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  1. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You can't sous vide salsa, you barbarian. Also, I'm way too impatient to sous vide everything.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I think Lucas just doesn't know how to handle success. Han and Leia had a son named anakin. Maybe he will come back to play him. It would be glorious. Probably the Dick Cheney - Darth Vader jokes.
  3. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I did too. It wasn't all that impressive of a guess.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    They're a little confused. There was a stealer with the nickname of Hack because he was a hack at QB and a hack at WR. He might have even been a hack at punting. I can't remember his real name, but I'm pretty sure he was black and was really fast.
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Have you seen the growing list of cars that were cheating? This isn't just picking on VW owners anymore. There might be some exceptions in ultra liberal cities, but I'm going to go ahead and officially predict that they don't do anything about the cars already on the road. Worst case, maybe...
  6. Hoss

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So are all the recipes getting moved to the first post? Just asking because I'm not following the thread closely, but there's not nearly as many recipes as I'd expect from a 100+ page cooking thread.
  7. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    This is what i was talking about BTW
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    This is why I changed my avatar.
  9. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Billy Dee Williams?
  10. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Maybe the home healthcare nurse was kinkier than I realized. Like I said, she was putty in my hands, maybe I just didn't ask her to do anything really weird. But I stand by my observation that teachers are boring. BTW, last I heard about that nurse, she was taking a job as a school nurse...
  11. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    To be clear, the hell broke loose because capri's sister isn't a whore and neither is jimmy's sister?
  12. Hoss

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    lol trucks are actually a lot safer brosky. The only thing even close I can think of to what your saying is that trucks have different cafe standards, but it has nothing to do with commercial uses. Besides, the car companies have to make super efficient cars that no one wants to make up for...
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    Recommend a dating site

    Not my experience. I dated one home health nurse, and while she was basically putty in my hands, she wasn't kinky. Dated like 3 teachers too and none of them were kinky. In fact the teachers were kind of on the prude side. But there was one girl who worked in a hospital (in billing I think)...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    This derail is pretty much openly trolling hodj. If he shows up and gets punished by draegan, lendarios and everyone else pontificating about evolution should get the same punishment.
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Gotta say, amy looked hotter than ever lying in bed naked.
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    Doctor Who

    sonic sunglasses were every bit as bad as I feared. I am drawing a blank on what happened to his screwdriver. I figured he needed to give it to River in the Christmas episode, but that aint happening unless the episodes are being shown out of order.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Are you a girl lanx? It was clearly carol's fault. Phil's only fault was that he had no idea where he stopped for gas.
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    Recommend a dating site

    Actually it does. They think you're more serious if you paid money for the service. I got way more tail off of eharmoney than the 3 other free sites I was on. I heard from someone (might have even been on here) that christianmingle is even more of a poonapalooza for the same reason. Girls...
  19. Hoss

    Depression

    So it would help you if i got in your face and said, "YOU WANT A REASON TO FEEL DOWN? PERK UP RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO FEEL DOWN!!!"
  20. Hoss

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    You saying all trucks are commercial vehicles? da fuq? Yeah I got one too. I pretty much just use it to grab engine codes on my old commercial vehicle (AKA a pickup truck) What app do you use? I have torque. Still thinking about going for the paid version.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The rest of the story is probably that the xbox is in the family room.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Your real name is sydney, isn't it? I laughed when I put the $1000 fine into perspective. That's somewhere around 50 dates. In Sydney's case, at least 500 nuts. I never thought about it before, but you're paying somewhere between $1 and $2 per nut, right?
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    The Flash

    I'm pretty sure that's what opens gateways for ghosts to cross into our world.
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    If they do that, I hope will ferrel gets a turn. Oh and hader's talents were wasted. They coulda had anyone doing that schtick.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Any guesses on where it's going? Where'd everyone go, how will the new phil make it back to earth, etc. My guess is that everyone realized tuscon was a shitty place to live and moved someplace nice.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    That didn't take the place of lapti nek did it? Because lapti nek was fucking awesome.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Don't see how khane's or gravy's race has ever been important enough for me to think about it. But since this is a gaming forum, it's safe to play the odds and assume everyone is a white male virgin until told otherwise.
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    Recommend a dating site

    General consensus seems to be that its different for each area. Where does your friend live and/or where does he want his pussy to live?
  29. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Gattica was awesome.
  30. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    I was thinking civil war. The problem with people who think racism is only when you have predjudice + power is that they then try to claim that proves only whites can be racist. As if a black person can't have any power. Racism is only still alive because of the race baiters who make a...
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It's hard to say that when half our payroll wasn't even suited up. I was at the game yesterday, so I didn't get the benefit of the sideline reports and what not. I have no fucking idea what happened to my boys. It looked like the falcons adjusted and we didn't. Plus, it looked like weeden...
  32. Hoss

    Volkswagen gets busted.

    No, you dumbass that is specifically not the issue. If you made any effort at keeping up you'd see it was already covered that diesels don't get emissions testing here. I don't know bro. A bad cat can easily fuck up your performance enough that even a blonde would notice.
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I thought I heard brees was hurt. Was that being exaggerated?
  34. Hoss

    Supergirl

    You're making too many excuses bro.
  35. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Now you need to check up on whether she's checking up on you. She probably has a fake profile she will try to seduce you with. Be sure to try to hook up with every girl you can from match.
  36. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Rare swing and a miss by gnomedolf
  37. Hoss

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is aplomb a fancy way to say 'shitting on the desk'? Is that supposed to be a marvin the martian allusion? Cause if so, it was terrible.
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That is some beautiful butthurt shit right there. I like how they didn't try to hide that they were whiny pats* fans.
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    No, I don't think they will. Dealers have to please their customers or we will go somewhere else for our next car. Even if someone passes a law saying they must, they will tell the customer first giving us a chance to leave. The appeal is 40+ MPG and fuel prices that, while it's currently...
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    RIP Yogi Berra

    Surprised there's not already a thread about this. Am I the only one around here who was a fan of Yogi? Not as a player, because damn he was old. Just a fan of listening to him speak. Yogi Berra, New York Yankees legend and Hall of Famer, dies at age 90 Anyone got any favorite...