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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When did the legal age for nude pics change to 18 yrs and 3 months? If the bitch wants my attention (and you know she does), she knows what she needs to do.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They are also a good place to go with your wife / gf / the chick from work who's boobs you wanna see. Went with a coupla buddies once just to get drinks and oogle boobs. This was one of the clubs with good lookin girls but those 2 fags spent the entire night arguing about the 4th dimension or...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    don't know who ariel winter is, don't know what show she's on, but it looks like there were other things she should have reduced before her boobs. Before I google her I need to know, will I find any nudes? I hear she's 18 now, no reason not to be posting nudes.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Nope. How does that work? is the dick flap always right to left or something?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    In my case ketchup makes me gag. Not just the taste but even the smell. Sometimes looking at it (in the morning). So i'm not being unreasonable telling you to GTFO with the ketchup in the morning. I don't tell people they can't eat it, I just tell them they can't eat it around me. I don't...
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    lol this guy. negs me in this thread because he thinks I'm crazy in love with mad max. Then after my post he sends me a PM claiming he never negged anyone. Dipshit must think negs are anonymous. This is the prototype chickenshit anonymous negger I guess.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    At some point printers became a giant pain in the ass. It didn't used to be so and I don't know when it happened. I just woke up one day and printers sucked. Also, ketchup sucks, but the only time I'm intolerant of it is breakfast. You want ketchup on your eggs, you can eat somewhere else...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    4th down stops though, that's the opposite of demoralizing. Whatever the fuck that's called. Remoralizing? If you were 50% on your 4th down conversions the net effect on the defense would probably be better morale.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    No, I called it mediocre and got 12 negs. I just generally want to be able to rep someone more than once. Did you notice it was amod I said that to? It's funny I just got another neg for insinuating it might not be mediocre. I bet xarpolis feels like a moron right about now.
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    Pets

    I'll take the other one. No eye contact between us though. Also, I was expecting the cat to take her face off.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know but I think I saw a documentary about that. The sound was muted so I didn't catch any names. It was made by a studio called Naughty America IIRC.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Lotta traffic this morning. There was a guy with a full car wrap advertisement for some TV service I'd never heard of. It was something.TV so I guess it was an online streaming service. Anyway, this dude was impatient and aggressive, but everytime he changed lanes he lost position. So I...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Didn't he argue it was disrespectful to jerk off to your waifu? Technically i guess that means lollicon and tentacle porn is still fair game.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    allow unlimited negs and say that shit again.
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    Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016)

    I didn't necessarily get the idea that was as good as mystery men, just seemed like they were going for that. Or Kick-Ass (sorry, called this superbad in the last post), or The Incredibles, or maybe even My Super Ex Girlfriend. In other words, a comedy set in a world with lots of heroes who...
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    Electra Woman and Dyna Girl (2016)

    Never heard of these girls, but the trailer looks good. I'm expecting mystery men or superbad type of movie. Did it make it into theaters?
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Is that why they renamed the old EU "Legends"? We're supposed to see them as legends that were told about the main characters, which would mean there cold be some truth to them? I hadn't thought of it like that before.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I said used to pleasure herself. No need anymore. She just made these. They were delicious but I told her she could do better and needed more practice.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    BRB gotta write some jokes about how Tom likes Trump's deflated balls.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife can make cakepops AND used to pleasure herself.
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    What tickles your pickle

    I don't know what you're talking about. Post a pic pls.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Wow, a character's personality designed around the actor portraying them? Say it aint so!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you have acknowledged her birthday then the only thing to do is claim you wished her happy birthday early in the morning and she must have forgotten from being half asleep.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There is a way out as long as you haven't acknowledged it yet. You must throw together a surprise party immediately.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Miserable cunts is probably the right answer. They've been spoiled with things like the early MCU and Mad Max. The bar has been set very high the past couple years. But the internet echo chamber is also full of a bunch of miserable cunts. You can't discount that.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Hopefully this is all actually a remake of The Producers and Ghostbisters is the new Springtime for Hitler.
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    I don't know how you get that even in comic book world. If you mean there was no prison that could hold the hulk, then yeah, but the accords didn't address that anyway. If you mean they broke no laws, you're smokin crack. If you build something that levels a building (lets say a bomb) you're...