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That's a sand person and it's like 10 years old.

I dated a girl once who, thinking back, I'm pretty sure had rape fantasies. I only realized it a year or so later when I was talking to another girl online who told me she had them, and the similarities were too numerous to ignore. If the bitch had just told me straight up, I'd have been happy...

Now the question is, would it be less embarrassing to fill it all out now and suck, or to fill it out every week and suck slightly less?

It's a lot easier to build a farraday cage when the house is being constructed. The downside to that is that you will miss having cell coverage from the couch.

Hope it's not a series finale, but if it is, I guess that's a good place to end it. If they come back next year, they can explore whatever weakened omec survived on earth. Odds are they will be more reasonable. Do you think they'll pick up in a few years when nolan and doc ywell make it back...

Does your uncle post on rerolled? Story is sounding familiar.

That begs the question, is kuriin even gay? Do you touch balls?

What do neck kisses mean? I will fuck hard and make you scream?

How can you fault anyone for stalking Bristol? Has she started doing porn yet? I hope she does it before she gets old and saggy.

I have nearly broken my wife if that habit, because I fuck with her when she does it. My favorite it to start in like she's already told me what it was and say something like "No way what a fucking cunt!" "Did you report it?" etc. But in reality you and I are both just being jerks. Girls...

The article called it rape though, and a misdemeanor. It's possible they were 2 different incidents, but the article made it sound like the same one. Anyway, the one thing people want most, especially spoiled brats like most atheletes are, is what they can't have. That's why rape, even if...

I might have missed it, did 2 tell anyone else she was an advanced cyborg or whatever? They were acting weird towards her, but that could have just been because of the uncertainty about how she survived. I don't see why everyone would be all pissed at her about that. I get the feeling...

Tenk's post reminded me of a book my wife made me read. Have we talked about the 5 languages of love in this thread? The basic premise is there are 5 general ways people show love, but most of us only respond to 1 of them. IIRC, the 5 languages are touch, quality time, words of affirmation...

Yeah but if domestic violence accusations get you effectively suspended for a year+ with no charges, you can't expect rape charges to bring anything less. Wait, misdemeanor rape? That doesn't sound right. Maybe he only stuck the tip in.

Miri to at least get naked since they're making a porno.

That's some rape culture shit right there.

Normally, being loved by the crowd at sXsw would be a negative. But the trailer did look good.

Oh you meant that 90 minutes I spent with my dick in my hand and then at the end couldn't remember why I pulled my dick out? Maybe he's like me and doesn't like to think about that cock tease movie.

OK new subject. Lets talk about boba fett's armor Versus his dad's armor I mean, WTF, do kids just not take care of their shit these days?

What if his other hobby is furiously masturbating? I think in that case he should focus on the gaming. Krip, bro. I thought you were forever jailbait. Who said you were allowed to grow up? Anyway, I suggest tinder or oriental massage parlors to knock out that stench of desperation. Also...

Hey it cured me of that last ear worm I had. I hate when I get an ear worm for a song I only know a few words of.

Wow, 10 hours straight of playing. Those Bith really have stamina. Are those the aliens that launched the 9/23 comet at us?

I forgot to mention the other day that I was anxious because my masseuse was coming over in a couple hours and I wanted to be sure the shit wasn't rushed.

Actually, it's something quite different. Idiots like lumie wrote that shit in the CERN comments section.

Is a circle jerk where everyone is in a circle pointed in taking care of themselves, or is it when everyone is in a circle taking care of the guy to the right? Or is that the difference between a gay circle jerk and a straight one?

Holy shit is he doing ventriqulism while getting a blowjob? That's an act I'd like to see.

I admit, I did it. What is so interesting about an instrument repair shop in england? Also, the results were the same for the sept 23 search regardless of year. Lumie, your google has been hacked.

Are you jotting down the dates for the bad times? Are they, by chance, coming around every 3-4 weeks? Have you tried giving her chocolate?

dandai, if you'd waited long enough, those fake messages would have been readable because the 'girls' would have 'spent AshleyMadison bucks' to allow you to read it. And you should buy some ashleymadison bucks to send them some virtual roses in return.

I thought that was going in a darker direction.

That is, by definition, a 3rd world problem.

I bet they threw batteries at her.

This is the one true 2015-2016 season NFL thread.

No it wasn't. I remember searching out your old posts when I heard you got banned just to see if they put the avatar back. It was put on your account right before they unbanned you.

I didn't watch all of OZ, but there's a couple scenes that still haunt me.

Gotta take my morning shit, but can't get to my favorite toilet because the maids are in there.

Varicose Vaginal Itch?

For all you prison experts ... explain this. Is he fulloshit, is he an outlier, or is this just from a bygone era?

What cutler avatar did you willingly wear? How can you say you abided by the terms when you never even wore a one of your own choosing? What cutler avatar was on your account during your ban? Oh and feel free to respond to me in the rickshaw since you changed your avatar again.

What was your point again? That because lucas was bad at dutch his own explanation for how he came up with the name is somehow invalid? To english speaking audiences, it still had a 'dark father' sound to it, especially once we knew the big secret. The emporer spent those 19 years trying to...