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I think that might have been the launch of the atlas 5 rocket.

I thought he was a bears fan. At least he's not a 30 team faggot like you. I look forward to you telling us more about what things hipsters hate.

Shattered glass. I hadn't heard of it until I looked it up. Did he play an angsty teenager? Maybe that's just not his wheelhouse. I don't know, Jumper is the only other thing I've seen him in. I hope for his sake he gets better as he matures. Looks like shattered glass released between...

You misunderstood me. I didn't say Jumper was bad, I actually liked it. But Hayden was garbage as an actor. It made me realize his performance in star wars wasn't entirely Lucas's fault. I am able to enjoy a movie despite a bad actor or 2. Besides, I've always liked Nightcrawler's...

You think the dolphins are 4 brady-less games away from taking the division? Or are you thinking that the suspension might have also curtailed some cheating, but now they'll be back at it balls to the wall?

That would be hilarious. Greg Hardy and Ray Rice (if he ever plays again) should bring sex dolls to the sideline and beat them to get warmed up too. AP could probably come up with little boy doll of his own.

Or is the NFL taking it not way too far enough?

Hardy has already served a 15 game suspension. How is that scott free?

It's not about goodell though. In a sport like this, selectively not enforcing rules hurts everyone who abided by those rules. In the NFL most of those players are black and all but a few of them make less money. So like I said, justice works for the rich white man and sticks it to the poor...

So is capaldi Rivers' doctor? I remember when she first met him she said he wasn't her doctor, but I don't remember if she ever said matt smith was. Then there's also that whole reversed timelines thing. The first time the doctor met her was the last time she would see him in her timeline...

I'm not 100% sure I've ever smelled a queef, but unless I'm confused on where it originates, it should smell just like the pussy. If the girl has a stank pussy, her queef will be stank. If a girl has a sweet pussy, her queef should smell good. I love the smell of (non stank) pussy, so I...

Really? The only other movie I remember seeing him in was jumper, and he was garbage in that too. 2 is worth watching just for the massive jedi fights on geonosis, including the yoda fight. Oh and thanks column, just started my 2015 christmas list.

I think he said dogs can smell when you're lying. But it wasn't regular english. It was pigeon english or cockney or something like that.

It's not as bad as you think. At least, when it's a girlfart it's not as bad you think. I hold mine in when my wife is going down on me, because I'm afraid doing it once might end all blowjobs for a long long time. Are gay farts more like girl farts or guy farts? i just realized there...

Once again, the justice system favors the rich white man over everyone else. If it had been a black QB caught doing that, he'd still have the 10 game suspension.

How to kill hipsters

I'm with you brutul. Noodle, if you fear you can't resist that baby just because it's in the same room, I hope you will remove yourself from the situation completely. I don't mean sleep in another room, I mean sleep in another house where there are no babies to tempt you.

Maybe you need to give the question, because the one I keep thinking of is the last time my wife asked me "Do you want a blowjob tonight, or do you want to fuck me in the butt". My answer, obviously, was yes. I will throw down with anyone who says that's not a valid answer to that question.

It's always tickled my pickle a little bit that at grocery stores, condoms and lube are right next to the vagisil and other feminine products. I mean it makes sense, an entire aisle dedicated to things that go in the pussy. Today at wal mart though, I had en even better laugh. Along the back...

? has it already started? I thought it was towards the end of septempber? QUICK, TO THE DVR

LOL his attempted leap there. Like he said, fuck leaping, leaping is for chumps, lets just run up someone's leg! But I liked it back in the days when the RBs would leap over that pile on the goal line. I miss it.

If neither is valid, why isn't both?

When I thought he scored, I remember thinking there was too much time left on the clock. Even if he was crippled and hobbling around, Rodgers was playing well. The best scenario for the cowboys would have been for it to be downed on the 1, then somehow take the clock down to the 2 minute...

Sure, you can go on thinking that. Or you can watch the video that was posted in this very thread and skip to :27. Your call bud. I've always been unclear on what was considered a 'football move', but I really can't imagine the narrow definition that doesn't include running and lunging towards...

That sequence doesn't show the 3 steps and the lunge that he took after securing the ball.

I only care because no matter how hot the dumpster fire gets, they're probably still going to split their games with the cowboys. And then I have to deal with the embarrassment that we lost to them. I haven't heard any good ones since he wished for a return of the glory hole days. Is that...

That's why I enjoy the mother daughter porn. Mommy is in her late 20's, daughter is in her hearly 20's. Actually, I think the official cutoff is once you've had a bad boob job, you're a milf.

Looks like a drunk bears fan trying to start a fight with catler.

Probably none. He's going to have capri ride him cowgirl and see how high he shoots her into the air. Hope like hell she doesn't try to suck him off first. Try explaining how that hooker got the hole through the back of her head and it wasn't murder.

I think the prot in protagonist comes from proto, or first. Agonist is just someone engaged in a contest or struggle. It's not a for/against type thing like Progress / Congress.

Makes sense, if there's a heroine addict of a team, it's the eagles. I think I need to get this neg checked for STDs.

OK thanks for clearing that up. Is there an special term for when you have to leave the anchor behind?

I guess you never got down on all 4's and said "What is it boy, what do you smell" If she keeps giggling, skip dinner. PS: Just wanted to let you know I wear your neg proudly as the symbol of your impotent envy that it is. Sorry to post it in the thread folks, if he'd left a name I...

The opposite? I thought weighing anchor was dropping it, and aweigh was lifting it. If I had to guess, I would think anchors away would mean cutting it loose because you don't have time to lift it. Is there a term for that? Seems like there is, but I can't remember it.

Why only count the sexually active part of their lives? Are you wanting to ignore any that they accidentally swallowed as a child?

In a world where horseshoes and washers already exist, there's just no place for cornhole. Oh wait, I forgot about tailgating. OK, tailgating is the only proper place for cornhole.

I agree it was a pretty meh ending to a good show. Wasn't even a surprise who betrayed them. I was hoping there would be someone else on the ship, but that's just because, other than the android, I like them all.

I thought it was aweigh.

wtf is bangarang other than the name of episode 1 of killjoys?

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!