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  1. Hoss

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    Was it celebratory drinking, or drowning his sorrows?
  2. Hoss

    Who would win?

    That might be the only picture of her that makes her look hot.
  3. Hoss

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    I'm gunna have to wake up an hour earlier tomorrow so I can spend more time laughing at this shit.
  4. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    No way man, too many of them have epic theme songs that need to be sung. It should be an either or thing though. If it's not an epic theme, then fuck you go straight into the show.
  5. Hoss

    Who would win?

    But that shit's canon, so yeah. Which book did that happen in? Also, the 10 year old kid was running from T1000. Vader is full of hubris, so he will face off with him. All the Terminator movie proves is that the T1000 isn't very good at chasing prey.
  6. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I guess that could be it. I was hoping it would be that Kylo is a sith with a heart of gold. Or a sith with lots of white guilt.
  7. Hoss

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Wonder Woman's logo looks off. Looks more like a W and a V instead of 2 Ws. So, either she's a West Virginia Fan in this movie, or she's going by Wonder Vagina. You mean the stuff Daredevil uses? Wait, DD is marvel, nevermind.
  8. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I'm not sure why you spoilered that. But, if that's true, how does he live? You lose the most one sided saber fight in history with a sith and you live?
  9. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    So far Aftermath is the only post EP6 novel. What you 'should read' is very subjective. There's probably nothing in any current novel that will be important in EP7. But there are 2 novels set post EP4 where at least some of the characters will still be alive in EP7. "Heir to the Jedi" and...
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Time to start posting pics bro. Did you get any shots while it was being gutted, skinned, or butchered? If not, just take pictures of the finished meat. Post one of the bloody arrow too. Let them know you'll post 1 pic for every panty waist who complains.
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Did you mean the next person to post, or the first person to quote this? In case it was the latter, no I don't want him shawed. If it's him and Jooka, then deal. But no sense on only getting one of them.
  12. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Anyone who mistakes the original trilogy for the prequels has no business here. Turn in your (obviously counterfeit) nerd card and GTFO of the thread. If they really want to expand their market, they need more mexicans. Every mexican* in the movie will mean hundreds upon hundreds of family...
  13. Hoss

    Who would win?

    Even so, vader is likely not able to destroy T1000, and he will tire eventually. He is a very weak man inside that suit. I doubt the lightsaber can kill the robot. Best it can do is destroy a little bit at a time if the terminator stays still long enough. It's a longshot that vader will...
  14. Hoss

    Who would win?

    How is vader going to kill T1000? Fight him on mustafar? Didn't work out very well for him the last time he fought there. Leaning towards the terminator simply because he actually has non gimmicky ways to kill vader.
  15. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It was Han and Leia's twin kids. Luke only had 1 kid.
  16. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Maye it's gia who needs rehab. She's the bitchy whore.
  17. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Did j49 ever answer whether he was Machine Gun Johnny from the podcast?
  18. Hoss

    Community

    I watched them on the yahoo app along with Other Space. I don't remember any ads, but if they were just playing at the beginning, I probably wouldn't have noticed. Actually, I think the ads may have been getting lost when I chromecasted to the TV.
  19. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    That's what I do because I DVR everything. If we do anything to help people stop spoilering themselves, I say we change the thread titles to include the day it airs so we know when to stop reading if we don't watch it live. "Marvel: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Mondays" or whatever day it...
  20. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Heard that too. I can't imagine what set them off unless they think boyega is supposed to be han an leia's kid. Oh you mean like it did for hamil and fisher? (I heard ford was already pretty well known)
  21. Hoss

    The Flash

    Is "war of the americas" a historical reference that I'm a dumbass for not understanding? The helmet looks like it was based on a WW1 helmet. Maybe the spanish american war could be called war of the americas since it was fought in this hemispehere, but they didn't develop those helmets until...
  22. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    lol 'most' So you saw Jedi in the theaters. That's not very old.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's probably always been a % and you never noticed. But yeah, it seems the only fuel grade they compete on is the 87 octane. Even diesel varies a lot. What I hate is when I'm driving around and see a station advertising ethanol free gas, then I pull in and find out I have to buy the 93...
  24. Hoss

    The Flash

    Jay said he defeated sand demon with lightning already on his world. Soooooo since sand demon clearly wasn't dead from jay's lightning, I guess he can come back from being glassed.
  25. Hoss

    2015 ReRolled AssHat FINAL ROUND! It's Super Salty!

    Itzena. Moomba wants it too much. He and his alt accounts have been voting from him since round 1. If he wins, I believe he will consider it a victory and make a mockery of this most hallowed of traditions.
  26. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Unless you have military grade GPS, the accuracy is artificially limited to like 3 yards. I think the military GPS's are accurate to within about 1 foot. Even if we decide 1 foot is good enough, the 3 yard accuracy they could actually get wouldn't work. Hell of a play on that block, but I'm...
  27. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You never played organized football bro? Of course they know they're running perfectly straight out to measure. One ref grabs the chain on a yard line, and then when they get out there, he puts the puts it back down on the same yard line. That's what the whole 'stretching the chain' thing is...
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Didn't see the play, so not judging on whether he flopped, but I want to be on record that flopping in football should be a 15 yard personal foul and risk getting you thrown out of the game. The NFL needs to take a hard stand on that. It's more important than domestic violence. Someone please...
  29. Hoss

    Marvel's Daredevil

    I thought kingpin's acting was weird. I kept wondering if they told him to be stiff like that on purpose. I finally decided they did because I don't think private pyle is that bad of an actor. Anyway, you know kingpin's girl is going to be the next arch. Bitch was colder and more...
  30. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Didn't they show a room full of inhumans they had caught in the first episode of the season? I thought mac made a comment when they pulled in melty guy that this was the first time they beat the other team.
  31. Hoss

    Rerolled Haloween Costume Ideas

    the pizza one reminded me of this. Don't think many people in the real world will get a hunk of cheese costume though.
  32. Hoss

    Fargo

    Assuming that's only happened once, i remember it too. IIRC, a stripper in dallas who was rolling on x when she did it. Then she parked the car in the garage for days and waited for him to die. She finally got caught when she talked a couple of dudes into going in there to kill him, and...
  33. Hoss

    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba vs.I'm Rich Bitch Araysarvs. Itzena
  34. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Amazon.com : Bakers and Chefs 100% Peanut Oil, 35 Pound : Coffee : Grocery Gourmet Food according to the reviews 35 lbs is 4.6 gallons, which makes that $7.60 / gallon. Wait, shipping costs more than the oil. Nevermind. This one is cheaper and probably costs even more to ship...
  35. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    We had the alignment discussion a coupla months ago. The obvious answer is to rename the divisions to get rid of the compass directions so people stop getting hung up on shit that doesn't matter.
  36. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    You're saying she accepted responsibility for that? Really? Reminds me of the tractor story (skip to 1:50 if you don't want to see the entire thing)
  37. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I must have forgot something. How does she think she caught gonorrhea? (or was it the clap?)
  38. Hoss

    Rerolled Haloween Costume Ideas

    Earlier I was wondering what the perfect rerolled Halloween costume would be. The best I could come up with were: Fedor Tranny or political argument Got any more ideas?
  39. Hoss

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    Column vs.Tanoomba I'm Rich Bitchvs. a_skeleton_03 Numbers vs.Araysar Mistvs. Itzena
  40. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Another 18-1 season would give me a terminal orgasm.