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  1. Hoss

    Who is funnier?

    I woulda gone with mencia from south park when kane was beating him.
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    2015 NFL Minigames

    Looking at last weeks results, I'm going to try to pick losers this week. Especially in the point spread league.
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    Doctor Who

    OMG it's happening saturday. How did this shit almost sneak up on me?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife is about 1 inch shorter than me. I always preferred short chicks, but it was never a big deal to me. Not until the wedding day when she had to wear her ridiculous pumps (even though I ordered her not to) and was so tall I couldn't get the veil over her head without jumping. Now it irks...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mentioned the 5 languages of love last week, and there is an explanation for this in that book. It could be that your wife isn't speaking your language and this chick is. So this chick is 'filling up your love tank'. That doesn't mean your marriage is over, it means your wife needs to learn...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yea, it happened a lot more than I remembered. I'm up to the last fight now, and it happened in all of the prequel fights if you count being thrown around by force lightning. So far it hasn't really happened in the original trilogy. The best was the dooko vs anakin/obiwan fight in EP3 where...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Nice. But still, even then it was when a padawan was distracted and he defended himself well enough to not be killed. Theoretically he would have been concentrating hard while hanging on that wall so it wouldn't have worked again. I found the fight on youtube, and remembered that the longing...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Am I missing something? I see one pic there and it's a lower res version of the one we've had for a month.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I laughed when that tiny lady came in at the end and tried to kick / stomp the guy, then got shoved by another niner fan. I wonder if she was the original one who got shoved.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Labradoodles are also supposed to be hypoallergenic according to the only person I know who owns one.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    When? I'm honestly having trouble remembering that happening. Maybe anakin force pushed mace, but that wouldn't really count because Mace thought Anakin was his ally. Did Dooku force push obi wan in the beginning of episode 3? Perhaps it happened a lot in comics, I never read those. But I...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I feel like being disturbed, but the video is gone. Anyone got a working link?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Man, this turned into a novel. I owned one, he was pretty awesome. It was already mentioned that they don't bark, they yodel, but honestly they don't yodel unless they're distressed. I never could get mine to yodel on command. When they do start yodeling though, holy shit it sounds like...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Jedi and sith can both defend against force pushes.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Rerolled: View Forum Posts - Convo Rerolled: View Forum Posts - Convo
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Didn't get to see the game. In all seriousness, What the fuck happened to murray? Was there a reason they didn't hand it to him more? Was it because they were so far behind and gave up on the run early, or what? When he did get the ball, why was he getting negative yardage? Defense was that...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    When your fear of needles is second to nothing, it's plenty bad enough.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Lovie smith is working again? So who's the token black guy they interview now when a team needs a new coach? Is Denny Green still kicking around, or has he hung it up?
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    You can also decapitate the dog and send the head in to have it tested. I'd do that way before taking those 20 shots to the gut from 10" needles. (Note I don't know if it's really 20 shots, I think someone described it to me once, and in my memory, it might have grown a little)
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Well there ya go. That should settle it. Anyone who argues that it's anakin is a fucktard. My money is on Kylo Ren.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Cats are the best when there's one in a house full of dogs. Then they tend to act like small deformed dogs. True story, I've had more cats that played fetch than dogs, and I've had 4-5 times more dogs.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Azeth* is scraping the bottom of the septic tank now trying to find out.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I don't understand why yall are taking Azeth* to task for that. Looked like some good quality shit talk to me. Your team sucks so bad I won't even be bragging about beating them. That would be like saying, "I would make jokes about fucking yo momma, but I don't want anyone to know I was ever...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I think that counts as all 3. Work, sport, and profit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cad brings up a good point with the kinky sex. That might well be working to satisfy my appetite for strange too. How kinky do you two get?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Definitely, unquestionably what soy and wombat said. Out of curiosity, how much porn do you watch? I feel like my appetite for strange is satisfied with porn.
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    Recommend a dating site

    We're going to need a picture of her in your shower using the shampoos and soaps. Especially the soaps.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There doesn't need to be a thread for that. It's always yes, if you're about to dump her anyway, eiffel tower her and while she's got the other dude's cock in her mouth, give her the dolphin maneuver. Now on to wormie's dilema. Just going to spitball some ideas. I understand how a mind can...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    We're talking about a terrier. There's no need to worry about a terrier owner. If they get really mad they'll probably make themselves pass out. If they are worthy of being feared and care about their dogs, then they won't be the type to let them run loose.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That shit suh did was dirty, just not dirty enough to warrant action. It's like giving that final shove right after the whistle, or spitting in someone's face at the bottom of a pile. He could have dismounted without that happening.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A few posts before yours gayanmad posted a picture of some vitamin E pills that were reddish in color.
  32. Hoss

    First World Problems

    On the bright side, you'll probably be too busy being kidnapped and raped to have time to watch netflix.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Just like any good prophecy, you can find multiple ways it was fulfilled if you look.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I'm pretty sure leash laws aren't what empowers you to kick an attacking dog. Basically, all you have to do is ask it if it's a police dog, and if it says no, you can kick the shit out of it. If it says yes, the dog is committing a felony by impersonating a police officer.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I hope he doesn't go back on probation. He needs to save his free dirty shot for Brady.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Fuck, I have that book. It's sitting on my desk right now. Must have missed the prophecy or forgotten it. Luke did destroy the sith in the EU lore better than palpatine destroyed the Jedi. Just because someone else found the sith teachings and resurrected it doesn't mean it wasn't...