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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Oh, but that's the joke. All the crazy shit he said about Batman isn't wrong. He's trying to portray the absurdity of the current situation like it's both obvious and reasonable. Now we are talking about how terrible the different Supes have been written. It's why if you are a long term comic...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    He knows better on all fronts. He's just trolling to troll because a bunch of people started talking about Batman and Superman and he knows how fucking absurd all that shit actually is. He's intentionally saying wrong things to prolong the argument. But I'm bored so here we are.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    You are arguing about shit no one was arguing about while also saying wrong shit at the same time. You don't know one crisis from another and you don't know the difference between one guy with a "S" on his chest and another. You keep on about how Superman punched reality at the end of Final...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Pre-Crisis and Post-Crisis refers to Crisis on Infinite Earths and not Infinite Crisis or Final Crisis. Go back to blogging about how Cyclops was right you filthy casual.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    A panel from a 60 year old Silver Age comic no one has ever read. I'm convinced.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Superboy Prime is not Superman. When you said that at the end of Final Crisis that Superman punched the universe you were twice wrong. Superboy Prime punches the universe during Infinite Crisis. No one likes Superboy Prime. You filthy casual.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    No one likes Superboy Prime and don't you pretend anyone does. He's a fanboy strawman that bitches about how everything used to be so much better before.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    That's Superboy Prime, he's a special unique snowflake of shit writing.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Jury nullification is some serious shit when implemented.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    At the end of Final Crisis he built a machine that grants wishes.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    edit - I suck
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Don't forget all the homosexual subtext.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    The Joker doesn't even make any sense anymore. He's become the avatar of murder. He is literally murder made flesh. Grant Morrison got the ball rolling and now it's just absurd.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Penny in that story is just a junkie. She's got all the junkie mannerisms and is telling all the junkie lies with all the junkie self deceptions and a husband that's enabling her junkie lifestyle. I bet if you monitored her brain during a feed session and the brain of a crack addict smoking...
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    MTG thread

    There's really not much value for those older games. When I was cleaning out piles of games I just threw it on eBay divided by game in the hopes some other nerds somewhere were still playing that shit. There are always nerds still playing that shit.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Batman hasn't been the underdog forever.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Yeah, look at his stance. He knew that shit was going to miss. Darkseid is such a fucking jobber.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Right, because Batman has been written that way for over a decade.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Is this enough irresponsibility for a 10? Pretty sure everyone is also underage.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Fine, new game. On a scale of 1 through 10 how much does Mist hate these bitches.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tanoomba, the Tanoomba of last week would have called the Tanoomba of today a rapist. Going to go with "too drunk" on fatty here.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Drunk or too drunk? edit - related
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    The parents of that baby who was left in the car to die

    Who cares about what crimes cis white males commit against other cis white males.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Can you issue a trigger warning before you use the word "contract" please? I associate it with some traumatic experiences I had on a forum once.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That's not an articlefromMs. Magazine you idiot. That's a scholarly research paper from Mary P. Koss, the lady who did the study where "1 in 4 women are raped" came from. You are aware that there are rape laws on the books to this day that require the victim to have been penetrated, right...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Here is a quote from the 2007 paper by Koss (the Ms Magazine 1 in 4 women have been raped study person) Revising the SES: A Collaborative Process to Improve Assessment of Sexual Aggression and Victimization No, it's a gender issue.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The best part about actual cases is they cite things. Right, so being drunk isn't enough even if your sexual inhibitions are lowered and even if you are mentally impaired provided you are able to exercise reasonable judgement as to whether or not you want to ride dick.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Look, just accept that no rational person would ever fuck you under any other circumstances thus rape.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You can tell already he's going to cling to the phrase "capable of making rational decisions." Video related - edit - holy fuck he used it again in the time it took me to find this sketch
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    If anyone is just tuning in now these are the kinds of things that Tanoomba considers evidence that a woman was incapacitated by booze.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That would have been Tanoomba's position yesterday and since the thread started, yes. Mist's position would be that you would deserve whatever charges she felt like filing in the morning.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Tanoomba, you've been arguing for weeks that intoxication automatically negates consent (and it doesn't) because something something contracts. You don't get to now act like you've always been arguing about degrees of intoxication. This is literally the first hour of the first day of you taking...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    It's disgusting that you would try and move the discussion to a bunch of men sitting around rating intoxicated women on a would fuck/would not fuck scale.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    So now we are rating women in Fedor .gifs as being too drunk to fuck yes/no. The thread has reached a new low.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm not liking this remake of Just One of the Guys. Doing the whole thing in message board format rather than a motion picture isn't an improvement and at least that stinker ended with getting to see the main character's rack. And she learned a lesson. I don't remember what that is at the...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We don't always talk about the same things.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Hey Cad, if I try and weasel out of a contract claiming that I was intoxicated at the time how sympathetic am I to find the judge to be? What's that Cad, you've explained this before? And the answer is "not very sympathetic at all?" You are saying that just being intoxicated isn't enough to void...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That DNA mumbo jumbo isn't anywhere nearly as convincing.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm not afraid of the question. I've seen enough sexy transgendered people that, provided their penis was smaller than mine, I might be willing to give it a go with. Fat cocks not welcome. It's dishonest to put a heterosexual encounter where the woman does not remember what happened on one...