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  1. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    O'rly? So what catler avatar did he wear? None. He didn't even pick his own and try to pass it off. He just dug in his heels as soon as he lost. I wondered that too. But frankly, I never paid enough attention to arasayer to recognize his posting style.
  2. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    By your logic, we could remove putin from that picture and you could claim it's not a cutler avatar because it's cutler wearing a bears uniform and cutler wearing a bears uniform isn't the same as just cutler. Basically, you have the mistaken idea that the presence of something other than...
  3. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Meh, I felt like the attention it got from that banned superbowl comemrcial was a master stroke of genius, I was single at the time and had no qualms with fucking lonely married women, and I was curious how they were getting paid. Elaborate please. You mean you're going to fucking garage sales...
  4. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    Didn't know he was married, and that would be a good reason to not go to the jiggly hut. But then again, if he's married then he isn't having trouble talking to wimmin, s the advice didn't apply to him anyway. You overestimate the stripper's ability to feign interest. They'll make more...
  5. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    True. I had to read the article again because I remembered her being from another team. Sure enough, baltimore ravens. That's probably how they're ridiculing him, that he can only bag a raven's cheerleader.
  6. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Muphy. There's no r in that name.
  7. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    That was in response to vader taunting him with "Now I'm the master". As in, immabout to teach you a lesson as I whoop the bantha poodoo out of you. Star wars was originally written in english for english speaking audiences. Not sure if you know that with your discussion of the intricacies of...
  8. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm with you on manziel. He might be ruined now, but I think a couple 3 years sitting behind romo and Johnny would have been a good player. But tell me when jerry stopped bringing in bad people. He's always had a soft spot for troubled players.
  9. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    a_skeleton_02 reminded me if when I used to work in laptop repair for Compaq. We'd fucking snoop the shit out of every HD sent to us. My mentor had test hard drives full of porn he'd gotten off of customer computers. The most disturbing thing I ever found was a laptop where a guy had a bunch...
  10. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Well, he needs to get romo's replacement drafted in a hurry so he can start seasoning him. It was a rough ride going from aikman to romo (remember quincy carter?), I think jones learned his lesson from that fiasco. I hope he learned his lesson anyway. I guess the question is, what's the ideal...
  11. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    There were no other Darth's in the original trilogy. It's pretty obvious lucas was going for the 'dark father' vibe with darth vader. He was also a lord because when he became palpatine's apprentice, he became a sith lord. I don't know when the whole darth being a title instead of a name came...
  12. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Where can you get that data dump? I wanna see if anyone from work was on the list. I found a couple sites that will let you search for an email, but I know I had a profile and I can't find any of my email addresses listed, which makes me think those sites are bullshit.
  13. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    Why would you say that? You couldn't be more wronger bro. I'm quite introverted too and was pretty much afraid of women till my late 20's. Stripper therapy cured me of that. BTW, isn't it safe to assume we're all introverts on this board? I think someone only needs to identify themselves...
  14. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    And if you're looking to conversate with wimmin, start going to strip clubs and talk to the girls instead of just getting dances.
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Horngry? Reminds me of a joke A young bride is sitting on her bed, worried to death. "What's the matter?", asks her mother. "It's the Honeymoon, mom. Tom thinks I'm a virgin. You and I both know I've been with so many men." "Yes dear." replys her mom, "To tell the truth, I had the same...
  16. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    I'm tricksy. I didn't use my real name as a forum handle.
  17. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Now kiss
  18. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    I hate hearing my own name. I run away from people who do that.
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane probably doesn't have a wolf available to clean up.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now you're just being dumb. No one is going to fuck a grilled stuft burrito in their own car. Have you any idea what kind of mess that makes?
  21. Hoss

    The Art of Conversation

    Gotta be a like a politician and think of interesting stories and comments ahead of time, then slip them in whenever you can. But McCheese is right too. Especially about asking questions. Maybe combine the 2 and brainstorm a bunch of questions you can ask various types of people.
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're all putting too much thought into it. Khane just literally wants to stick his dick into a grilled stuft burrito, but he can't because he was lifetime banned from taco bell for doing that.
  23. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah but that gig can't last for long. If I was on a practice squad, I'd be stealing memorabilia and getting it signed as often as possible.
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, if you're really talking about women, you gotta make it yourself. Have you ever heard of hot chocolate blowjobs? Lifehacks like that are your tools for preparing a dream woman.
  25. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Except that you do agree with it soooo, you got that going for you. Which is nice. Anyway, the specific request was made for co workers who support him or at least say it didn't sound like him. You didn't make the request, so you are free to poo-poo their opinions. You are wrong about the...
  26. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  27. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    Here's the trick that angered Penn. At 4:05 was the part I was talking about where it looked like they knew they'd just missed the trick. I see him doing a little move where he's flipping over half the cards, but I have no idea how that would help him get them all facing the same way.
  28. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I didn't think much of this when you first said it, but then yesterday I heard someone mention how Phylicia Rashad was defending him. I thought they must be wrong, so I looked it up and lo and behold she is. Not only that, but apparently everyone else on the cast is too, more or less, except...
  29. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Have you asked them to make one anyway? Most of the time they don't have Cheesy gordita crunch on the menu anymore, but they still have the ingredients and make them for me. The hardest it's ever been for me was that a manager had to be called over to tell the register monkey how to ring it up.
  30. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Not familiar with that rule, please enlighten me. I assume it was something that was passed around on facebook last week.
  31. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It's saying a lot that lying to a whore he manipulated into loving him (with hot chocolate blowjobs) is a new low for J49.
  32. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Lets see some pics of amanda like you used to get of the other girls.
  33. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Oh are we allowed to make up our own facts now? Cool, this thread is about to get interesting.
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Dammit, I got played. I'll hang around outside tonight when she gets off and steal my 3 bucks back.
  35. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah but the bad comedian manning ones are kind of funny.
  36. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    Penn's reaction to the first trick was pretty funny and strange. There was a point in the trick when they both got sort of agitated. It was towards the end after all the shuffling fluff. I got the impression that they knew at that point something had happened, but couldn't figure out what...
  37. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You act like those are the only 2 options. Those aren't even the 2 most likely options in my limited experience. Divorced parents will hate each other and eventually one will think the other is trying to turn the children against them and start trying to do the same. The question should be...