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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Underage drinking isn't a federal crime. There isn't a federal drinking age law. The National Minimum Drinking Age Act punishes states that allow persons below 21 years to buy alcohol by decreasing how much highway money they get.
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    League Of Legends

    Speaking of Shaco wasn't there talk of a revamp back in 2013? And I fuckingknowSion's had one coming for goddamn ever.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    "Department" in the phrase "Department of Public Safety" does not have the same meaning as "department" in the phrase "Brown University Department of History." The police are the police. The university is the university. The fat misanthrope is the fat misanthrope. I don't know why this...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You've said nothing accurate in the last few pages is what I'm talking about.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Right, so nothing you've said has been accurate for the last few pages.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Brown University Department of Public Safety - About the Department Alright, so Brown can make and enforce its own laws except the Brown University Department of Public Safety doesn't ever say university laws. It says university rules and regulations. It says that multiple times. When I try...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Right, so they aren't law enforcement agencies. Why didn't Yale just make a law and then make arrests when people broke that law and put people on trial and upon conviction imprison them? Because it doesn't fucking work that way? Right, because it doesn't fucking work that way.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The university is not a law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The university is not a law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The university is not the law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    In that there are police officers stationed to universities. The university is not the law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We have what has become a national drinking age of 21 because of the correlation between drunk driving fatalities and drinking age. There was a time when Wisconsin only required you to be 18 but Illinois was 21. They would cross the state border, get fucking hammered, and drive back. Bad shit...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    There are people that are going to get completely fucked because there will be neo-feminists that think they are smashing the patriarchy by getting men kicked out of school. And the policy itself is retarded. A retarded policy with limitless potential for abuse? Talk about win win.
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    The Far Side

    He's from a different time.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You said a bitter, bitter thing. If we were in person I would have all the non-verbals to go by and this is only just text so reads are inherently scattershot but little throw away comments like that are usually worth picking up and examining more closely. When I combine that with your hated of...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Someone really did a number on you, didn't they.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We're already on the path of everyone crying about everything. Do you really want it to keep going?
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    Hearthstone

    Untapping with a Tundra Rhino in play is about the only time I'd actually want to play a Webspinner.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well, the entire feminist studies wing of the university says that women never ever make false accusations so any accusation must be more likely than not to be true.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm pretty sure their policy is gender neutral. Any bets on how many women get expelled for fucking drunk guys?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Your whole everything is racism and sexism prettied up and given a new name. When the members of that group you are maligning go "hey, we aren't all like that" you dismiss them because they are just using their anecdotal evidence. The next time I see an African American gentlemen I'll be sure...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The invalidation came when you started making sweeping negative generalizations based on sex and race - also known as "sexism" and "racism."
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    Youtube to pull independent music from site

    Got this feeling that major labels, in part of their negotiations, wanted independents to get fucked over.
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    Youtube to pull independent music from site

    I don't understand YouTube's raging desire to sabotage itself but what do I know.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's likely that the server's jimmies are often rustled by people who order a Latte and then bring it back because it isn't Mocha. It's easier just to ask. It's a Jimmy Loop.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    TIME TO START MAKING BOOTLEG MERCH
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    The Video Thread

    Lookout, the Grimsark disease is spreading
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    All Stephen King Books

    Put down Full Dark No Stars. Will not pick back up again.
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    All Stephen King Books

    Cell is great overall but I hate how a main character that I liked very much dies out of fucking nowhere for no purpose to have her killers then die off screen and then right after a whole new group of characters are introduced that could easily have been killed off instead. Felt like he was...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    When I buy USF4 is it alright if I play Chun Li? My very first time playing SF2 I picked her and she was my main through all of The World Warrior.
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    Hearthstone

    I'm guessing they didn't really have a policy in place for this occurrence and when trying to figure out what to do started on the path of "well, it didn't really change anything." It's also probably difficult with the size of the event and money on the line to be the guy that decides to bring...
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    Hearthstone

    Well there is not an option to disable all chat for tournament play so until that feature is put in place how about we require blank friend lists? Right. You draw an extra card in Magic you get a game loss even if was a simple mistake that was 100% irrelevant to the board state. You pause at any...
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    All Stephen King Books

    Every watch the movie Hearts in Atlantis? They take the first story of the four (which is not Hearts in Atlantis, that's the second story) but call it Hearts it Atlantis anyway and then go about making it shit. Nothing negative to say about the book though.
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    Hearthstone

    So why isn't maintaining a blank friends list a requirement of entry and participation?
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    Hearthstone

    The game is going to stand but I personally think that the board state should be 100% irrelevant in deciding what to do.