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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Doubtful. I don't even think ray lewis is a giant turd. It's funny that the panthers are on the on the packers list, but the packers aren't on the panthers. I know, it's probably cuz bye weeks, but still funny.
  2. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I thought ball was a typo. WTF is ball pain? Does he mean one of his nuts hurts? That doesn't make sense because why would gas cause your nuts to hurt?
  3. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I always read playboy for the dirty jokes and cartoons. I hope they don't clean up either of those. Also, dumb decision. I keep hoping that the phrase 'fully nude' is being used because they will still show titties.
  4. Hoss

    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Is that what it's called when you start posting the n word all over the forum? Going dark?
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Why'd they have to take a perfectly good bit of trivia, and ... trivialize it. Like this? for reference, this is what it's supposed to look like.
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh and the worst part about today is that I thought if we had a shot, it would be to put brady on the ground early and often. Well, we did it and it did no good. Fortunately I was preparing myself for this slaughter all week.
  7. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yup, cassel will start for the bye week. You realize the 'everybody does it' defense is a big part of what makes you a laughingstock, right? I forget, but didn't the original browns records stay with the ravens franchise? I thought the city only got the name back. If that's correct, then for...
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh look another pick play by the pats. I guess if the refs are going to call less than half of them, it makes sense to keep running them.
  9. Hoss

    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Column vs.Azeth Tanoomba vs.Hoss// only because moon bat keeps voting for himself. Delicate Flower vs.I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirun vs.Numbers Tyen vs.Araysar Mistvs. Draegan popsicledeathvs. Itzena
  10. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Johnny, see if you can get wolf to register on rerolled.
  11. Hoss

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Columnvs Soygen Azethvs Royal Tanoomba vslurkingdirk//pity vote Hoss vsTuco DelicateFlower vsTarrant I'm Ritch Bitchvs Johnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vsHodj// wtf didn't we just have a vote between these 2 where suenig was determined to be funnier? Weird they're matched up again in...
  12. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I'm reading tarkin right now. I'm not noticing anyplace where they're completely shitting all over the old EU, and that makes me happy. There are some discrepancies, but there are also some callbacks to EU events. For the most part, the novel can co-exist with the the EU stuff about Tarkin...
  13. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Anyone got a gif of the entire play? Or at least from the strip to the bat? I tried to find one and all I could find were separate gifs showing each one. The bat looked like some pussy shit. Like he was playing volleyball and trying to set it. Unless he's openly gay he should have been...
  14. Hoss

    Continuum

    I like it a lot, but it's getting tedious this season. Maybe because I fucking hate multi-verses. They kinda let that secret out in season 1 though when kellog's mom died and he didn't disappear. I really don't get the spare parts angle. How the fuck is there no one in the future he can...
  15. Hoss

    Heroes Reborn

    Good thinking. I bet it will be important later. I don't recognize any other names. Do yall?
  16. Hoss

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    This is probably a stupid question, but do we have the same diesel? Do you have the ultra low sulphur whatever gobbelty Faulty Armor? Cause it got a lot more expensive when they started requiring that. It used to be cheaper, now it can be as much as twice as much. Maybe we don't refine enough...
  17. Hoss

    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    Before I start, this will be kind of long because I don't have any solid proof, but I'm about 90% sure for the reasons below. Dear Penthouse letters .... I used to live in Austin and there was a club on the north side that I went to all the time. First it was called Penthouse and later it...
  18. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    First they have to prove the seahawks more likely than not knew that the refs were being paid off. Second, someone with as big a name as brady or belicheck has to be shown to have been generally aware of it. And therein lies the rub. The seahawks don't have anyone with names that big. Maybe...
  19. Hoss

    Heroes Reborn

    I missed that. Who said it and when? Micah was the little kid tech genius, right? The son of the crazy killer lady? The evernow shit was dumb as hell, but I'm giving them a chance to bring it home, and I like most of the rest of it. I just wish they'd be more forthcoming with what...
  20. Hoss

