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  1. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    There's your barrier to entry. Fuck facebook.
  2. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Best fishing I ever had was on lake texoma when I was perch fishing with a homemade fiberglass bream pole (it began life with one of those red triangular flags on the end). Black bass started schooling all around us. They were all too small to keep, but I caught 3 or 4 on that little pole and...
  3. Hoss

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Are there any bets riding on it? All I remember is lumi saying this would be his last end of the world prediction if it didn't come true.
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    If its the case I heard about, the woman got off scott free.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I order no onions. I get extra onions. But the waitress noticed it as soon as she set the food down and offered to take it back, so I still tipped her.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    No but we didn't invent aids until the 80's and at first it was just a fag's disease. Everything else except herpes could be fixed with a shot, and he probably already had herpes. So no, I think he wasn't using jimmy hats.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So I went and read about the fights. I thought this was great: "But if there was one play that told the story of Tuesday's practice, it was Darren McFadden's goal line touchdown against the Rams. Why was it so important? Because the Cowboys' first-team offense lined up against St. Louis...
  8. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Was he running around doing the 'hand up don't shoot' thing?
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Read through both of those links, and I still don't see how they had anything on him that could stick. Obviously they did, otherwise he wouldn't have copped the plea. I mean, he had over a month warning to get rid of his kiddie porn. That it appears he didn't is his own retardation. Most of...
  10. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    It looks kinda like this
  11. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I only halfway listened to that, but let me get this straight. You agree with chappell that the kids are whiney cunts for complaining about free booze, drugs, and blowjobs, and that jackson didn't molest them, he was just being a good host?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Well, if they were drugged, there wouldn't even be physical trauma, would there? Are there any cosby rape babies running around? If there aren't, then I might be inclined to reconsider. Because as we all know, when it's a "legitimate rape", the woman's body has a way of shutting that down...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's probably best to not think of East, West, North, and South as being points on a compass in the context of NFL divisions. Sure, that's probably how it started out, but at this point its just a bit of trivia. Maybe they should come up with other names for the divisions. NFC North could...
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    My new Dating Pool

    On the outside, just barely parting the lips and rub it up and down. Think along the lines of putting a hot dog into a bun. Then when it gets hard enough, slip it in.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Who had 14 hrs 20 minutes?
  16. Hoss

    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    man, the pron industry is a bunch of racist shitlords. I searched for "It takes a thief" and all I got back was a bunch of inter-racial stuff.
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    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    Holy shit that sounds hot. I wonder if I can find it online.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Yeah, I know humor is tough for SJWs. I'll say something not funny later so you can see the difference. No, I was just guessing you didn't know them and that kids today didn't know them. That was the original statement, that in 20 years young people would not know his name because of this. I...
  19. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Man, that was a good show. I don't know why it didn't make it. It probably just didn't belong on primetime. Thanks for reminding me of it.
  20. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Is he even the best QB on his own team? I don't think that's exactly a slam dunk.
  21. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    What's funny is that I thought it was chaos who was unbanning arasayer. Weren't you amod when that was happening?
  22. Hoss

    It's time to come clean.

    It's an honest mistake since you're the only mod who ever does anything good. Pretty much anything good any mod has done in the history of the forum is liable to be attributed to you.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    How am I acting like he doesn't have status? I'm acting exactly the opposite and saying in the long run it will be completely unaffected. The only thing different is that he's not getting coverage when he talks about social issues right now. Bill burr was still in awe when he met cosby...
  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You might need to practice your wiping technique until it gets more consistent.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Oh shit you're killing me. Break it down for me. Where was his comedy being played? What shows did he have on the air? Do young people today know who jackie mason, red skelton, jack benny, or lenny bruce were? The coz will be every bit as well known in 20 years as those guys are now. LOL...
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    Dark Matter

    Really? The android is the one thing I dislike the most about the show. Any guesses on where they're going with #2. With the way this episode ended, and considering killjoys did it earlier in the season, I'm thinking nanobots.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Not in my eyes, it isn't. But chuk touched on the real story. He's being quiet on social issues now and that's what this has been about from the beginning. Cosby wandered off the plantation and had to be brought to heel. I thought he admitted to obtaining ludes to trade for sex. Maybe we're...
  28. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Don't forget that they thought anakin was dead. So he wasn't really hiding luke from his dad, who might have gone back to tatooine for sentimental reasons. Just from the emperor who didn't know the kid existed, and tatooine was an insignificant hutt controlled planet anyway that he figured the...
  29. Hoss

    Penn & Teller: Fool Us

    I think it was card counting. She was good enough to keep track of the card even through all the shuffling. That's my guess, but I'm not sure, i didn't go back and look to see if she ever turned away. But, I did notice what I think penn and teller did, that she was concentrating really hard...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    The more people that come out and accuse him, the less I believe the stories. It sucks because even if there are 5-10 women he did actually rape, those other 40 are just turning it into a ridiculous sideshow. Also, was slapping someone on the ass even sexual harassment in the 80's? I didn't...
  31. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    You need to put the names of your whoores in your sig too gav.
  32. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Wait for it. It's probably a pic from when she was 15.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Hell, until a few years ago (when he was caught biting that hooker or whatever) I didn't know they were married. I think it's because when I first heard of Kathy, I thought she was married to Regis and "Lee" was their last name.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    How old do I have to be before I can start telling kids to speak up? Been working with a guy for 2 weeks in a noisy environment (room full of servers) who mumbles. Apparently I'm a lip reader by the way. About half the time that I understood him, I don't know how I did it. Lip reading is...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I fail to see how johnny's whormongering puts his kids in any real danger. I can get there with the possibility of infecting his wife again, but that's it.
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    My new Dating Pool

    If you go with the nut shot, remember to wash your knee thoroughly.
  37. Hoss

    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    I wasn't aware of that, but logically, I would assume it's to get tips on sucking dick. And it was glorious. I liked the Lady Chatterly movies better. The happy Hooker is the only other series I can remember from my childhood, but I think I only ever saw one of them. Oh and the bikini...
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    Pornhub PREMIUM!!!

    I had perfect audio and every once in a while, a portion of the screen would clear up just enough to see a boob or an ass. I blame scrambled porn for my love of corny porn plots. That's pretty much all I had to jerk it to. At least until I found my dad's playboy stash. Never did it for me...
  39. Hoss

    Arrow

    Fuck, he should do that at the next debate. Maybe that's why they sicced a girl on him, because the guys were afraid of getting jacked.
  40. Hoss

    Defiance Season 3

    Finally got caught up. How many episodes left in the season? I was thinking when the series comes to an end, they need to come back to something like this, where nolan is being shipped off to be executed. Anyway, i really hope they don't jump the shark freeing him.