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So, when I was single I was ugly, but now that I'm married, I'm attractive? Is that how that works?

When he stops yelling is when he stops caring. Didn't you guys ever play any kind of organized sports at all?

I'll admit ignorance of whatever EPA ratings you're talking about and how they work on used cars. But around here diesels don't get emissions tested. So what's the difference between this used VW we have and that black dodge rolling coal in the picture on page 1?

Speaking of that, rustles me when I click on the spam button in gmail and they pop up that window saying "herpaderpa you don't have to report them as spam, cause they have a unsubscribe button!" fuck you google, if I wanted to try that I would have. It either didn't work or they look shady...

Allright, if we're talking strip clubs, I'm probably the guy you want. I used to travel a lot for work and I'd hit up the strip clubs everywhere I went. I'd go with hundreds on me and if I didn't leave broke I had a bad time. Now that I'm married, I tell my wife that all the guns I buy are...

unpossible. Patriots can't win now that they can't cheat anymore. Best comment on that article "ESPN: Patriots cheating for Cowboys"

His dad is buddy, right? What did buddy ryan have to do with ray lewis? I didn't realize their paths had crossed.

Current owner here and I do have a curious work around. I'm not going to take it in for the recall. If we take it in for other service and they do it despite us telling them not to, that's when we might consider suing. Wife and I had a good chuckle about the whole thing this morning.

I heard on the radio this morning that Jordan Hicks admitted to trying to hurt romo on purpose when he saw the ball pop out. Can't find a story about it now though. Anyone else hear that or got a source for it? It didn't look especially dirty to me, but if the dumbass is actually out bragging...

I still think this thread says fisting everytime I see it. Talk about a travesty. Bisi, is it a shy bladder, or do you just fish in cold weather? I usually have trouble because of a shy bladder. But if I have to go bad enough, I can get it done as long as we're pulled up in a creek or cove...

I'm addicted to this thread. When I read that last post from J49, I leaned back in my chair and my eyes rolled up into my head. This thread is my binky.

I heard teh gays have lots of emotions that regular men don't. It's probably got something to do with that.

It's funny, I picked up on that during the game yesterday. If I notice it, you know the coaches and scouts dedicated to that shit all around the league noticed it too a long long time ago. I just like it anytime the eagles are described as hapless. Makes me feel all warm inside. If it makes...

I think you might be forgetting that the cowboys were 8-0 on the road last season. True, the only playoff road game was a loss, but come on, it was barely a loss. Is that the when the pats ran a no huddle offense in order to confuse the sound people at buffalo's stadium? Sounds pretty shady to...

Even if they are, that's 2 too many because they refuse to worship in the temple of the Patriots* and kiss the rings of the high priest Bellicheat.

Soon I won't be needing Kuriin to answer my gay man questions. I was told this weekend that my nephew will be coming out to me next time he sees me. He's already told his parents and my mom. He's apparently most concerned about the reactions of me, my cousin, my grandpa, and a friend of the...

Yeah I was thinking Giants were the most likely just because someone from the east is going to make it. But the eagles are a possibility if that hurry up shit ever starts working. Frankly, I see it winding up like the run and shoot of the oilers. With the defensive coordinator punching the...

Dammit, I almost picked the pats.

Fuck you. Way too many of these things came true. OK, actually only one too many. That won't happen. Witten lacerated his spleen and still didn't miss a game.

Besides that, hasn't cartman been playing the SJW PC card for a long time? Like the cis episode for example. He just rarely gets violent about it.

That boomboom video is hot. The ending of the episode was confused and incoherent, but I trust in tray and matt to bring it home either in the next episode or later in the season. My biggest complaint is how they ignored that the principal put one of his kids in the hospital. They at least...

After that 10 minute prologue on Friday "The doctor's meditation", my DVR caught the beginning of another Who episode with capaldi that I didn't remember. I can't find any schedules online that go back in time. Anyone got any idea which episode it was? It started with a couple people on a...

A baby seal walked into a club ...

Not to mention whatever insight Murray should be able to give them. It's not looking good for America's Team. It's too easy to to jump to bad conclusions after the first game.

I thought it was good cook/good fuck/sane. I notice that there are lots of versions of that 3 legged stool, but sane is always one of the legs.

I missed it, is your not walking thing permanent?

I will assume zero tolerance flicks are porn and not bother to look it up.

yeah I saw it after I posted. I thought about editing it. I wonder if I would have still been infracted if I'd edited it in time.

More like you came before you got your shorts all the way off. eq2flames had the most comprehensive n-word filter anywhere on the internet ... according to the site owner. It was so bad there, you couldn't even talk about that politician named coon. He also didn't allow derivatives like negro...

Exciting. If my wife were here she'd tell you what pain does to me. The worst part is, she's sick so I couldn't fuck the shit out of her last night.

The funny thing is not that this word is given so much more power and gravitas than other racial epithets. It's that despite this word being so massively outrageously bad and evil and wrong, they can't be assed to edit the offending posts when someone gets infracted for it. Obviously it's...

Thanks. I'm glad I got that asked before the infraction took hold. I think I saw the notification right after I submitted the post.

yeah I know. Especially when I could have used sparkling wiggles (first time I'd ever seen that). Thanks for your support bro. Bake me a cake with a file in it please.

Damn, I forgot about that. I was thinking that as long as it wasn't obnoxious it was cool. I think the safe places are here and the amod thread. But still might be a problem if it's obnoxious in the amod thread.

Since you guys have experience with this, what do you think about a physicians assistant (for a General Practicioner) prescribing anti-depressants? Daughter went in today because she'd been feeling sick, came out with scripts for methylprednisolone and escitalopram. She's 19, so only she...

I like my women like I like my coffee. Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a mule by Juan Valdez. I like my women like I like my coffee. With big tits and no penis.

It was foggy this morning. Before I got to the freeway, the best visibility I had was maybe 100 yrds, but it was as bad as 20 yards in some places. Yet for some reason, 25% of the people on the road didn't bother, or know to turn their fucking lights on. WTF, do they not teach that anymore in...

Yeah, I was wondering if a bulldog was the inspiration for any movie monsters.

If you're talking to me, I was commenting on how much I sucked at picking winners. I got 4 right in the point spread league.

He said the guy was black. You think a white woman would hire a black PI? The only trouble he might be in is if the guy got his license plate and decides to get even with him for the racism. Hope Johnny got his plate too so that if he does try something, he can find him to bust his knees.