Still got charged.