    Heroes Reborn

    I missed that. Who said it and when? Micah was the little kid tech genius, right? The son of the crazy killer lady? The evernow shit was dumb as hell, but I'm giving them a chance to bring it home, and I like most of the rest of it. I just wish they'd be more forthcoming with what...
  21. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Sounds like mippo is one of those jokes where rule 1 is that you can't tell anyone what it is.
  22. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    EQ2Flames was dying and a couple of people mentioned that they were hanging out here and that this place had the same personality that flames used to have.
  23. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Should I find it and post my carmen electra story there?
  24. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Yeah. I remember there being a mippo tales thread, but it sounded like some anime crap, so I never opened it. Googled Mippo earlier and it came up with some surgical technique (Minimally invasive percutaneous plate osteosynthesis). Then I searched for a user named mippo and there's not one on...
  25. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Who's mippo? A user from FOH?
  26. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was in the "What's the big deal" camp. But if the diabetic no meds stuff is true, I'm with the angry nagging cunt (Suenig).
  27. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    not entirely sure what this sentence means. Panthers were 7-8-1 last year. Or did you forget this division was so bad that a sub .500 team won it and got to host a playoff game? I'm calling that last drive Weeden's Tony Romo impersonation. But I don't think we get Lee next week. Supposedly...
  28. Hoss

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    I nominated him with all of my votes. He must be editing posts. EDIT: He's busy at work right now, but he asked me to fill in for him.
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Fucking Fuck Lee. I am so sick of hearing what a beast he is when he gets hurt so much. Probably roids. In my experience, roids turn you into a glass cannon. I'm off the lee bandwagon until he goes a full season. Also, that missed FG was me. I got in the kickers head. It's a super power...
  30. Hoss

    The one that rules them all

    The whole moon moon meme always makes me laugh every time. But I don't know if it's the funniest thing on the internet. Funniest is a transient title.
  31. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Quite the contrary. I got more pussy from eharmoney than every other website I tried combined (different pussy that is, cause I've probably fucked my wife enough now that she accounts for over 50% of my lifetime pussy). Didn't work for my wife at all though. She said she never met anyone off...
  32. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Posting this mainly because I named it after a friend of mine who died earlier in the year. I don't really know any other way to get the recipe out there, so this will do for now. Feel free to share it, even claim it as your own, just leave the name intact. Name came about because he loved...
  33. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I tried wagyu beef once at my favorite steak house. Wife ordered the wagyu and I ordered the regular meat, both were NY strips. I could barely tell the difference, but the wagyu was a little worse IMO. I would agree the wagyu thing is bullshit. Probably a lot like kobe beef. Though the only...
  34. Hoss

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    Could have them go up against each other in the first round. The pre-qualifying round we will probably need to get the numbers even. But really, it was a dumb joke and he shouldn't be on there. If anything that account is just evidence.
  35. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    You're just begging to be one-upped with my story of getting lapdances from carmen electra.
  36. Hoss

    First World Problems

    It makes me feel weird when I go into a porta potty and it smells nice.
  37. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I always assumed the gay twink came from the MMO word. But that's just because I heard about it in MMOs way before I heard it applied to a gay.
  38. Hoss

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Maybe I wasn't mistaken. I don't know if either of these is a reputable news source. Watchdog Group Says Other Car Companies Are Cheating On Emissions All The Time Volkswagen: All car companies cheat on emissions tests-it's just that most do it legally - Quartz
  39. Hoss

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    If it is only VW, it's a different story because they can probably be forced to create a fix if they're not destroyed first. But clear something up for me, isn't there a maximum $ amount that a person is forced to spend to get cars fixed? I remember they had that provision in Texas, and I...
  40. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    I think I've mentioned before that I met my wife on plenty of fish. The funny part of that is that we were both on Eharmoney, but they never matched us. In fact, she sounded like you khane. She said they kept sending her shit matches. We believe it's because she was too picky and didn't seem...